BREAK THE ICE

KILL THE CHILL

WARM FROM THE STORM!

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$99 will spark the fire

(30 minutes of what's been voted far-

and-away the best BBBJ in GTA)

$185 doubles your time and unleashes the inferno!

"I showed up anxious, upset and no idea what to expect

but Amy charmed the socks off me and her sincerity and

libido got me hot and bothered in the best possible

ways. Sheer perfection." -- Jordan F.

I rarely if ever post video that's not part of

my daily life but this Elk kept this photo-

grapher pinned-down like this for....

who knows...his hat's not gunna block

any impaling the thing has planned!

Elke had some pretty big boobs and

man she was gorgeous!

Love Hollywood Squares (old and new)

 & when I'm in L.A. I am the squarest in

Hollywood! I mean...I read Auden!

Luckily, I'm stacked in the rack! And

I am your INDIAN SUMMER!

JAN 27, 2021

When not charming Hepburn,

The amazing ICE-BLUE eyes both

break into the secrets and enigmas

of the crafty criminal and occasionally

glint as he says something like,

"truly wise man never plays

leapfrog with a unicorn."

As a unicorn I have to confess, I

don't leap well at all, you'll likely

woop me! But for several years

Peppard "loved it when a plan

came together" Not exactly Auden

(my favorite poet) but as catch-

phrases go, you could do worse.

I like to think of myself as

THE A-TEAM...

If you have a problem,

if no one else can help,

and if you seek amy,

maybe you can taste The A-Team..

JAN 27, 2021

I prefer classic PINK Panther

but this one was too perfect!

The ICE they sell at Tiffany's isn't the

kind you break, use for drinks or even

put in your veins to elude suffering.

I've never been there for BreakFast or

anything else but Audrey and George

keep from a tragic heartbreak.

If that don't put a sparkle on your rock

try SELLERS as Clouseau in any of

the original PINK PANTHER flicks!

I've never been attracted to expensive

geology. I'd rather have a panther,

pink or otherwise, though I do hate

domesticated cats. Saturday morn-

ings the PP cartoon dazzles!

Eva Gabor was infamous for her

passion for precious stones and she

lived in greener acres than most

and made the most of her less-

than-idyllic life in HOOTERVILLE.

Incidentally, with my 32Ks I think

that makes ME HOOTERVILLE!

Better than Cooterville...that's

where the DUKES OF HAZZARD

live. On one of my 'pastoral'

walks these COWS didn't seem

phased by the ice. Did RED call

his own daughter a "cow"?...

JAN 26, 2021

A lawn may not be glittery but if I'm

'homeward bound' by lockdown

I may as well show pride/gratitude

for it and all I've been given. The

brown grass is my neighbors

"Sunday was a perfect treat to myself.

My birthday gift to myself was an

afternoon of scrabble, movies &

some of the most amusing chat &

sexy fun I've ever had. I was aiming

for the GFE and booked the

SCARLET ROSE CARSON visit

and Amy did not disappoint, not

that she ever has or would. She

anxiously awaits every opportunity

to dote on the likes of you and I

with giggles, smiles and a kiss

that surely can break any ice.

Best of all, she's extra cautious

and responsible but still makes

the entire thing so easy. As every-

one keeps touting, she is simply

amayazing!" -- WhizKid

I've always found being Canadian a

pretty sweet easy gig. More than ever

I'm grateful for this country of ours

and all the charming sweeties who

are sexy, classy, careful and

dignified. Thanks to you all!

JAN 25, 2021

It's now officially been YEARS since

I've been to sin city! The religious

folks believe these suddenly-

trying times are a wake-up call

to reassess our possible Sodom

and Gomorrah ways. Are we being

shaken...? Have we been too stupid

to notice how low we've sunk? I may

not remember DISCO but I recall a

time where the people around me

were sweeter, kinder...softer.

Everyone knows I've seen THAT

70'S SHOW some 200 times...

Donna may not wanna be a low-

rider but I ride low...to the hilt!

Life, love, kindness should all be

to the hilt. Let's ride!

JAN 25, 2021

"SWISH SWISH SWISH" may be the

sound of a perfectly-arced shot but

girls 4'10" don't usually play BBall

and this annoying sound is worth

its weight in insanity to keep me

substantially warmer than -13!

For those who've seen me these

past 30 Days -- today following my

morning cartoons and adventures

I'll be opening up my FT to

those who just want to chat and

maybe 'relieve' some tension.

As usual...KIK ME! for access.

