Escape To PARADISE CITY!
Where the screaming leads to creaming
And will definitely leave you BEAMING!
$99 will get you your ticket to paradise
(30 minutes of what's been voted far
and away the best BBBJ in GTA)
$185 doubles your time and unleashes the feast
"As bright and cheery as any
ray of sunshine ever was. Sex is
Take away my inhibitions...take away my solitude...
fire me up with your resistance...Put me in the mood
Storm the walls around this prison...leave the inmates, free the guards...
deal me up another future...From some brand new deck of cards
Take the chip off of my shoulder...smooth out all the lines...
take me out among the rustling pines...'Til it shines...
I've been too long on these islands...I've been far too long alone
I've been too long without summer...In this winter home...
Still, if we can make the effort...if we take the time...
Maybe we can leave this much behind...'Til it shines...
– BOB SEGER
G L I T T E R W H I S P E R S
As many of my VIPs were already
aware of, a particular/specific
person (celeb) has been staying
here off and on since FEB and
while I kept it secret, many
wondered, asked and some
were fortunate enough to visit
during this strange time so that
they not only met her but had
more than their share of fun with
her and I. Now that she is gone
I'll be posting reviews from them
having held them back all this time.
Thanks for everyone for being so
classy, tactful and private!
CLICK TO PAUSE/READ
DEC 13, 2020
G L I T T E R B A L L
Watching THE YOUNG SHERLOCK
HOLMES inspired by my Egyptian
memories I've been sifting through.
"All the diamonds that mean anything
to me...Are conjured up by wind
and sunlight sparkling on the sea."
It's Saturday Night and on KFLY as
we do every Sat Night we play 5 hrs
of relentless disco/funk and I get my
24-inch disco ball spinning. Check
out SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER and
STUDIO 54 for a sparkling, gleaming,
shiny time! Monday we begin the
12 DAYS OF XMAS which I think
you'll find coooooooooooooool!
But not COLD! I swear once vac-
cination's finished SOME complete
stranger better grab my junk in a
random public place and start
making out with me! LOL!!! Men
just gotta grow some BIG,
DEC 12, 2020
FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT...
These guys are badass and limitlessly
happy! Everytime I look at Bumble and
see his smile I think GOD I WISH
EVERYONE WAS THIS HAPPY! I've
certainly been noticing that when I'm
not getting random, nameless groping,
kissing etc...or traveling, or just sinking
all my teeth into life...I am so damn
boring! Omg! D. used to say "People
who can't keep themselves from
being bored are, by nature, boring
themselves". OMG am I becoming
dull!?!? AAaggghhhhhh!!!! Bumble
may have lost his teeth but he can
still cut a rug! So adorable!
DEC 12, 2020
LET'S TURN WATER INTO WINE
P E A C E O F A S S
There's not much XMAS spirit this year but
you can still have a PIECE of somethin' even
if it's not worldwide goodwill. With only a few
short weeks left of 2020 I'm sure we will all
feel better when Jan 1, 2021 rolls over. You
know, I never taught Pepper to roll over or
any other cute pet tricks. I only vaguely re-
member 'stupid human tricks' and haven't
watched Late Night TV since...well it's been
a long time. I'm hoping we can at least all
be smarter humans and learn some new
tricks from our mistakes and let's face it
if everyone were getting a PIECE when
they needed/wanted it...we WOULD have
world PEACE. Burn that in your hearth!
DEC 11, 2020
D E C L A R A T I O N O F W A R
...on quiet, isolation. While we cannot
yet flood into the streets the way they
did on D-Day, we CAN begin to rest
a bit easier that progress is being made
in a very real and rudimentary way.
If there's gunna be any sort of brawl
I say we all bring some chains, pipes
and maybe even the traditional
torches up to the castle of creeping-
on-eggshells and give it all a good
seeing to. As for flicks...try...
STARDUST! Remember STARDUST?!
Wow...haven't thought of that one in
too many years. Make a wish!
DEC 11, 2020
S U N B U R S T
On the edge of COVID vaccine and
all waiting with bated breath to see
how far we will fly and how bright
the sun really can come through the
trees with streaks of heat, hope and
rainbows! I'm still losing weight,
buffing up slowly...so much big
blue beautiful sky! My god!
