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"If my body would allow it I could have a dozen

orgasms every time I visit Amy - - that's how

much she excites me. She seems to know exactly

what to do for maximum pleasure"

-- BlueBro69

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MARCH 21, 2021

As most of you who love D.'s music know, much of his lyrics possess a conspicuous

theme of travel because he was a nomadic soul who wanted to search the world &

those in it for the answers he sought for why humans were the way we are. The 1000s

of songs not distributed or in some state of semi-produced states are left floating now.

As we begin the spring 'itch' to get out to LIVE LIFE, explore, adventure, discover

I thought I'd share some of his better lyrics including this which is about one of our

road trips on the Virago. There are many others. I will post other songs and also post

some in a downloadable format you can click and save. Beautiful Beautiful! Get out

there folks! Even if alone...GET OUT HERE! INTO THE SUN! Rediscover yourself!

SHE'S WRAPPED AROUND
ME ON THE BIKE WITHOUT
IT'S BRAKES AND THE ROAD
IS KICKING UP THE SAND BEHIND HER
HER THIRST ASTOUNDS ME
FOR THE HIGHWAY AS IT ACHES

ON THE EMPTY WAY
TO SOMEWHERE THRU THE GRINDER
SHE GETS PEYOTE AND
SHE'S LUCY IN THE SKY
WITH EVERY INCH OF HER
AGAINST ME WHILE SHE'S REELING
WE HEAR COYOTES JUST
BEHIND THE BLINKING EYE
AND THE STARS ARE WINKING
AT US FROM THE CEILING
COMING UP CLOSE THERE'S
STILL A SHADOW IN THE YARD
WHERE LOVERS ONCE
BEGAN TO BEAR 'THE WEIGHT'
COMING UP CLOSE THE
CHILL OF MEMORIES
STANDING GUARD WHERE MOTHER'S

TALK ONCE LET US IN THE GATE.

SHE'S DRINKING COFFEE FROM
THE BOTTOM OF THE TOP
AND THE DARKNESS IN THE
DESERT IS LIKE OIL
WE FORM A POSSE ON THE
TRAIL THAT NEVER STOPS
SEARCHING FOR THE
SPIRITS IN THE SOIL
I GET A FEVER AND IT
BREAKS ME TO MY BONES
WITH EVERY INCH OF ME
AGAINST HER IN THE SPIRAL
FIVE MILES DEEPER AND IT
WAKES ME FROM MY GROANS
AND SHE'S TEARING UP  
AND TRYING HARD TO SMILE
COMING UP CLOSE THERE'S
STILL A SHADOW IN THE YARD
WHERE LOVERS FIRST
BEGAN TO BREATHE AND BATE
COMING UP CLOSE THE
CHILL OF MEMORIES
STANDING GUARD WHERE
MOTHERS TALK ONCE LET
US IN THE GATES

SHE'S TANNING NAKED ON
THE ROADSIDE TO THE CAPE
AND THE LIGHTHOUSE ON
THE CLIFF IS FALLING DOWN
THE SEA IS VACANT OF THE
LOSS WE CAN'T ESCAPE
WHERE THE KINGS AND
QUEENS ARE WASHED AWAY
WITH CROWNS
WE LAY TOGETHER IN THAT
SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS
WITH EVERY INCH OF
ANGUISH WE CAN SHARE
TODAY'S FOREVER AND THE
TENDERNESS IT'S CAST WE'RE BARELY BREATHING COMING UP FOR AIR
COMING UP CLOSE THERE'S
STILL A SHADOW IN THE YARD
WHERE LOVERS FIRST
BEGAN TO BREACH THE FATES
COMING UP CLOSE THE
CHILL OF CENTURIES WE
GUARD WHERE MOTHERS
TALK ONCE LET US IN THE GATE

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IT'S A CANON 'REBEL'