JAN 23, 2021

VID: ARIZONA

PHOTO: LOWPINE CA 2017

Even California has snowcapped

and a chilly that'll get your willy silly.

But back here in Canada nothing's

going to keep me from my travels

to whatever local beauty I can find.

Faith in times and chills like these

is easier when we revisit our warmer

adventures where even in the dry

desert, there's promise and hope!

JAN 23, 2021

There's a soft and hard way to do

everything. I'm the SOFT WAY.

Believe me, after an hour with me

you won't be getting HARD anytime

soon! And I'm soft and luscious and

love to do things soft and sweet.

If you haven't seen FOX/WOODS in

THE HARD WAY it's a hoot! Best of

all it's a great refresher course on

trying not to be a tax/burden on

those around us. I feel like I posted

this photo before but (boggles)!

Today, soaking up the sun on my

upstairs balcony listening to the

stillness of a world away.

Be soft. Be beautiful!

JAN 20, 2021

This hungry little bunny snackin' on the

snowman is so adorable! I'm eager for

more snow to fall so I can play in the

snow with Pepper, making snow-angels

and probably a litter of snow-bunny-men

to make out with hehehe! My neck is

definitely a spot that needs sum nibblin'!

JAN 22, 2021

For those who didn't know (valuable

trivia here for future contests), D.'s

nickname was DUCKIE! And most

now know that he was a firm be-

liever in the ugly-duckling/swan

phenomenon. He believed anyone

could truly leave their ugliness and

horror and treachery behind and

sincerely transform into a beauti-

ful person! There's no soft way

to love well, nor hard way to hate.

Softee was his. I inherited her/him.

Let's hope we legate something

better to the next generation than

these past 30 years. We CAN

change! We can dive in and swim

in hope and beauty!

JAN 20, 2021

JAN 19, 2021

As most of you know it's been almost

a year that I've been a widow and

watching Stallone's CLIFFHANGER

reminded me how much he loved

climbing. It's easy these days to feel

like we're climbing -- almost falling --

and feel like sheep bleeting, looking

for direction, peace, solutions. D.

loved the tv show B&B and he was

a bootie guy! Wasn't much for boobs.

He was my man on the moon.

It's more important than ever that we

all reach out with the best traits

of our fibre and be beautiful!

LIFE IS ONE BIG CLIFFHANGER!

Who knows what will come of the human

race at this point, but with most TV

series left hanging, this reality has

become a reality TV must see!

What will those humans do next?

I'm on the edge of my seat...or

is that YOU on the edge of my 'seat'?

My breasts were a bit bigger when

this pic was taken 25 pounds ago.

Boobs are better without gravity.

JAN 19, 2021

Every morning is a GIFT! Day breaks

the night and the night falls over the

day. Just one look at those we love

and everything's alright! I'm

grateful for every moment of my life

and everyone of you who give

LIFE ITSELF purpose. Today's flick

recommend is "BREAKIN II: Electric

Boogaloo!" Worse than the first,

the sequel is cute as a button with

it's lame attempt at making itself

more mainstream. It's precious and

delightful and warms the cockles

of your heart...and maybe some

other kind of cockle. 

JAN 18, 2021

MOONSHADOW DURING AN ECLIPSE

One of the numerous highlights of

the era before me I hate that I

missed is the lark of STREAKIN'

Back in those days people did it

willy-nilly and people laughed or

shook their head. Now you might

rot in prison if you so dare! Well...

having been shackled without

travel and tethered to health risks

eliminating 100% of my random fun,

I unilaterally decree JAN 18

MOONDAY! -- At least once today

MOON SOMEONE! C'mon...

break up the monotany.

FLASH THAT ASS!

JAN 18, 2021

JAN 14, 2021

Stress is a killer, no doubt; and with the current

state of the world, it might be time we all

BEND, even break. Perhaps the house of cards

simply needs to fall. After all, it's not like most

people are really very happy, even long before

this happened! I've been laying low

with the LOCKDOWN and tightening
safety protocols, catching some extra sleep

and making plans for the future, weighing

the options of 'what ifs'. For the moment...

everybody dance now...!

Don't Entropee Your pants! Not just yet anyhow. It may be

true that the universe has been eating itself since the

sands started dropping, but whether THIS IS THE END

(my flick recommend) or not, what matters most is that

you treat yourself and the world as though it were.

Forgiveness never goes out of style. This is a good time

to consider family, friends, mistakes you've made...?

Those who eat a bowl of Habitant Pea Soup every week

have watched a once-legendary Canadian institution

go completely to mediocrity. The soup is eating itself

in the can! Unforgiveable! (giggle) PICKLEWEASAL!

