BREAK THE ICE
KILL THE CHILL
WARM FROM THE STORM!
$99 will spark the fire
(30 minutes of what's been voted far-
and-away the best BBBJ in GTA)
$185 doubles your time and unleashes the inferno!
"I showed up anxious, upset and no idea what to expect
but Amy charmed the socks off me and her sincerity and
libido got me hot and bothered in the best possible
ways. Sheer perfection." -- Jordan F.
SQUARE PEGS, ROUND HOLE
I rarely if ever post video that's not part of
my daily life but this Elk kept this photo-
grapher pinned-down like this for....
who knows...his hat's not gunna block
any impaling the thing has planned!
Elke had some pretty big boobs and
man she was gorgeous!
Love Hollywood Squares (old and new)
& when I'm in L.A. I am the squarest in
Hollywood! I mean...I read Auden!
Luckily, I'm stacked in the rack! And
I am your INDIAN SUMMER!
JAN 27, 2021
I GOT TWO BIG BOOBS!
When not charming Hepburn,
The amazing ICE-BLUE eyes both
break into the secrets and enigmas
of the crafty criminal and occasionally
glint as he says something like,
"truly wise man never plays
leapfrog with a unicorn."
As a unicorn I have to confess, I
don't leap well at all, you'll likely
woop me! But for several years
Peppard "loved it when a plan
came together" Not exactly Auden
(my favorite poet) but as catch-
phrases go, you could do worse.
I like to think of myself as
If you have a problem,
if no one else can help,
and if you seek amy,
maybe you can taste The A-Team..
JAN 27, 2021
I prefer classic PINK Panther
but this one was too perfect!
LEMME SHINE ALL OVER YOU!
JAN 26, 2021
The ICE they sell at Tiffany's isn't the
kind you break, use for drinks or even
put in your veins to elude suffering.
I've never been there for BreakFast or
anything else but Audrey and George
keep from a tragic heartbreak.
If that don't put a sparkle on your rock
try SELLERS as Clouseau in any of
the original PINK PANTHER flicks!
I've never been attracted to expensive
geology. I'd rather have a panther,
pink or otherwise, though I do hate
domesticated cats. Saturday morn-
ings the PP cartoon dazzles!
HOME IS WHERE THE BEST ORGASM IS
Eva Gabor was infamous for her
passion for precious stones and she
lived in greener acres than most
and made the most of her less-
than-idyllic life in HOOTERVILLE.
Incidentally, with my 32Ks I think
that makes ME HOOTERVILLE!
Better than Cooterville...that's
where the DUKES OF HAZZARD
live. On one of my 'pastoral'
walks these COWS didn't seem
phased by the ice. Did RED call
his own daughter a "cow"?...
JAN 26, 2021
A lawn may not be glittery but if I'm
'homeward bound' by lockdown
I may as well show pride/gratitude
for it and all I've been given. The
brown grass is my neighbors
EMMA IS TOO WHITE!
"Sunday was a perfect treat to myself.
My birthday gift to myself was an
afternoon of scrabble, movies &
some of the most amusing chat &
sexy fun I've ever had. I was aiming
for the GFE and booked the
SCARLET ROSE CARSON visit
and Amy did not disappoint, not
that she ever has or would. She
anxiously awaits every opportunity
to dote on the likes of you and I
with giggles, smiles and a kiss
that surely can break any ice.
Best of all, she's extra cautious
and responsible but still makes
the entire thing so easy. As every-
one keeps touting, she is simply
amayazing!" -- WhizKid
I've always found being Canadian a
pretty sweet easy gig. More than ever
I'm grateful for this country of ours
and all the charming sweeties who
are sexy, classy, careful and
dignified. Thanks to you all!
JAN 25, 2021
GOING NOWHERE...BUT UP 'N DOWN
It's now officially been YEARS since
I've been to sin city! The religious
folks believe these suddenly-
trying times are a wake-up call
to reassess our possible Sodom
and Gomorrah ways. Are we being
shaken...? Have we been too stupid
to notice how low we've sunk? I may
not remember DISCO but I recall a
time where the people around me
were sweeter, kinder...softer.
Everyone knows I've seen THAT
70'S SHOW some 200 times...
Donna may not wanna be a low-
rider but I ride low...to the hilt!
Life, love, kindness should all be
to the hilt. Let's ride!
JAN 25, 2021
"SWISH SWISH SWISH" may be the
sound of a perfectly-arced shot but
girls 4'10" don't usually play BBall
and this annoying sound is worth
its weight in insanity to keep me
substantially warmer than -13!
For those who've seen me these
past 30 Days -- today following my
morning cartoons and adventures
I'll be opening up my FT to
those who just want to chat and
maybe 'relieve' some tension.