IT'S A VIRAGO MOMO

MORE MORE MORE!!!
Not a James Dean fan.
But Natalie Wood,as most
know, is my big retro-crush.
And Daisy Clover is Brit's
fav movie (& in my TOP10).
So...REBEL WITHOUT A
CAUSE follows some horse-
back riding...revving up the
antique popcorn cart,
crack a couple of BIG REDs
and...well...with the camera
batteried-up I'm prepped
for whatever deer, coyotes,
foxes or fab nature finds me
on upcoming adventures,
THIS Rebel is excited about
starting a new FOCUS on
finding a new hat! Maybe
I'll suck at photography but
I'm driven to learn the
camera inside-out even if
in the end I'm mediocre
or lousy at it! Life is far
too short not to jump off
geronimo from as many
cliffs as possible, hoping
there's water or maybe a
trampoline to break your
fall rather than your neck.
D.'s Virago is badass even
if I'm completely out of my
depth ever THINKING of
riding it...I miss my pillion!
-- worth a million! WOW!
We had so many amazing
adventures on that bike!
Brit & D. crossed Louisiana
in LOST MODE and the
salacious/sentimental mem-
ories linger like a wraith.
I'd HIGHLY, STRONGLY rec
snatching up a $1500 bike
somewhere and get out on
blacktops this summer away
from COVID and discover
yourself...rediscover...even
reinvent yourself! Most men
bucketlist their 'Motorcycle
Diaries' and never check it
off. Stop procrastinating!
Buy the bike...and seize back
a couple weeks of your
dreams! I'm a girl and even
I've rumbled down the road
with 750 CCs between my
quivering thighs. Not as
organic as a horse but just
as thrilling! FLICK-RECing
WILD HOGS and THE 7TH
SIN (for Sunday's sake)...if
you can't find the flick, crack
the Somerset Maugham!
Even better...write your own
book on that BIKE!
STEPPENWOLF: FIRST THE BOOK...NOW THE BIKE SONG
I'VE GOT ONE OF THESE!

MARCH 21, 2021

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LYNDE SHORES OCT 2020

DANCE FANDANGO
You don't have to watch
YELLOW SUBMARINE or
even the TV SERIES
"Nowhere Man" (both
are awesome btw) to get a
sense of how the last century
or so of social evolution has
dis/misplaced the footing of
what it means to be a MAN.
As we continue to celebrate
HAPPINESS and MANhood,
(and Sunday rolls around
again), I'm thinking how
apropos KROFFT'S LAND
OF THE LOST is for a time
now being redefined by us
all wearing masks. As I've
mentioned before, many
mystics believe that life is
but a process of unmasking
ourselves to others and even
ourselves. In the case of
men, it's difficult for them to
know what to be when self-
delusion has become an
everyday reality for society
as a whole. I'd define Wo-
men's Lib as, "I'm not giving
you any of the things I've
traditionally given you for
millennia, but I want every-
thing you have". I know what
I expect from MEN. They
aren't the least bit confused
about my concept of them.
They rock! But there's a
tragic kind of confusion
where the 'dinosaur' can't
quite feel at home or even
find home anymore as
society, as a whole, is
dazed, crazed & amazed.
If we're going to thrive,
everyone needs to find
their niche in the network
of civilization or there will
be nothing civilized about
us. So after taking down
1/3 of my site last year I'm
FLICK-RECing my fav flick
FANDANGO -- a flawless
masterpiece that captures
the flux of the onset of
MEN's LOSTness. If you
haven't seen it, (113 times
for me so far) you've mis'd
out on what I consider to
be the most important
movie of the last century.
It's Sunday. So I'm drop-
ping the mic as conspicu-
ously as possi..........

MARCH 21, 2021

LET'S GO BEYOND NEVERLAND 
LET'S GET LOST...TOGETHER
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OF MELODIES PURE & SWEET
OMG! This is gunna be a meandering flightpath through birdland!
No IFs or Butts (Ok...maybe my butt unimpressive as it is!) BUT plenty of
ANDS...oh ya...LOTS of ANDS. I guess being a millennial, I've never actually
seen anyone do this alleged 'funkychicken' at any dances or weddings.
In fact...I've never seen anyone do any of the 'BIRD' dances other than on TV.
Goddamn!I missed all the fun stuff! However...I do know how to do the POLKA-
related BIRD DANCE even if that's not the song's real name!
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So I missed me all dem birds! By the time
I got to SESAME ST it wasn't half as charming
as the old youtube eps I've been watching
BIG BIRD still sounded right thank god!
But early eps of DAFFY duck...he was actually
DAFFY...hmmmm...as time went on they
chilled that and honestly he just became...
miserable, obnoxious & sour! WTH?!
Woody Woodpecker too! Zany...then...well...
not zany! Only 20 eps of BIRDMAN (& trio) BUT
Pretty Damn Cool!

