$99 Births The VENUS

(30 minutes of what's been voted far-

and-away the best BBBJ in GTA)

$185 Girths The PENIS

(Everything else & DBLS your time)

"Better than anyone I've ever known!

Dynamite! Just Dynamite!"

-- GUMPER

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HAMMERTIME!
APRIL 16, 2021 (#1)
If any1 dropped the hammer
on their own foot it was the
THOR series. The first movie
represents some of the best
SCI-FI ever produced from
Hollywood.They did every-
thing right!...then followed
that up by doing everything
wrong...only to worsen things
in 3...sigh. They simply have
all the worst writers in the biz
writing SCI-FI. Logically hire
people who HATE SCI-FI
to write it. They'll make it...
awesome. Yes, I've dropped
a hammer on my foot at
least twice. I actually have a
pretty serious twinge in my
ankle from using a hammer
that I dropped on my foot
and when I pulled it away
to react to the agony,
yanked my ankle and that
was 8 years ago. When I
dance...it still acts up and I
have to wear a tensor. The
human body is the greatest
tool we'll ever own so I like
to use it any way I can...even
if it results in an occasional
injury. What's the worst thing
you ever dropped on your-
self? What's the silliest flub
you ever had that resulted in
a boo-boo? I also like to
drop-tha-needle (vinyl-lover's
pun) which I'm doing today.
I think I'll check out the
amazing-looking DONNA
SUMMER album and -- since
I just VENUS'd Ann Margret
and mentioned my blue dress
-- VIVA LAS VEGAS sound-
track. The KING lives on!
Oh...and BTW...you can
DEFINITELY touch this!
And in my pants...it's
ALWAYS HAMMERTIME!
TAKE MY SEXY PULSE!! BOOM BOOM BOOM!
HAMMER OUT LOVE!!
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I Bet U Thot I Was Gunna Play B.
APRIL 16, 2021 (#2)
Some of us will never be
DROP DEAD BEAUTIFUL.
Shrug. Born brown-skinned
is another strike in a still-
pretty-racist world where
the superficial remains a
filter for every kind of
comparison/assessment.
But sooner or later...
handsome or hideous,
horned or just horny,
sculpted or shoddy, we all
DROP DEAD! As a widow
I can only be a cheerleader
for LIVING LIFE to the
fullest! A lot of beautiful
people have died in the
last decade, and people
took it as a sign of some
ominous...well...maybe the
omen wasn't so off, be-
cause up popped COVID
and it couldn't care less
whom it's mowing down.
Gorgeous and gargoyle...
it's weaving its way through
the idiot crowds & pluck-
ing posies left and right!
Life is beautiful! But maybe
not every life is sacred.
I'm a firm supporter of
withholding artificial life
support and allowing
nature to take its course.
It's silly to think a world that
can't feed everyone should
keep people alive at all
costs. Today imma be silly
and a joker by jumping on
D's momo and starting it
up, revving an engine I
can't steer but reveling
in the rumble of 750 CCs.
Then go zoom around on
my 60km/hr scootz! What
fun are you dying to have
before you...well...
Vroom Vroom!!
SEE! I DID!!!
LET YOUR BACKBONE SLIIIIDE!
FRIDAY NIGHTS 'IN' deserve a GREAT
FLICK REC so why not check out
PREMINGER if you haven't already!
I don't know why I love watching
Stone's movies so much but I do.
Weird! Not a huge fan of HER.
Love TQ&TD! But for the epic flix you simply HAVE TO relish the genius of
FALLING DOWN (which I've seen a gazillion times!) and THE FALL (timely now
I think) which I saw first time years ago right around same time I first saw
Douglas' FALLING DOWN. For fun Snipes is always cool to watch and
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS is a little of genius/funny/socially epic.
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OH GOD...I COMPLETELY
LOST COUNT...IS THIS 7...
8...OR NINE....? OH SHIT!

Vesna Vulović

was a Serbian

 flight atten-

dant who holds the Guinness 

world record 

for surviving the 

highest fall

without a

parachute:

10,160 m

(33,330 ft;

6.31 mi).