Hawaii 5-0 redux just couldn't reproduce

Caan's chemistry with Arkin. Frankly the

rebooted TV show is an embarassment.

But the '76 flick is pretty golden. I say

'flick' because if you've read my Q/A

area you'll know I'm offering a FREEBIE

to anyone who chooses to find out

what my magic buttons are and flick

them well-enough to make me squirt.

Meanwhile, AMERICAN BANDSTAND

episode played one of the songs from

"ZAPPED" during RATE-A-RECORD.

I was so shocked! And thrilled!

Do men still call the clitoris 'the bean'?

JAN 7, 2021

Breaking dawn is my daily comfort.

Most know I'm up before the sun and

hiking, climbing, reveling in the beauty

of my world, grateful for the time I've

had, hopeful of maximizing what's left.

I was taught how to do this years ago

and now it's coming in handier than

ever. As your eternal Indian summer

I never lose sight of the sun and the

warmth we all need to survive.

JAN 4, 2021

If there's anyone out there that's

willing to take me I still haven't been

ice-fishing or know anyone who does.

I'd love to try it when JAN/FEB hit

their crystalization factors! Mean-

while, I'm gunna crack open the 80s

"BREAKIN'" which I've seen several

times with D. so this will be my first

solo...speaking of solos...Turbo's

is awesome to watch!I

JAN 4, 2021

IMPORTANT PROTOCOL UPDATE:

Obviously things have escalated. COVID has gone a teensie bit rogue on the

current vaccine and the standard virus is still stacking things up.

Ergo, safety protocols must be intensified and enforced without complaint

or resistance. I've been strictly choosey and will continue to be so.

However, safety starts with us all continuing to isolate. If you genuinely must

have your mental health intimacy then it's critical you get in your car and

-- without any stops or contact with others -- make your way to my oasis and

accept the measures herein for your well-being as well as mine and others'.

These are the times we all need to stand together on the bandwagon!

Let's be safe out there folks!

It's a simmering, snowy sunday

morning and with WONDER

WOMAN (Retro Tv Series) I'm just

having some carrot muffin and

listening to CSNY and planning on

watching THE NIGHTWALKER after

some fun. Winter is not helping us

from feeling as though we are

sometimes CRACKIN' UP. As

eggs there's good and bad ones

and some are scrambled, some

fried, some hard-boiled, some soft.

As I said I choose to be soft

which makes crackin' me open a

messy prospect...I get gooey

everywhere! Such a pretty mess!

JAN 3, 2021

YELLOWSTONE 2015

It should not be too shocking that

we got an ice-storm right on JAN 1

after me choosing it for a theme.

I will not be 'celebrating' my dear-

departed's FEB 12 passing: instead

we will all celebrate his birthday as

a celebration of his life. Meanwhile,

SENTIMENTAL SATURDAYs in-

clude KIMBA which D. loved and

intro'd me to, and SPEED RACER;

and, of course today, I'll be man-

ning the mic on the radio station

and maybe checking out

YELLOWSTONE. As most know,

Regan (one of my wives) was

(mostly) living here this year after

D.'s death and has now gone to

EDMONTON to help with her

parents and with B. also back

home (mostly) this will be my first

time ever really being mostly......

alone in the house. It will be weird

but grief cannot turn my heart

to stone. I am a wafting cotton,

drifting wisps of snow-powder.

I am soft, pink and I make ya

think...now...make me drink!!

JAN 2, 2021

JAN 1, 2021

As humans we have always had a comical

way of making FAILURE a mixed blessing.

I (quite literally) was speechless at the end

of 2020, exasperated as so many are

with the first real challenge of the post-

Nagasaki world in which we've been

skating along on a very thin layer turning

circles into an infinity that could last only

as long as the blades didn't cut clean

through. My original plan for JANUARY

couldn't coalesce. So, in lieu of my more

ambitious design, I'm settling into this

ICELAND 2015

JAN 1, 2021

If there's one thing in my life that's

missing It's the time that I spend alone

sailing over the bright & clear blue water

...I miss sailing. Oh God how I miss

sailing, traveling, shopping, getting my

hair, nails, massage done. I feel like

KEANU in JOHNNY MNEMONIC 

"I MISS ROOM SERVICE!". We're all

bracing for the variant and vaccine

rollout. We are CHILL. We are trying to

relax, to not panic. Still mastering

PENGO: seems breaking the

ice is a bad idea! UGH! All the ice,

snow, cold this year came from us.

The earth was climatologically kind,

we...we were...are...?!