As usual...KIK ME! for access.
BE A RAINBOW!
JAN 23, 2021
PHOTO: LOWPINE CA 2017
STILL HERE FOR THOSE IN NEED
Even California has snowcapped
and a chilly that'll get your willy silly.
But back here in Canada nothing's
going to keep me from my travels
to whatever local beauty I can find.
Faith in times and chills like these
is easier when we revisit our warmer
adventures where even in the dry
desert, there's promise and hope!
JAN 23, 2021
HARD SUN, SOFT MOON
There's a soft and hard way to do
everything. I'm the SOFT WAY.
Believe me, after an hour with me
you won't be getting HARD anytime
soon! And I'm soft and luscious and
love to do things soft and sweet.
If you haven't seen FOX/WOODS in
THE HARD WAY it's a hoot! Best of
all it's a great refresher course on
trying not to be a tax/burden on
those around us. I feel like I posted
this photo before but (boggles)!
Today, soaking up the sun on my
upstairs balcony listening to the
stillness of a world away.
Be soft. Be beautiful!
JAN 20, 2021
LET'S MAKE OUT!
This hungry little bunny snackin' on the
snowman is so adorable! I'm eager for
more snow to fall so I can play in the
snow with Pepper, making snow-angels
and probably a litter of snow-bunny-men
to make out with hehehe! My neck is
definitely a spot that needs sum nibblin'!
JAN 22, 2021
I'M JUST QUACKERS ABOUT YOU!
For those who didn't know (valuable
trivia here for future contests), D.'s
nickname was DUCKIE! And most
now know that he was a firm be-
liever in the ugly-duckling/swan
phenomenon. He believed anyone
could truly leave their ugliness and
horror and treachery behind and
sincerely transform into a beauti-
ful person! There's no soft way
to love well, nor hard way to hate.
Softee was his. I inherited her/him.
Let's hope we legate something
better to the next generation than
these past 30 years. We CAN
change! We can dive in and swim
in hope and beauty!
JAN 20, 2021
THE WORLD NEEDS YOUR BEAUTY
JAN 19, 2021
As most of you know it's been almost
a year that I've been a widow and
watching Stallone's CLIFFHANGER
reminded me how much he loved
climbing. It's easy these days to feel
like we're climbing -- almost falling --
and feel like sheep bleeting, looking
for direction, peace, solutions. D.
loved the tv show B&B and he was
a bootie guy! Wasn't much for boobs.
He was my man on the moon.
It's more important than ever that we
all reach out with the best traits
of our fibre and be beautiful!
LIFE IS ONE BIG CLIFFHANGER!
Who knows what will come of the human
race at this point, but with most TV
series left hanging, this reality has
become a reality TV must see!
What will those humans do next?
I'm on the edge of my seat...or
is that YOU on the edge of my 'seat'?
My breasts were a bit bigger when
this pic was taken 25 pounds ago.
Boobs are better without gravity.
HANG IN THERE SWEETIES!!
JAN 19, 2021
...AND THE WORLD'S ALRIGHT WITH ME
Every morning is a GIFT! Day breaks
the night and the night falls over the
day. Just one look at those we love
and everything's alright! I'm
grateful for every moment of my life
and everyone of you who give
LIFE ITSELF purpose. Today's flick
recommend is "BREAKIN II: Electric
Boogaloo!" Worse than the first,
the sequel is cute as a button with
it's lame attempt at making itself
more mainstream. It's precious and
delightful and warms the cockles
of your heart...and maybe some
other kind of cockle.
JAN 18, 2021
MOONSHADOW DURING AN ECLIPSE
LET'S DANCE WITHOUT PANTS
One of the numerous highlights of
the era before me I hate that I
missed is the lark of STREAKIN'
Back in those days people did it
willy-nilly and people laughed or
shook their head. Now you might
rot in prison if you so dare! Well...
having been shackled without
travel and tethered to health risks
eliminating 100% of my random fun,
I unilaterally decree JAN 18
MOONDAY! -- At least once today
MOON SOMEONE! C'mon...
break up the monotany.
FLASH THAT ASS!
JAN 18, 2021
If you haven't seen the movie
MAGNOLIA now's a great circumstance
to catch it. Both Wes and Paul Anderson
are responsible for some of the
most unique, epic, brilliant
and poetic movies of our time. Their
flicks pierce deeply into the convoluted
mess that we all are humans and reassures
us that there is a cosmic catwalk where the
possibilities we all possess are as infinite
and as certain as this moment now...
and now...and now. I am always eager to
confront my lesser deeds and recalibrate
JAN 17, 2021
DID U KNOW NORWAY IS HOME
TO ONLY 4 SPECIES OF FROGS?
