SQUARE PEGS, ROUND HOLE
I rarely if ever ost video that's not
part of my daily life but this Elk
kept this photographer pinned-
down like this for....who knows...
His hat's not guna block any
impaling the thing has planned!
Elke had some pretty big boobs
and man she was gorgeous!
Love Hollywood Squares old and
new and when I'm in L.A. I am
the squarest in Hollywood!
I mean...I reaqd Auden! Luckily,
I'm stacked in the rack! And
I am your INDIAN SUMMER!

JAN 25, 2021

Two Roads diverged
And I unable totravel
both...
Bearly any summer
left to us...
Let's GUST with AWE
for 31 days...
Think of me as
the BASKIN-ROBBINS
of lust...31 flavors...
You, me...unforgettable
P(H)ORNOCATION
ETERNALSUMMER.JPG

Take it from me, since I first 'seeked' Amy, I

have never regretted doing so.  If you do too you

may very well find one of your best experiences ever.  

Time spent with Amy is a feast for the soul,

mind, and body. Amy is beautiful; from her hair to

her toes every inch of her is enticing.  She is a

kitten in bed if that's what your mood is that day,

but if you want a tiger, then Amy is the tiger

of your dreams.  Sexually, I have never met a

woman that equals Amy in passion and fun,

making your time with her an absolute

hedonistic pleasure.  Amy has always been a

real doll.  The first time I met her I knew...

"Your sweet laugh Amy is always a ray of sunshine!
And they say that sunshine is the best disinfectant....

Hmmmm....take that COVID-19!" -- Kherg007

Cum From The Mist...

WHAT'S FOR DESERT?

CUM TO THE OASIS
Are most people aware that the deserts are
expanding at about 10% every 100 years?
We're all experiencing dearth & a 'dry-spell'
now, learning to go without many of the
indulgences and choices that were a given.
We're not lining up for toilet paper like Russia
but we are idling outside stores for this-n-that
enduring isolation. Human intimacy is already
expanding the desert between us all at an
alarming rate...every moment! COVID is
killing what last, lingering vestiges of touch,
tenderness, human co-reliance. Do not allow
yourself to be towed under by the riptide.
Don't sit on the fence. Live. Dream.
Smile. Laugh. Love. Leap. Even in the desert
there's refuge in one another.

NOV 24, 2020

Every Sunday morning I spin OTR
and catch my minimum sweetness
and charm with the likes of retro
70s/80s SatMornTOONZ. Today I'm
spending the day manning the mic
on both KFLY and KSXY with nothing
but upbeat TUNEZ and light chatter
re: Who Remembers Disco?
If you've got a vaccine simply contact
me and get 30% OFF (ask for details)
I may not be soaring on my boat or
through the sky as I'd originally-
planned this summer (skydiving) but
the airwaves keep me aloft!

JAN 17, 2021

CLAP FOR THE WOLFMAN

1) All facial & long hair must be removed.

2) People 20-39 must agree to pre-entry precautions

3) All showers must be monitored to ensure proper

and thorough cleansing.

4) No one with any apparent 'common cold' symptoms

etc will be entertained. Get well first please.

5) The screening process before-hand will be

enforced without exception.

The world has changed --FOREVER.

Please...be one of the pragmatic who are adjusting.

If you're unwilling to...please refrain from contacting me.

HAVEN HOUSE ASSURANCE

These new precautions are for your safety as much as others', so I'm begging all to be

co-operative and amiable! Thanks.

00:00 / 02:36
LET'S MAKE OUT!
I GOT TWO BIG BOOBS!
When not charming Hepburn,
The amazing ICE-BLUE eyes both
break into the secrets and enigmas
of the crafty criminal and occasionally
glint as he says something like,
"truly wise man never plays
leapfrog with a unicorn."
As a unicorn I have to confess, I
don't leap well at all, you'll likely
woop me! But for several years
Peppard "loved it when a plan
came together" Not exactly Auden
(my favorite poet) but as catch-
phrases go, you could do worse.
I like to think of myself as
THE A-TEAM...
If you have a problem,
if no one else can help,
and if you seek amy,
maybe you can taste The A-Team..