APRIL 15, 2021 (#1)
Who's eating my pretty perfect
pie? I know I know...I gotta get
new material! But I do so love
baking these amazing meat
pies I mentioned. And there's
nothing that makes my (mostly)
daily breakfasts outdoors even
more elegant no matter what
time or where than a silky fog
rising up and burning off gently
BEAUTIFUL DREAMERS SLEEP STILL
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in the sun. If you've never seen PLAY MISTY FOR ME it's overdue now. Eastwood
may be at his best (at least if you compare it to his badass D. Harry flix of the time).
Most of you have at least heard of my nightime fun in the woods but I'm still a bit
miffed out of the 20,000+ visitors daily only a dozen non-Vips have bothered to
message and say hello, enjoying the site or...your site sucks. Either way...would
appreciate some feedback. Lurkers are lousy! Don't lurk in life either people!
GET OUT, GET INVOLVED, GET LIVING OR GET DYING! Don't remember who
said that but it's relevant and real. Be real, feel, seal the deal, heal and have a
a meal...a feast..devour LIFE! Meanwhile, I'm listening today to JERKY BOYS!
OMG! I know they're crass and vulgar, stupid and embarrassing to the human
race but...like the stooges etc they still make me laugh because they shine
on the ridiculousness of us all, life, the world. I'd hire Sparky the clown! When I
was in grade 10 I was a clown for some kids at a local hospital with some
friends and my red nose kept falling off. Do you think that's a bad omen?
Maybe it's a harbinger of something cosmically misaligned! My next VENUS
is ADRIENNE BARBEAU...gorgeous, perfect in CANNONBALL RUN
(that sounds dirty...is it dirty?), sexy as hell and before my time too...sigh!
But the original Stevie DJing the dreadful hours of THE FOG!
Now that I've been a DJ for several years I respect the voice!
THOSE BEAUTIFUL EYES
HOMER FEASTS ON HIS MOTHER'S WARM PIE
SHUT UP & DANCE!
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APRIL 15, 2021 (#2)
When it cums to cards -- especially
fortune telling -- there's so much
subjectivity. KINGS/QUEENS
does away with all that. They lay
as twisted or straight as they cum
from the deck and there's no
gypsy nonsense. Of course it's
all nonsense but it's fun and
there's an eerie accuracy at times.
Not always. I'm a bit twisted but
there's an old proverb that says something like, "What the gods have made
twisted, let no man straighten." Do you suppose the cosmos has a plan in-
cluding all the criminals and crazies and weirdos and wanton women
that morality has no business trying to 'adjust'? There's a creepy thought!
I've played twister clothed and in only underwear. Ever tried it? Being adult
isn't a reason not to. If anything, it's much more of an adult-appropriate
game than for kids since humans need touch and (at least when Covid isn't
crushing the closeness) it's a fun and fab way to cross those 'personal
space' barriers and mingle where it tingles. I'll be watching TWIST OF FATE
today I think with Ginger Rogers. Along with the original THE FOG it should
make a few hours easy-squeezy with my company in the outdoor cabana
where it can rain all it wants but with the 40 inch tv set up and laying on
the bed outdoors, one can have the best of both worlds -- Movies...without
being twisted up indoors. I'm gunna be sleeping out there the first night
that's warm enough! Seriously...get a cabana. Got it years ago and it
liberated my life from being indoors too much of the time!
LOST THE BEAT CAN NOW RESUME
LET'S PLAY TWISTER ALL NIGHT
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MINE DOESN'T FIT ANYMORE!
APRIL 14, 2021 (#1)
Listening to MITCH RYDER
and Gary Pucket last week
made me realize there's a ton
of great music I can't listen to
for longer than an hour...
Others obviously felt the same!
Great music...but not lasting.
My blue dress you've seen in
some of my Vegas photos is
out now that I'm significantly
smaller on the scale. Vegas
feels like a lifetime ago.
There's new ventures...nothing
lasts forever, which may be a
good thing. Mitch made way
for STONE PONEYS and it
was part of an entire hippy
revolution! So here's to
revolution! Evolution!
SAKITUME BABY! While in
Japan years ago I was temp-
ted to try SAKE but I'm just
not into booze even if it's
made from RICE. Cough sy-
rup is the hardest thing I
drink and even that...that
DM really makes my dreams
nutty! Since I last mentioned
it, I've tried to BONE UP
(I hope to hell that sounds
dirty!) on my waning Japan-
ese but without daily use it
fades, especially with so
many other hobbies and fun
taking slices of my mental
pie...ok that might be dirty
too! Time to make some of
my gold-star MEATPIES.
Hahahah...ya I went there!
What are you doing to pass
your time when otherwise
fit to be idle? Bridal? Bridle?
or Tidal? Always start with
the water...we are from (and