It's Not Going To Stop Until We Wise Up
Every Sunday morning I spin OTR
and catch my minimum sweetness
and charm with the likes of retro
70s/80s SatMornTOONZ. Today I'm
spending the day manning the mic
on both KFLY and KSXY with nothing
but upbeat TUNEZ and light chatter
re: Who Remembers Disco?
If you've got a vaccine simply contact
me and get 30% OFF (ask for details)
I may not be soaring on my boat or
through the sky as I'd originally-
planned this summer (skydiving) but
the airwaves keep me aloft!
JAN 17, 2021
CLAP FOR THE WOLFMAN
MAKE YOUR MOVE!
Wow! I'm simply NOT getting nearly
enough daily CUM! With lock-
down and necessary extra
caution it means my daily dose
isn't nearly as reliable.I've got
a dozen reviews to get posted
and hope to have a dozen more
by the end of the month but, yes,
I'm being selective for sensible
reasons. Breaking the boredom
by learning how to play GO.
I've also been BONING up on my
sign-language which is tuff when
you don't have a partner to practice
with! As for FLICK recommeds...
How about THE THING? Mary's
one of the few celebs I've met
several times and is awesome in the
remake if you're not keen on the
original. Now...cum...let's go!
JAN 16, 2021
JAN 14, 2021
Stress is a killer, no doubt; and with the current
state of the world, it might be time we all
BEND, even break. Perhaps the house of cards
simply needs to fall. After all, it's not like most
people are really very happy, even long before
this happened! I've been laying low
with the LOCKDOWN and tightening
safety protocols, catching some extra sleep
and making plans for the future, weighing
the options of 'what ifs'. For the moment...
everybody dance now...!
ROMANCE THE ANCE IN YOUR PANCE
Don't Entropee Your pants! Not just yet anyhow. It may be
true that the universe has been eating itself since the
sands started dropping, but whether THIS IS THE END
(my flick recommend) or not, what matters most is that
you treat yourself and the world as though it were.
Forgiveness never goes out of style. This is a good time
to consider family, friends, mistakes you've made...?
Those who eat a bowl of Habitant Pea Soup every week
have watched a once-legendary Canadian institution
go completely to mediocrity. The soup is eating itself
in the can! Unforgiveable! (giggle) PICKLEWEASAL!
JAN 14, 2021
YOUR INFINITELY-DANCING SUMMER
It is FRIDAY JAN 8th and myself and several others are having a downtown
event you're invited to if you're one of my female playmates.
Text me for details and bring your safe distance tape measure
Hawaii 5-0 redux just couldn't reproduce
Caan's chemistry with Arkin. Frankly the
rebooted TV show is an embarassment.
But the '76 flick is pretty golden. I say
'flick' because if you've read my Q/A
area you'll know I'm offering a FREEBIE
to anyone who chooses to find out
what my magic buttons are and flick
them well-enough to make me squirt.
Meanwhile, AMERICAN BANDSTAND
episode played one of the songs from
"ZAPPED" during RATE-A-RECORD.
I was so shocked! And thrilled!
LICKIT FLICKIT DICKIT
Do men still call the clitoris 'the bean'?
JAN 7, 2021
...maybe someone somewhere else
Now that 2021 has been launched
it's time to make some goals and
learn some new things. With this in
mind, I'm offering a 100% freebie to
anyone who can teach me how to
break into a locked car and -- most
importantly -- HOTWIRE a car!
(Ask me re: details)
If you'd like to join me this
LOCKDOWN month watching
every episode I think you'll find
the show hilarious, unique and will
definitely teach ya a few things. I'm
breaking in a few new things like
my scarlet ballet toe-slippers and
a few new sexy skills I picked up
during the holidays. As most know
this site has undergone major
changes in the last few weeks
and will continue for a few weeks
more. Follow the new links...
JAN 7, 2021
WHY DO WE FALL DOWN...?
A bat isn't a bird...but BATMAN
BEGINS is not only a great flick
but a timely one for us all now: and
while it's tempting to skip the
BEATLES' song (so I won't), it's
also important not to be too
moody blue about life, lust, time
and everything that has happened
thus far as we bounce between
cabin-fever and entitlement.
Maybe we don't fall down so we
can learn to get back up but there
are worse fates than the one we
now manage. We are still spending
$30 on WONDERWOMAN '84!
Still ordering UBEREATS.
So it's either not apocalyptic or we
just like to pretend it's not.
Either way...mostly BLUE JAYS in
this outing...none of them stands
out as a promising pitcher or home-
run-hitter for spring-training.
JAN 5, 2021
PHOTO: DENIZLI 2015
IT'S NOT HOW YOU START...
Speaking of ice-fishing...I'm also
catching an episode of CHILLY WILLY
everyday cuz he's just so dang
cute! I love that, despite his size
and associated bullying, he usually
manages to not get pushed around.
