LET'S **** LIKE RABBITS
....THAT JUST GOT OUTTA PRISON!
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(30 minutes of what's been voted far-
and-away the best BBBJ in GTA)
$185 doubles your time and unleashes the inferno!
"The only girl I've ever met who loves sex more than I do.
I honestly didn't know such a girl existed.
Now I know there IS a god! " -- Y. Donelly.
THIS SITE IS NOT MEANT TO BE VIEWED ON A PHONE
Just a rosy reminder that the safe, social-
distanced SCARLET CARSON option
is still available and thriving as many
choose to change their approach to
sexy online texting/FT.
I currently have 2 openings available
"Peterborough is a dead zone
now for any fun of any kind.
'Scarlet' keeps me coming back every
day for the laughs, chats and even
scrabble. Her social circle is
amazing and she's the ideal playmate.
She's kinda giving it away if you
ask me. There's no one better!"
-- WhistleStopper, Feb 19, 2021
"Amy is always the perfect companion for
-- STUBS 19, Feb 25, 2021
"I'm cumming twice everytime. She does
magic. It's something I didn't do
even when I was a teenager. She gets
into my head and revs me up. You
can't rate someone like Amy, she's just
beyond all that, everyone who sees her
knows what I mean."
--E. B. Feb 24, 2021
"This girl is eerily talented and loves what
she does enough to make me wonder
why anyone would go somewhere else.
Thanks for a damn good time! See you
-- Laura (DandyGirl) Feb 21, 2021
"For God's sake that was pretty
wonderful! I don't know how
you do it but I'll be back before
next weekend for a bit more than
what we did and I'm sure it will be
just as perfect!
-- Caroline, Feb 23, 2021
"You got me out of my funk and
that was a deep funk. You deserve
a medal! They should give out
Nobel prizes for what you do!
I salute you my sexy general!"
-- DigginIt, Feb 22, 2021
"There's something elegant and
innocent about every minute you
spend with Amy. Sublime!"
-- Kieran "Juice" J. Feb 18, 2021
WEST OF NORWOOD ON 2018
FEB 26, 2021
You were silly like us; your gift survived it all:
The parish of rich women, physical decay,
Yourself. Mad Ireland hurt you into poetry.
Now Ireland has her madness and her weather still,
For poetry makes nothing happen; it survives
In the valley of its making where executives
Would never want to tamper
-- W.H. AUDEN
LOVE is like SEX and so many
other things that -- if you really
apply yourself to honing your
skills, you can become a
GENIUS at it. The heart is a
muscle and -- like any muscle
-- work it hard enough, it'll be-
come a Schwarzenegger of
romance/devotion. Most ppl
don't commit to any sort of
workout of the SOUL so, while
they can do any number of
things well, they fumble thru
anything more sophisticated
than making a sandwich the
way their beloved prefers it.
Women've b*tched about
this for years even though
there's a glaring inequity --
why are we still demanding
men buy gifts, do thought-
ful things, court and dazzle
women but women are not
expected to do the same in
return? This BS has been go-
ing on far too many centur-
ies! It is utterly unfair! Men
deserve to be sweated-for!
So ladies...get into those
Reebox and spandex and
start your warm-up...LOVE
is not a treadmill...it's a de-
cathlon! Work It! Jerk It!
Don't dare shirk it!
FEB 26, 2021
Love can drive you mad!
Love can cure insanity.
Depending on who you're
with and who you are when
you're with them, LOVE can
be a kind of crazy that cul-
ture has harnessed for eons
to somehow try to capture
how the chemicals in the
human brain behave when
adrenalin and oxytocin un-
leash a cocktail (that sounds
dirty...is it dirty?...) that is not
unlike a schizophrenic during
their worst peaks and valleys.
Is it any wonder that SLASH-
ER movies traditionally synch-
ronized girls giving it up with
their immediate demise?
Let's have some fun with our
FLIX this time and I'll recom-
mend STUDENT BODIES,
THE COMEBACK which was
tempting to use last post but
just suited this one more...
poetically? Any of the 3 FAN
movies work and, of course,
you gotta see CALIGULA --
now that guy was...ok maybe
he was insane but DAMN!
