Never a good idea to try to live your whole life in one day.
I hate feeling at the end of the day that I accomplished nothing
unless that's exactly what I was trying to achieve.
Soup can be sexy!
2016 I devoted my cooking focus to becoming a master soup-maker.
Without seeking any outside pointers or recipes or info, I gave
a great deal of thought and planning on how to best go about
making amazing soups. What I discovered was not only perfect, but many
others I know found my approach surprisingly inventive and have now
adopted it themselves.
I'm especially keen on broccoli, cauliflower and spinach combos.
If you'd like my "secret" or even a bowl of my soup I'd be happy to
bring one with me so you can be impressed
THE MYSTERY OF MELANIN!
I'm sure it's not surprising to you if you're white that every
brown girl in the world wishes she could be blonde.
Great strides have been made in the science of melanin but even
Britney isn't a natural blonde.
If you've seen her natural hair-color it's startling to see how
some people are apt to be striking and gorgeous solely
because of DNA/RNA.
Some men prefer the mystique of the swarthy woman; but it
might be true that blondes have more fun simply because
when we go blonde we do it as a choice to change our lifestyle
to be more fun and so we make more
adventurous and sexual choices.
GIMME 12-24 HOURS
Today I ventured into the arena
of baking and made blueberry crisp!
THE COLOR OF NIGHT
EVERYDAY I'm always trying to add color to my life through
what I choose to do with my time.
For those who don't know, I paint.
I admit that I don't spend as much time drawing and painting
as I should. My boss/man is regularly fetching me hundreds of
dollars in supplies and encouraging and nagging me to do devote
more of myself to it; but I do tend to procrastinate. I use my
boudoir when I have my easel up.
Brit herself recently took up painting just for fun. I tend to be
a bit more aggressive about my expectations on myself.
If you haven't seen THE COLOR OF NIGHT with Bruce W. you
should check it out...it's fascinating to watch if nothing else.
Being brown might make me more intrigued by
color who knows but I do know that I love bright colors like
orange and yellow and I try to keep fresh flowers around the
house with those colors because I feel it can profoundly
influence someone's mood and frame of mind.
If I had my way we'd retro back to the 70's when everything was
sparkly and shiny and glitzy and neon and gauche.
THE MYSTERY OF MY SIZE
I'VE HAD SO MANY PEOPLE ask me about my size and
why I'm so small and have such heftier breasts.
They're 100% natural I assure you! Inspect if you like!
Fetch an expert! Trust me...no synthetic wtvr it is they put in
them these days to make them feel as natural as possible.
I don't care what anyone says, they don't feel natural
and never will. Either way, I was born with some intriguing
physical oddities after my parents had 4 miscarriages.
I was the golden child! -- their miracle!
But with some pituitary and thyroid issues I was unnaturally
small and fragile until I was 10...which is when
my breasts began growing.
And kept growing long after I stopped at 4 foot 10.
They are 34 J and 100% genetically-endowed.
They're my birth-rite by DNA and nothing else.
It is also why I work-out sometimes as much as twice/day
7 days a week and don't loose weight the way others do.
Hypothyroidism means that while I actually eat quite healthy
chemistry is my enemy...it interferes with
my metabolic machinery. I've learned to live with it.
It's also responsible for my libido, so there's some advantages.
Anyhow...I hope this explains my little stature.
HONEY AND SMOKE
Men and women are as different to play with as
honey is from smoke. I don't consider myself bisexual.
Britney refers to herself as "omnisexual" which I mostly
consider myself and mostly have become.
Omnisexual fundamentally means that, as long as it's
sexual in nature (as you see it), it excites and interests you.
You might not do it yourself but it excites you that others
do it; and it definitely gets you off to think about it, watch it,
hear it, hear about it happening.
If you have limits in this arena you're not omnisexual.
I have some limits so I consider myself an
omnisexual-in-the-making. As far as the pleasures are
concerned regarding women versus men, there's no sense
comparing apples and oranges.
Men are rough and hairy and strong and fierce and their
minds function a specific way that influences every minute
I spend with them, including sex. And I love it.
Women are the apples to the oranges,
the honey to the smoke.
I had my first intrigue with the idea of sex with other girls the
first time I talked to Melissa Joan Hart with my boss.
I was thereafter excited by the idea and have had
hundreds of experiences since then through my day-job
and just general social life. Sweet as honey.
As most of my VIPs know, because of my
long-term romantic and professional relationship
with my (most) significant other, I've had access to
meet and even have sexual experiences with quite
a few well-known celebs: it's far from an everyday experience. Most days (maybe as many as 350 days
a year) I have little or no direct contact with these
people. I'm mostly a worker-bee. However, if I'm
fortunate, I am able to sit and eat and drink and be
'one of the gang' so to speak and, yes, become
entangled in whatever 'fun' ensues if it ensues in
my presence. My GFs and I are not romantically
involved at all but it's inevitable we kiss or
make-out or more when we're together.
It seems strange to me to not consider anyone
I spend time with as 'eligible' for fun.
Girls always kiss much better than men with few
exceptions, our bodies are softer and move
more gently and fluidly. Then there's the smells
and pheromones. I've had hundreds of experiences
with other girls and loved everyone of them.
It's rare for a week to go by without having some
very intense sexual experience with at
least one other woman.
It's always sweet and golden climbing inside
another woman's sexuality, turning her on,
pushing her buttons, making her jerk and churn
and gasp and clench her teeth and say things she'd
never say when she wasn't horny.
Some women are 'hornier' than others, that can't
be denied but I think it goes without saying that the
less sexual you are, the less likely you are to be as
happy or have as much fun in life.
Horny is good
I'm especially into eating a girls
ass when it's as jaw-dropping as Britney's or JLO's and a handful
of others. That...and if a girl
mounts my face and just sorta
grinds and churns there
and is a bit bossy and dominant.
Mostly, it's about whoever the girl
is that makes the experience.
Every one is different so -- as with
men -- every experience is as
different as the girl I'm with.
Guys are very into girl/girl fun but you'd be surprised how many feel uncomfortable when it's actually happening in front of them.
Well, that wraps up A DAY IN LIFE for me.
Sometimes its glam as hell and the rest of the time it's pretty humdrum...comparatively.
I often go from having some of the most powerful/famous people under the roof to
making egg-salad -- sometimes in the course of minutes. It's a bit surreal sometimes.
When I'm not being a P.A. I'm being what I like to think is a pretty cool 'call-girl'.
When I'm not traveling, I'm bumming around the house or out with friends.
When I'm not with my boss/(most) significant other, I'm probably with my dog.
When I'm not painting or writing, I'm probably watching movies.
When I'm not trying new things I'm probably enjoying the tried-and-true things I love.
But no I don't do drugs and never have, I don't party, I don't drink, I don't even have a car.
I don't have tattoos and I'm just 'the type' to even think about getting one.
I tend to be very zany, fun and love to sail and spend time with people who
make me more interesting by association.
I get up, have some cream soda and a bagel and say "good morning" to the world
happy to be alive with another day ahead of me.
I take care of myself, I take opportunities when they come and I laugh a lot.
I'm sexually-adventurous/cosmopolitan but also thoughtful about how I go about it.
I love Scooby-doo and House, older music and would jump at the chance to go to Mars.
I consider myself smart and dumb, skilled and unskilled, sexy and not-so-sexy.
I am a disaster and an achievement.
I'm many things to many people and I love that!
Everyday is a winding road...and every day I write the book of my life.