We're all sorta marooned now on
our own little respective ice islands
while they melt under our feet...
so GET YOUR WILLY WET &
WARM! My little oasis abides no
ice, no chill. It's not about how you
start but how you FINISH and I'd
like to see us all finish this little
stretch of calamity with a hot,
thick, creamy victory splooge!
I'm not even a little bit of a dancer
but my feet can be pretty happy
when they're up in the air!
Of course dancing makes for
HAPPY FEET -- anyone for the
JAN 7, 2021
Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune without the words,
And never stops at all,
And sweetest in the gale is heard;
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little bird
That kept so many warm.
I've heard it in the chillest land,
And on the strangest sea;
Yet, never, in extremity,
It asked a crumb of me.
– Emily Dickonson
Breaking dawn is my daily comfort.
Most know I'm up before the sun and
hiking, climbing, reveling in the beauty
of my world, grateful for the time I've
had, hopeful of maximizing what's left.
I was taught how to do this years ago
and now it's coming in handier than
ever. As your eternal Indian summer
I never lose sight of the sun and the
warmth we all need to survive.
JAN 4, 2021
BACON IS BREAKIN'
A LITTLE ROWBOAT TO CHINA?
If there's anyone out there that's
willing to take me I still haven't been
ice-fishing or know anyone who does.
I'd love to try it when JAN/FEB hit
their crystalization factors! Mean-
while, I'm gunna crack open the 80s
"BREAKIN'" which I've seen several
times with D. so this will be my first
solo...speaking of solos...Turbo's
is awesome to watch!I
JAN 4, 2021
IMPORTANT PROTOCOL UPDATE:
Obviously things have escalated. COVID has gone a teensie bit rogue on the
current vaccine and the standard virus is still stacking things up.
Ergo, safety protocols must be intensified and enforced without complaint
or resistance. I've been strictly choosey and will continue to be so.
However, safety starts with us all continuing to isolate. If you genuinely must
have your mental health intimacy then it's critical you get in your car and
-- without any stops or contact with others -- make your way to my oasis and
accept the measures herein for your well-being as well as mine and others'.
These are the times we all need to stand together on the bandwagon!
Let's be safe out there folks!
SCARLET CRACKLIN' ROSE
It's a simmering, snowy sunday
morning and with WONDER
WOMAN (Retro Tv Series) I'm just
having some carrot muffin and
listening to CSNY and planning on
watching THE NIGHTWALKER after
some fun. Winter is not helping us
from feeling as though we are
sometimes CRACKIN' UP. As
eggs there's good and bad ones
and some are scrambled, some
fried, some hard-boiled, some soft.
As I said I choose to be soft
which makes crackin' me open a
messy prospect...I get gooey
everywhere! Such a pretty mess!
JAN 3, 2021
WE NOW HAVE
TIME TO CON-
I'M ALL WET...CAN I CUM IN...?
It should not be too shocking that
we got an ice-storm right on JAN 1
after me choosing it for a theme.
I will not be 'celebrating' my dear-
departed's FEB 12 passing: instead
we will all celebrate his birthday as
a celebration of his life. Meanwhile,
SENTIMENTAL SATURDAYs in-
clude KIMBA which D. loved and
intro'd me to, and SPEED RACER;
and, of course today, I'll be man-
ning the mic on the radio station
and maybe checking out
YELLOWSTONE. As most know,
Regan (one of my wives) was
(mostly) living here this year after
D.'s death and has now gone to
EDMONTON to help with her
parents and with B. also back
home (mostly) this will be my first
time ever really being mostly......
alone in the house. It will be weird
but grief cannot turn my heart
to stone. I am a wafting cotton,
drifting wisps of snow-powder.
I am soft, pink and I make ya
think...now...make me drink!!
JAN 2, 2021
BE BOLD NOT COLD
JAN 1, 2021
As humans we have always had a comical
way of making FAILURE a mixed blessing.
I (quite literally) was speechless at the end
of 2020, exasperated as so many are
with the first real challenge of the post-
Nagasaki world in which we've been
skating along on a very thin layer turning
circles into an infinity that could last only
as long as the blades didn't cut clean
through. My original plan for JANUARY
couldn't coalesce. So, in lieu of my more
ambitious design, I'm settling into this
one, maybe gleaming the cube. I'm square,
there's no doubt. Without booze, drugs and
other vices, I am disturbingly conscious at a
time it would be good for a coma to come
on hard & fast. It is time for us all to start the
long, icy march back to...well...maybe not
'back' at all. Forward. Full-steam.
Ahead. I like that. A 'head'.
Let's crack things open, LET GO and see
what cums flowing out...
COOL NOT COLD