belong to) the sea...so we
are, by nature, tidal!
MAKE EYES AT ME BABY
I'M A DRUM! I'M A DRUM!
LEMME RIDE IT!!
APRIL 14, 2021 (#2)
Cock it to me! Rock it to me
Sock it to me!
Any way it happens there's
nothing like a man's rocket
"Launching" inside you...
doesn't matter which launch-
pad it goes off into your inner
space! It's OUTTATHISWORLD!
I'm not one for SCI-FI myself
but there are some awe-
some sci-fi flicksI OTR only has
X-MINUS one and it hits and
misses. Meh! Most of the S/F
TV keeps bombing out in its
first season. They just can't
seem to stop making the
same mistakes over & over,
refusing to learn from pre-
vious failures. Learning is what
gets me up every morning,
including new ways to ride,
glide, slide and hide your
rocket. Ok ok ok I've got
my brain a little too FUCK-
ussed on sex. I'm a nympho
Gimme a Break! Tried watching
that retro TV show but Carter's
weight is so...distracting.
I guess that makes me a bad
person! Even WHAT'S HAP-
PENING throws me for the
XL mom. So... what's
happening? Hey Hey Hey.
Cute but not funny. Here's
what's funny...
Ripley actually intended to
go into space to f*ck aliens
because...in space...no one
can hear you scream...or
moan...or make wet, juicy,
sucking sounds..."
But they wanted a shorter
tagline...so they half-assed
it. Trust me, the alien did
not! HAHAHAHAH!
Now...rock...back..forth...
that's it...rock me in...
THIS WAS A BIG BREAKDANCING SONG?
IF U  CUM OVER WE CAN FLY
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APRIL 13, 2021 (#4)
My SPIDERMAN tablecloth!!
Beauty is in the eyes of breakfast!
Two Swedish HEATballs!
2 HOTTIES
that made
every man's
groin sizzle!
Damn!
THANKS
SWEDEN!!
APRIL 13, 2021 (#1)
Phone's in the fridge after cutting
up some watermelon two hours
ago. I'm washing my boobs with
a bagel I was eating in the shower.
The garage locked shut and now
I can't get into my own house.
I'm gaggin on a V8 I just chugged
forgetting it wasn't 5alive.
We've all done some pretty silly
stupid sh*t in our lives. I once
called my 10th grade geography
teacher Mrs. Hippo -- a nick the
LET'S DO SUM!
the kids had been calling Ms. Hyland for years because of her fat hips and neck.
Sometimes we forget ourselves. Sometimes we lose a moment, a continuity of
consciousness. It's hilarious! What's the stupidest/silly thing you've ever done?
That's partially why I embrace my ditzyiness/foolish heart/head -- life is
loosie-goosie when you're loosie-goosie. Life is also lustier when you're
bustier but also giddier when you're kiddier. As most age they lose the ability
to be silly, excited! Embarrassment takes over and COOL becomes so
important that it becomes a full-time job to be smooooooooth! I'm one
those "smooth move exlax" people and it phases me zero! I make myself
laugh! Girlicious did the worst foolish/silly thing by self-destructing on their
diva/egos before they were even a smash hit but they were scrumptious
and they sing a mad-good STUPID SH*T! Elvis insisted we not be cruel.
I agree...but I also think the first step to cruelty is being COOL. Cool leads
to cruel...so Don't Be Cool. BE COOL is an awesome movie BTW.
But then so is RAT RACE...I'm weeeeening I'm weeeeening! Rowan
is just hilarious and adorable -- the Chaplin of our time! 
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OOPS I DID WHAT AGAIN?
APRIL 13, 2021 (#2)
It's hard to acquit Americans
of their stupidity. Mercer made
a hilarious living on the buffet
that is American ignorance.
"Congratulations Canada on
getting your first mile of
paved road!" ARE YOU
SERIOUS?!?!?! WOW!
I mean there's Dumb and
then there's.........deliberately ignorant/uneducated/uninformed.
Weird is fine! Megan (Fox) has said some of the most AWESOME things
any human's ever been recorded saying and some of them are right
on the money like, "Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me wanna strangle a
mountain ox with my bare hands!" OMG what an awesome crazy thing
to say!! If you're going to say something crazy/weird...say something
like THAT! Don't be the idiot who arrested a woman for possession of
SPAGHETTI-Os! There are entire states that have adopted a posture of
"We are simply ignoring COVID exists". I'm not a GOOFY fan because he
wreaks mayhem by simply being careless and apathetic. BE FUN!!!
In 60 scs Ashrita Furman crushed 80 eggs with his head! That sounds
like a hellofalotoffun and stupid as hell! Pick something FUN TO DO
today and do it no matter how silly/stupid. Laugh at youself! Be a
cool fool but don't drool or be a tool! Maybe try a HIPPETY-HOP!
APRIL 13, 2021 (#3)
Peter Sellers Birdie Num Nums,
Animal House Pledge Pin/Golf
Caddyshack Bionic Scene...
Some things never go out of
laughing-style! Silly is funny.
Zohan salon-sex/styling...
And BTW...grandmas
panties??? Seriously?!?!
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