Some sexy sexy sexy stuff!
You say nympho like it's a
BAD thing! (ROTFLMAO)
FEB 26, 2021
ALTHOUGH I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THE ADVENT
OF BLOOM COUNTY I GOT TURNED ON TO IT & IT'S EASILY
MY FAV COMIC STRIP OF ALL TIME! OPUS ROCKS!
AND BILL THE CAT IS AWESOME!
It's difficult to reconcile our
need to not be turned to
a pillar of salt by looking back
while today becomes yesterday
and 'those who do not re-
member (and regret) the past
are doomed to repeat it'. But,
as Sting so aptly points out,
"History will teach us nothing"
because we know the past...
FEB 25, 2021
...we just simply seem mostly incapable of ever really breaking out of our
patterns of pigheaded arrogance/entitlement. I've grown and changed so
much but still have numerous echoes in my brain. I was lucky enough to
not suffer the same fate as most Millennials -- I had a guided, wise tour
through the past before me and became...enriched...connected to history.
Without that, everything has no context or meaning and sociopathy and
indifference creates...well...Millennials. What's your fav memory from
PRE-1990? Toy...?...song...? movie...? Did you wear corduroys...? Who
was your 8th-grade crush...? Where were you when Challenger went
down...? Did you hate Flock Of Seagulls...? Did you have a pet rock...?
Our sentimental streets must be ever-revisited so that we can preserve the
beauty they created in the face of an oncoming tsunami of social ugliness.
I love the movies FLASHBACK and RUDE AWAKENING but THE KID is a
great reminder of what I'm saying, as is DROP DEAD FRED and STAND
BY ME -- Be loyal to your past and its beauty and you will stay beautiful.
I'm grateful to everyone who's stood by me over the years. Thank you!!
FEB 25, 2021
How do I possibly choose 'tween
COME BACK & STAY (I love Paul's
voice), Back Home Again (omg
Denver is so damn amazing) both
The Carpenters/Vandross' SUPER-
STAR, Selena's 'Back ToYou'...?
UGH! Everyone deserves a 2nd
chance to undo their horrible
one deserves a 2nd incarnation.
I never subscribed to HINDUISM/BUDDHISM as a brown Canadian.
But I've had a few incarnations now and each one I try to improve
on my catastrophic human derelictions. With lockdown lifting...what
will we do with this possible opportunity? Having said that...I never under
stood the waste of cumming on a girl's back. What a dereliction of CUM
duty. Put that magic-milk where it belongs! Make a baby or (in my case)
let me devour it and revel in its limitless qualities! YYYYEEESSS!!!
Now...how the hell do I choose between a long list of some of my fav
flix of all time because I LOVE & BELIEVE IN THE COMEBACK!!
As romances go, the perfection of THE STORY OF US is a shin-
ing example of how even adults can learn/transform enough to
return to one another after...well...everything. There's a glut of
sports movies I won't even start into but I love THE WRAITH, THE
CROW, DRAGONFLY and (as A+ flix go), GRAN TORINO, SUNSET
BLVD and (omg!) RAGGEDY MAN!!! Perfection! But I can't dodge
REMO WILLIAMS as one of the most entertaining flix I've seen
11 times (so far). I could go on forever -- wish I could just do that!
Like sex -- NO comebacks!! I want it to never, ever, ever end!
TALK ABOUT THE
OF THE TRACKS
Train yourself to let go of everything
you fear to lose. -- George Lucas
Becoming a train enthusiast
was easy. They're hypnotic,
soothing; and, even when they
drown out audio on your vids,
it's worth it just to relish the
dying mode (at least in Can.)
In Italy and Australia, and
certainly in Asia, trains are
colorful rockets (some of them
insanely fast!) that have lost
the charm of the old iron
CHUGGERS. That sounds dirty
is that dirty? I keep forgetting
I'M THE CHUGGER! (giggle).