Taawa ('sun' in Hopi) turns even the
darkest mood into a more sunny
disposition. Vitamins C,D,E and
we're all BURSTING with better
blood and attitude! After so many
months of being couped up we
are all ready to BURST!...is it our
bright and shiny LIGHT dying to
SHINE or our sour, dower dark-
ness aching to break-free?
MIDAS MAKE US SHINE
DEC 8, 2020
F I R E & I C E
Whether you're in Romania (right) or
the Egyptian desert there's always
light to love, be it Aurora Borealis or
just the spirit of your own optimism.
I'm doing my best to stay sane when
I'm accustomed not only to travel but
just some tropical weather, even if just
L.A. I bought snowpants this year so on
the colder days I can keep from get-
ting hives! The mountains get hot and
the desert gets icy. Everything's in flux
all the time, including you and I.
I'll be happy when everyone FLUX me!
DEC 7, 2020
STILL ROCK THE COCK
VIDEO: VALLEY OF THE KINGS, EGYPT, 2016
DEC 7, 2020
KUM KARA TE
Wisdom says that one cannot accept
a gift with an already-occupied hand.
Daily light, life and liberty is a daily
delivery requiring daily welcome!
I love this spot because it reminds me
of MONCTON and just N.B. in
general. IT'S MOANday so let's
make you moan with pleasure
instead of misery! The empty hand
is not just a sign of peace but it's
where ya find your LIFELINE!
Lemme be your LUSTLINE...............
STAND TALL & CARRY A BIG LIGHT
S U N D A Y Z E D
TAKE A BIG BREATH OF ME
Sundays are always good to just
wake up in and keep a good
DAZE going for hours and hours!
I like to hike, interact with nature
listen to some OTR, lay around in
a lump and sigh.
Sighing and screaming have
both been linked to lower blood-
pressure and the same areas of
the brain where chocolate and
sex signify pleasure, calm. We
don't get enough sex or AIR.
We aren't breathing nearly the
same quality/amount of oxygen
people were getting 50 years ago.
Some of your unhappiness is
Smog, carbon monoxide/dioxide,
apnoea...so get a lot more fresh
air...breathe deep. Less dazed
and crazed...more amazed...
DEC 6, 2020
NEVER STOP HAVING FUN!
NEVER STOP LAUGHING!
DEC 5, 2020
Most people know I'm NOT a fan of
Americans as a rule. Nix diatribe.
However, it's hard not to find the
spirit with which Lady Lib was given
and revered over the years as a symbol
of the bright and shining light of
freedom we all possess in our grasp.
This is one of the "duckie" pics for
those who know its significance.
I'm really enjoying finding vid with
D.'s talking/voice. Heartwarming!I
DREAM BRIGHT N SHINY DREAMS
S U N K I S S E D
My saturday morning love of retro
cartoons included JABBERJAW and
WALLY GATOR and I have to tout 70s
and 80s for commercials they were all
so BRIGHT and SHINY and cheery!
Everything should be SUN-KISSED!
Everything's better when it's been
smooched with sunshine! As your
eternal summer, I'm not just sun-
kissed, I'm tanned by the hand of
the gods baby! Cum get sunkist!
JUST CALL ME LITTLE MISS SUNBEAM
DEC 5, 2020
S N O W B L I N D
SOUNDS LIKE A DRUGTRIP
Many things can shine if you let
them or give them a good rub-the-
right-way, including SNOW! I've
lived places without a change of
season and yes I'm getting old
enough now to feeeeeeel winter
but I'm dying to make a snowman
now! My singing's not the best
when I'm just kicking it -- I'm not
shooting for any awards, just
enjoying the beauty! It's so
important to not let COVID
keep you prisoner. So still and
quiet I couldn't bear the idea of
disturbing the spell. Anyone
who knows the significance of
SNOWBLIND mention it when
here and, if correct, you get a
100% FREE HOUR! Not kidding!
DEC 4, 2020
B R I G H T L I G H T S, B I G C I T Y
If you haven't been to each of the GOTHAM bridges
-- like Brooklyn (right) -- you've missed the driving metaphor
of Madison County (the book) which is that we, like ants,
have been building bridges over every obstacle for
centuries and this is where our skills can now come in
handy as a human life-preserver. If you haven't seen
BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG CITY I recommend reading the
novel first. It's about making fresh starts. You and I may
have to learn to do many things all over again -- incl.
human intimacy. Maybe that's what this is all about?
