HAPPY YOU...HAPPY PLANET!
$99 MAKES A HAPPYJACK (or JILL)
(30 minutes of what's been voted far-
and-away the best BBBJ in GTA)
$185 Doubles your HAPPY
and sets the ecstasy FREE!
"If my body would allow it I could have a dozen
orgasms every time I visit Amy - - that's how
much she excites me. She seems to know exactly
what to do for maximum pleasure"
THIS SITE IS NOT MEANT TO BE VIEWED ON A PHONE
TRIPPIN' ON SUNSHINE is the same
whacky fellah that brought us all
the MARCH THEME song
HAPPINESS! I love him! He's so hung
up on inspiring people to dance and
be silly and not care who condemns
us! It's their loss they're so damn un-
happy. It's SUNDAY again but I'm
not gunna get too........into it IYKWIM.
MARCH 28, 2021
Last week I mentioned CHRIS REA's "Texas"...which inspires me to
mention and watch again maybe one of the best & FUNNIEST
movies ever made -- HAPPY, TEXAS -- perfect for a day that used to
be a religious event for a world that's now mostly without any gods other
than money and egos. I'll be watching it today along with
Suddenly It's Spring eating some new MARCH apropos LUCKY
CHARMS with HONEY Clovers from my Tony The Tiger bowl, wearing
my bunny slippers from REAL GENIUS, and three of us are gunna work
a bit on this RUBIK's cube (which I'm committed to figure out without
cheats). Gunna laugh my ass off...especially at Illeana D.'s "ho...ho...
homo........homosexual..." OMG how far we've cum (except maybe
in Texas which still stands as a republic of retro-world ideas on
everything). If religion (esp Xianity) offers any tangible wisdom
it might be that ANY MOMENT could be your LAST SUPPER...so feast
on every tasty moment, devour, relish, delight. Maybe they're HAPPY in
Texas because they're DISprogressive. Maybe progress isn't all it's cracked
up to be??? Shrug! Those Honky-Tonkin' good ol boys down south might
be racist S.O.B.'s but they're still line-dancing! Does anyone dance
"Together" anymore? It's SUNDAY...rock your body and let's...go down!
DON'T OVERLOOK ONES YOU LOVE
THIS GUYS MUSIC ROCKS!
TRIPPIN ON SUNSHINE!
LET'S GO HERE FIRST!
Now that we're out of the
cold of a long, creepy winter
my body is beckoning me
more than ever to get out
into the SUN! Without tra-
vel on the agenda, that
leaves doing what I always
do everyday and GET OUT
every minute I can and hit
the areas that are clear of
all obstruction so I can
DRINK IN THE SUNLIGHT!
Like a sponge, I love to
soak up every delicious
element of LIFE and TIME
and why not break out into
song and dance!? So that's
what I'm going to do! So
prep yourself for APRIL
let's not spoil the FUN!
Awhile back, I posted vid
and photos of sand(surfin')
/boarding and decided
it was time to warm up my
memories and this BLOG
with some sandy/beachy
None of us can have a
summer 4-course feast
quite yet...but we can nibble
on some kibble. The M.E.
surrounding geography is
the cradle of civilized re-
ligions, some of them still
warring to claim what most
faiths refer to as a "Promised
Land". As I said at the begin-
ning of March, HAPPINESS
IS A PROMISE. There's a
promise now of light, heat,
hope and freedom! Let's
dance out into it, sing its
spring song and revel in
its return! FLIX RECs:
After yesterday's post....
7 Brides For 7 Bros, and
Now...let's make your
loins dance and your lust
sing! Key of C for cum!
MARCH 28, 2021
I have no clue how many
times I've now said this but
prepare yourself for me
saying it again...THE EN-
TIRE WORLD WOULD BE
MUCH HAPPIER & kind-
er if EVERYONE just spon-
taneously broke out into
SONG/DANCE! It was
disturbing to watch do-
zens of people wince,
mock, and 'omg what a
loser' this sophisticated
number in the flick "Bad
Trip" that just premiered
on NETFLIX. The whole
prep and post is pre-
cious and I laughed
and cheered and if I'd
been there I would have
been delighted to join
in or at least APPLAUD.
Like I said...I don't like
Americans and this was
a ratification of my many
would think it was hilar-
ious! Or at least I hope
so! Any good vacation
anywhere requires some
great music and at least
dancing in your carseat.
But much of the charm
of dancing has been lost
with the loss of all forms
of dance that aren't
hotsteppin'. No one
waltzes, cha'chas or just
ballroom dances any
more. Apparently prior
to 1965, kids took dance
as a simple part of their
childhood. Gussied up,
they cotillion'd? By the
80s, dancing consisted
of rocking back-n-forth
in place. WOW! That
really sucks. As soon as
this Covid craziness is
over I'm taking some
dance classes. I'm damn
well gunna learn how to
REALLY DANCE! There's
my promise to myself!
For now...Gene Kelly &
Astaire will have to do.
Don't panic...I'm still
gunna post my silly bad
dancing! It's fun! Mean-
take a sexy trip to
MARCH 28, 2021
TIK TIK? LOL!