RAILWAY MAN is the one to
watch THE LADY VANISHES.
and (forgive me) BEFORE
SUNSET. For a dark/romance
DERAILED is always creepy.
I've had every kind of ima-
ginable sex on trains all over
Europe where it seems like
everyone's joining the BALLIN'
THE JACK club (which is the
train equivalent of The Mile-
High club --also guilty!) in-
cluding giving one porter a
blowjob in the baggage car
(Summer 2016). Now...time to
shake my caboose!
FEB 24, 2021
Join hands...brace yourself...
against whatever you can
find...because we're about
to go full-throttle and the
ride's about to shake out
some veeeery veeeeerryyy
good vibrations...Hell Yes!
What started as a 1936 song
has turned into a train-lover's
(and trainlovers) very wet &
Strangers, couples, & some-
times even soloists have got-
ten ALL ABOARD the Love
Train (or at least lust train) to
join the BALLIN' THE JACK
club, which -- ideally -- re-
quires you to do whatever
BALLING you do at FULL
THROTTLE. That means hot
steamy, rumpy-bumpy as
hard and fierce as you can
to the ferocious sound; and
breathing), 'Ball Off' (no
and feed the 'Firebox'!
THE YOUNG RUNAWAYS
and DIRTY GIRL are both
4-star...runaway with me for
a few hours...all aboard!
FEB 24, 2021
INTIMATE DISCLOSURE #9:
Numerous people lately have been asking me about where I get all my ideas
and inspirations from for my BLOG POSTS. How long does it take me to finish
my daily WHIMS. I'll post the reply in the Q/A area as well but it seemed logical
to put it here. So here ya go! I spend about 30-40 mins a day posting my BLOG
but all the components, ideas, the continuity of images, metaphors, music,
constituents themselves etc...I don't do it home anywhere near a computer.
Walking, riding, sailing in the summer and so on...I get inspirations and then...
10 mins here, 15 mins there...I revisit them and consider all the choreography
needed to compile, compose and correlate, so that by the time I sit down to
get it done...I've got a pretty dazzling symphony of this-n-that all planned.
In total about 2 hrs goes into it, just broken up into pieces that cohere...
I hope...quite well! Having a dozen HDs full of photos/video from my travels
and adventures doesn't hurt; but it's not always easy to find things!
I do as much as 2/3 of the posting itself outdoors on my IPAD PRO using
ANYDESK which also allows me to DJ 2 radio stations from the boat or
beach or taxi if I so choose. I have some eye issues so I can't be sitting at
a desk looking at a screen very long. I was taught how to do all this and now
feel like I'm really pulling it together and cumming into my own.
Hope that answers your question!
By now you should know I'm an
ANDERSON'S fan, including THE
LIFE AQUATIC...a great flick about
our beautiful idiocy, the obstacles
'tween one another & REAL LOVE.
Those of you who, like me, sail...
Wow! How I miss my sails...the open
water! Sigh. Sex is liking that...free...
Let's you and me pop some corn,
seize a crosswind...tack west...
into the sunset...laugh...dream...
Permission to board! (hehehe)
FEB 23, 2021
For those who've never read DON
QUIXOTE (pronounced KEE HOE
TEE) -- let's be honest -- who the hell
ever reads the entire volume set of
DON QUIXOTE?, though pretentious
folks like to claim they have) the cliff-
notes distillation: FOOL WHO SPENDS
HIS LIFE TRYING TO PROVE HE IS
NO FOOL...most people who reach
30 have already had their realization
that LIFE IS VANITY and kinda point-
less suffering that never really sums up to any lasting legacy, let alone ever lives
up to the delusional idealism we begin life with. Love is no different. Males
have a delusional idea of what a perfect woman should be, look like, how big her
tits should be, how eager to get assfucked she should be, how at-his-feet-
respectful she should be. And we girls start our PRINCE CHARMING will ride off
with me into the sunset and live perfectly-ever-after...deluded throughout
grade-school and high school that not only do such paragons exist, but that
we have our pick of the litter, we're entitled to it...angry when he doesn't ride in,
steed and valiance in tact. Real LOVE -- the decade-long kind -- is made of grit,
grime, blood, sweat, agony, sacrifice and a lot of broken bones that need to
be reset from their mangled origins. Those of us who have had it can smile
warmly at the foolish idealists. 'Oh they are gunna find out!' Some don't.