JAN 27, 2021

Daniel wanted OLD & WISE
played at his original memorial
service and WEPT every time
he heard "IMMORTALITY"
ImmortalityBEE GEES
00:00 / 04:15
OLD AND WISEALAN PARSON'S PROJECT
00:00 / 04:55
MARINA DEL REYMARC JORDAN
00:00 / 03:12

2016

NOV 2018

DEC 5, 2020

BEAMING BEACONS

Most people know I'm NOT a fan of
Americans as a rule. Nix diatribe.
However, it's hard not to find the
spirit with which Lady Lib was given
and revered over the years as a symbol
of the bright and shining light of
freedom we all possess in our grasp.
This is one of the "duckie" pics for
those who know its significance.
I'm really enjoying finding vid with
D.'s talking/voice. Heartwarming!I
DREAM BRIGHT N SHINY DREAMS

S T A R R Y E Y E D

Some of the highest places on the
planet are closest to the sky & stars
and give you a sense that somehow
you're closer to freedom or some-
thing ineffable. My time in Singa-
pore, Japan, China, Taiwan etc
still shines pretty brightly in my mind
even though I don't have great
things to say about the people.
I've learned over the years to see
the star in the mundane and the
down-to-earth in the stars.
I'm a dreamer doing the backstroke.
DIVING OFF THE CLOUDS

S H I N E  &  D I N E

MALDIVES, 2016

I WANT YOUR DING DONG
There's nothing like having breakfasts
in the woods, deserts, out on the
open water sailing you name it -- I've
eaten amazing meals all over the
world in places people don't usually
think to bring a picnic or backpack
full of your fav things to amp the
experience of JUST BEING THERE
at all. Sex and food are the same --
few people think to eat chocolate,
ice cream and other mouth-
watering foods during sex: which is
a real loss, as food rings all the
same biological bells sex rings!
Summer laughs, leaps and lingers
forever here in my winsome world.

DEC 16, 2020

WE'RE ALL FREE TO RIDE!

FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT...

DEC 12, 2020

 

I was singing the blues until I showed up Amyazing’s little oasis as she calls it and Christ Almighty I’ve been instructed to not mention names as I’ve seen others do under same circumstances...but CHRIST ALMIGHTY I was beyond star struck. I’m just trying to find a way to write a review but I don’t know how to do that without sounding like an idiot. To keep it tight I’ll say I couldn’t imagine how anyone couldn’t be completely blown away by this kind of thing. The two of them were bbbeeeyyyooonnnddd anything I could have fantasized. So no letters to Penthouse-style play-by-play but I came 4 times which I’ve never done and didn’t even know I could under best of circumstances. Amy is so damn sweet charming smart and humble.

If 10 is perfection, this was a 99!

-- Greg H.

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve only written one review before and I’m not a wordsmith. The 2 hours I spent (free of charge btw! — I wasn’t expecting that part either) with Amy and ___________ was something like your first experience with Valium. It was like a dream. If it weren’t for the sweat and other small things that are part of raw sex you may have thought after it was just a hallucination. That weird feeling doesn’t go away. I’m still shaking my head and need a few weeks to write a better review.”

-- Dr. Bone

I was thrilled to be privately-invited to one of these MEET-N-EAT events Amy has had over the years, especially because of who it turned out to be that I met and ate out! I wouldn’t bother writing anything for much else but this warranted AWESOME. Maybe transcendent? Spellcheck please or maybe invent a new word just for one moment of my life? Transcendent will do I guess.”

-- Melanie

 

“Four hours of feeling perfect. I can’t remember ever having sex so fun, skilled and freeing. I also never saw myself as the type to be starstruck but I was. I couldn’t stop, as hard as I tried (and I really tried my damndest to stop being so silly). I couldn’t stop. The entire time I kept wanting to pinch myself. I’ve seen my share of video of __________ and I’ve had 2 of the CAMJAM sessions but meeting someone like this and then doing the things we did just seems almost morally wrong -- I’m unworthy! So glad I finally got this chance. Thank you Amy and _________. 

It was worth a billion and so are you both!”

-- LostPseudo

 

“EPIC. EPIC.EPIC.EPIC.EPIC.EPIC. It’s fucking horrible I can’t spill my guts about everything but ___________ has the most amazing body I’ve ever had the pleasure of touching and both she and Amy were intense, feverish and every word from their mouths was as good as everything they did. Trying to come up with something unique to say but all that keeps coming into mind is OOOOOHHHHHMMYYYYYYGGGAAAAWWWWDDDDD! spelled that way. I dunno, somehow it has more impact spelled that way, but yes all I keep wanting to type is OHMYGAWD only streeeeetched out long and dramatic. Even that doesn’t do the job but it is what it is.”

-- Chris, J.


 

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DEC 8, 2020