Even though CNTower hasn't been tallest anything
for some time now, this ftg was March 17, 2017 -- the
last beavertail I had with D. downtown. It was a
beautiful, beautiful day! Like today! Beautiful!
DEC 4, 2020
SOWING THE SEEDS OF LUV
VIPs can now find yesterday's BIRTHDAY fun in the DECEMBER video area. It includes
everything Brit and everyone else enjoying the festivities that approved of their
inclusion. It also includes 11 more minutes from the SOWING THE SEEDS event.
I realize everyone is losing their minds watching it so please try to pace yourselves.
If you're having problems with the new password protocol message me on KIK.
G O L D E N R A H ' D
WE'RE ALL FREE TO RIDE!
I've saddled-up in over 35 countries
and it's always worth the horse's
weight in gold. Sounds like a
JAMES BOND movie...
I'm a cheerleader for a lot of
things, including horseback
riding and basking in the bright
golden sun of the blue sky!
The Egyptian god RA(H) must be
sipping tropicals on the celestial
beach don't you think? Let's saddle
you up so I can ride!
DEC 3, 2020
C L A U S M I C
I'm a huge fan of the 1977
COSMIC CHRISTMAS. Also a
huge fan of Santa! Rudolph, Frosty!
Little Drummer Boy! I'd love to
start a RED BALLOON event for
JAN 1 but would anyone do it with
me? We all get helium red balloons
and release them at midnight with
a wish/prayer inside for the new
year! Anyone? Beuller...Beuller...
Do people still have enough hope,
sweetness and innocence to
carry through? I'd like to shoot
for the stars! Make A Wish!?
DEC 3, 2020
IMPORTANT SITE UPDATE
I have begun reconstruction of the "DEEPER" elements of the site
that were deliberately deleted to make room for the 2021 updates.
The new content should be available Jan 1, 2021
I've been laying low for the last 10 days or so working on the site
spending time with loved ones and being extra cautious about
COVID as we all should be at the moment. Cum have fun but...
let's be extra extra lavish with precautions.
Lastly, the long-awaited Britney Event has been a success!
There is now 48 minutes of video of 3 of 5 stages of the
process available in the VIP area.
Please be patient with the DEEPER rebuild and stay tuned for
private invites to the birthday activity today.
A L L T H A T G L I T T E R S
If you haven't been to EGYPT (3 times for me)
you haven't seen all that glitters that IS gold.
King Tut was buried with his gold to ensure he
couldn't be missed for all that gleaming bling!
The Egyptians were the sun-worshippers who
knew how to accessorize and wear lots of
eye make-up. I was thrilled to find this specific
video this 20 seconds is from. I'm going to make
an effort to use more video with D. chatting
with me -- he was hilarious and I miss that
infinitely. Bright people brighten the world
for us all! Be a star! Be a sun! Be GOLD!
DEC 2, 2020
LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE THROUGH
DEC 2, 2020
T H R E E T I M E S A H O !
Lionel Richie sang it best...I'm once...twice...
three times a 'HO'! Even my cushions say
HO ME...I'm not joking they really do! I thought
I'd start this shiny time of year off with a
reminder just how magical and sparkly it can
be with my fav Christmas commercial O.A.T.!
And I'm recommending RUDOLPH'S SHINY
NEW YEAR 30 days early to get us all in the
mood for challenging the norms and focusing
on NEW beginnings and fresh starts.
This December maybe we can -- for once in a
very long time -- actually focus on people
and not money/gifts.
S H O W M E T H E M A G I C . . .
There's a bright, beautiful, bold world of life, light,
rainbows ready to beam about! Have you smiled
today? Laughed? Are you a beaming beacon of
brand new possibilities? This was one of the 11
sandstorms I've been so close to as it roared up
high and menacing. Learning not to flee from every
storm that blows our way takes some habit-forming
gusto and guts but there's a magic we make when
we face our fears and follow our visceral spunk.
Pommy's call CUM spunk...I guess I'm full of
two kinds of spunk? Yes the blog-post title refers
to PAUL MAZURSKY's THE TEMPEST.
Everyone lives happily ever after! Sounds Shiny!
DEC 1, 2020
DEC 1, 2020
B E A M M E U P !
Take Me Out To The Rustling Pines...