But, as a species now, why not keep dreaming? Maybe that's what makes us
idiots...but beautiful idiots! I'm still becoming the ideal version of me.
Never gunna really get there...but why not keep at it! What else of any
meaning is there to do? This is it! We are charmingly flawed.
But we're pressing onward! RAH RAH! As a FLIX REC,
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN has no rival! If you haven't seen this
movie 10 times already, you've wasted your life!
FEB 23, 2021
DANCING IN THE ORANGE...GRO(O)VE...
It's impossible for me to imagine
having a friend I don't fool
around with -- male or female.
Whatever the nature of the 'love'
sex makes it better. Since I'm
not wired into the conventional
ideas about sex/monogamy, I
get to sprinkle a little (or a lot)
of sex into every friendship or
other meaningful connection.
Haven't had any of the crises
people think will happen with
such a recipe. Crises only hap-
pen to people who meltdown at
every crux where mature adults
giggle or just....go to the beach
...or get a good night's sleep,
after which, all things seem...far
from dire or exigent. It's a bles-
sing to let petty things go and
just embrace a certain % of
randomness in the cosmos.
Orgasms are frigging amazing!
It perplexes me that so many
would choose to go 24 hrs or
more without one...or two...
or three...or four...on the floor.
We've become a dangerously-
unsexed society. Seems 20% of
us are having the other 80%s sex
Even the nun/sister I posted my
my fun with (with her permission
and final edit) ended up back on
my doorstep. (Self-conscious to
be sure but, nonetheless...in
need). It's scary to think her likes
are having more fun than the
All this civility (and I am a devout
proponent of civility/manners) is
necessary for social cohesion
but also destructive when it
keeps us from making out on a
park bench or movie theater the
way they did prior to 1985 when
a much more polite society en-
couraged even teens to 'date
around' which meant a girl could
make out with several guys a
month (or even week) at what-
ever 'inspiration point' everyone
made out at. WTH happened?
EGAD! If you can name my fav
'erotic' movie...a FREE HOUR
is yours..along with my BOOBS!
FEB 22, 2021
FIRE...WATER...the treetops wa-
ving to the stars in the breeze.
Numerous things mesmerize
us and many of them we have
in common, including BOOBS!
My first exposure to porn was
at the age of 8 when I acci-
dentally discovered that my
parents' walk-in closet had a
redlight hanging from the
ceiling and, once pulled, lit up
6 full surfaces of collaged
nudes of various sizes and
shapes. My dad had spent
years cutting and pasting to
create a flowing masterpiece
of (mostly) boobs. Of course,
being only 8 I had no idea
Mother Nature was going to
hit me with 32Ks before I was
out of high school! Since then
my BOOBs have 'interested'
most of you and, being BI,
other women's boobs have
certainly been hypnotic for
me. Love itself also seems to
MESMERIZE some more than
others and one wonders if the
fascination is genuine desire
to be in love/loved...or...if it's
merely a primal element of
our survival. Maybe we know
lust isn't enough every time.
Maybe, at least some of our
carnal compulsion needs to
be a deeper affinity, even if
merely temporary. Hmmm?
Thoughts? Apparently when
RASPUTIN was a hot-song,
people in discos would throw
fists in the air yelling "RAH!
RAH!" What a fab image of
affinity and unity! Not much
of that anymore. Disco was
awesome! I hate that I missed
being part of that crowd.
Rasputin wasn't the MESMER
folks claimed, but he's now so
infamous! Notorious! And
why not keep the BOB WELCH
going with HYPNOTIZED. Try
& THE PIRATE...and remember
don't stare too long or your
eyes will stick like that!
FEB 22, 2021
ANOTHER SENTIMENTAL SUNDAY