"Finally got out of the damn
house and had my third play time
with this wonderful woman.
Cleared away all the shitty
months of nuttiness. What a
godsend she is. So much skill
enthusiasm and kind to a
fault or is that a criticism?
Either way, 10/10 as always!""
-- BigR, March 25, 2021
I completely missed the sweeeeeeet and charming CAPTAIN KANGAROO
Even though -- as most now know -- I'm called ROUX (pronounced ROO)
by everyone who knows me (a nick I picked up over the years first by D.
then by friends/lovers/spouses) related to KANGA/ROO from WINNIE
THE POOH fame (a bio story elsewhere on this blog). OMG! Captain
Kangaroo was adorable! Lots of reading! Love that! Now that I'm the
skipper/captain of my boat...maybe I'll start my own CAPTAIN ROUX
story-reading series! Meanwhile...if you didn't notice the ZOO DISCO on the clip from TGIF (movie) then it
won't seem nearly as coincidental with all this talk of the nature preserves and woods I frequent
feeding deer etc that it's all an elaborate conspiracy to get you to watch SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK's
"FOUR LEGGED ZOO" ...the next in our Saturday Morning Funhouse look into all the magic I missed
being a millennial. Kangaroos aren't 4-legged and Cptn. KR wasn't a Saturday event or toon but it IS
interesting to note that not many BROWN cartoon characters existed (especially in the fore)
prior to 1990 when efforts were being made to radically alter that!
I'm pretty mortified that FAT ALBERT & THE GANG
were portrayed as obese, stupid, uneducated
losers hanging around a junkyard and surviving...
GOD-KNOWS-HOW! But it at least started
inroads to white kids watching black kids and
laughing like they laughed at all the pervasively-
white cartoon characters of the time. Of course
2 black women did the singing/talking voice for
Valerie Brown (Pussycats) so...whew! And damn
if she wasn't HAF even for a toon! But it's a wee bit
disturbing a very very very very white guy did
the (poorly done) voice for possibly the only INDIAN toon
HADJI in JOHNNY QUEST. I don't see the appeal
of JOHNNY QUEST at all! Is it a guy thing? I'd think
guys woulda purrrfuuuurred VALERIE's hot brown
body shakin' her ass on PUSSYcats! Or are boys
oblivious until they get their first wet-dream?
But let's face it...maybe the hottest TOON ever
-- not just for looks/body but also personality and
sexuality -- is FOXY BROWN from Drawn Together
(my fav toon of all time second only to FINAL SPACE
which also has a hot brown-HUED slutty protagonist).
FOXY is....oh god...I wanna do her so bad I'm rubbing my-
self everytime I watch it...especially with her and CLARA
going at it. F*CK YES!! Now...if that had existed when I
was a kid...DDDAAMMMNNN I'd be an even bigger nympho
than I already am...if that's possible! But if it is, she'd do it for
me. Hell yes! I hate that I missed so much sweetness and
kindness flourishing in these older toons. Today's toons
are just...well...adult. They're really not reinforcing any of the
warm, kind, gentle, innocent traits of being a kid. They're
working damn hard at destroying the child to create another
hard, cold, crass, rude, aggressive, vicious, apathetic adult.
That brings us ZOO-WISE to H.R. PUFFNSTUFF and THE NEW ZOO REVIEW
which mostly relied on animals/creatures 4-legged or otherwise to
dazzle, dance, sing and help bolster in kids everything from good manners
to thoughtfulnes, forgiveness, kindness, charity and...just plain HAVING FUN!
I don't think there's anything like it or has been anything like it in a long time.
It's just not....................cool enough. 'Cool' being defined now by CRUELTY,
CUNNING and indifference. ('Cool' originally meaning not quite COLD but
'aloof' or 'whatever' attitude in the 50s). Our current 'COOL' was MONSTROUS
MARCH 27, 2021
by the original standard/definition. OMG! I can watch, get up and sing
DANCE to these shows forever! They are PRECIOUS AND ADORABLE!!
DRAWN TOGETHER was never intended for kids but todays toons don't seem
all that much better. Gimme a good sweet book like PING, a song about
FRIENDSHIP, a dance about KINDNESS and a few silly people to enjoy it
with and you can lock me in a cage for people to ogle. It might not seem
like freedom but baby............it would be an awfully liberating PRISON!
CONGRATULATIONS -- WE HAVE A WINNER!
"SIM2008" FOUND THE RED GLOVES EASTER EGG!
HIDDEN THROUGHOUT THIS BLOG ARE
VARIOUS 'EASTER EGGS' LIKE THOSE FOUND
IN VIDEO GAMES. 'SIM2008' FOUND THE 'RED
GLOVES' EGG, KIK'D ME AT 2:37A.M. THE
ASSOCIATED SCREEN SHOT OF THE BLACK LACE
TOP OF ME FEEDING THE DEER, THE BRIT POST
AND -- BEING THE FIRST TO DO SO -- HAS WON
HIMSELF ONE FREE HOUR MONTHLY FOR A YEAR!
SO KEEP UP WITH MY BLOG, USE KIK &