MARCH 20, 2021

Tweety was always awesome and one of the few
birds that actually lived in a cage and didn't have
arms, hands and walk around like a person! Even
Donald (and the huge family) were DUCK-PEOPLE!
BUT IF DUCKS f*ck...maybe they aren't birds any
more than PLUTO is a planet AND IF they are...does
that make BATS birds? Are they vestiges of the DINO-
SAURS? I'm all for MEN who are DINOSAURS!
I'm not into the womanated male all plushy! MEN
should stay men, like LAND OF THE LOST!
Rugged DAD. Masculine. LOTL was ADORABLE btw!
I'll be watching that this morning along with my
FAV bird...anyone who can guess who it is and why...
gets a FREE HOUR today! (ask for details!)
But let's face it...until MINKA (whom I've met and still chat with) donned
DOVE WINGS...there hasn't been a genuinely sexy BIRD to not just
enjoy watching play an awesome role BUT also drool over!
I'm a HUGE fan of TITANS in no small part to the chemistry between
MINKA and Alan and watching her in that (or any) outfit is enough to turn
the sound off in reruns and gimme myself DOVELOVEY if you know
what I mean (say no more, say no more, wink, wink, nudge, nudge) .
Ok there's another BUTT...my bad...love her ass!...gimme a moment I
have to...okay I'm fine now. I miss Alan in BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE which
was hilarious AND, though he was a bit exaggerated, was still an adorable
DINOSAUR male! Now he's a sexyass bird! The two of them are awesome!
That leaves the ONLY BIRD WHO DOESN'T ACTUALLY TALK AND yet, somehow
captures cleverness and cool ------------ ROAD RUNNER! In Hawaii
(if you didn't know) the internet provider (at least when I lived there for a few
months) was called ROAD RUNNER. Now...let's be candid...if you don't think he's
the badass bird of all time -- for no other reason than he's fast as greased sh*t --
there's something wrong with you. My number one bird (you'll have to guess) is
like all the other cartoon birds: walks, talks, has hands etc. So not much of a bird!
But Road Runner......almost as 'fast' as me. Dunno IF he/she puts out BUT I'm sure
it would be over too quickly to even know what happened! HAHAHAHAHAH
Now let's hit the trainyard AND find out just how loose is that caboose I mentioned
a few times this month. HAVE FUN TODAY...AAAANNNDDDDD STAY DAFFY!!!!
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AND ALL THE BIRDS DANCE!

"Man must rise above

the Earth, to the top of

the atmosphere and beyond,

for only thus will he fully

understand  the world in

which he lives.

-- SOCRATES

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BIRDS DON'T JUST 'FLY'!...
While I do love the song
"Everyone's Free (To Wear
Sunscreen) and embrace
the notion of "Use your body
any way you can" & "Do
something everyday that
scares you..." I'm disturbed
by the general thesis:
PROTECT YOURSELF...
People say "Sorry but..."
too much! It's something
we say when we're not
really sorry. So I won't say
"Sorry but..." Instead I'm
saying...F*CK Sunscreen!
Everyone misses the first
2 words of the Icarus idea.
-- so immersed in the mel-
ting of his wax wings that
they miss ICARUS FLEW!
Stop there! A MAN FLEW!
Hello?!!? Why am I the on-
ly one excited about this?
Humans have become so
boring...cowardly...bland.
For god's sake a man built
wings and flew nearly to
the SUN!!! Damn!!! Good
for him! We should all be
breaking from the ground
face to the sun...wings
out! FLYING!!! Hellya!!
Look at the 60s, 70s, 80s
what the hell happened?
Cars are so boring.
Clothes -- boring.
All color, character, indivi-
dualism gone gone gone.
Where's the distinction?
Why is everyone so........
well...SCARED!? People
used to be daring, unique
and adventurous! My gen-
eration wrecked everything!
We need to get back to the
workshops and start inven-
ting and reinventing our
selves! Lash on those wings
and SOAR!! We've been
over-obsessing about safety
far too long! People don't
BBQ with neighbors, don't
play pickup games, kids
spend little or no time run-
ning 'round the neighbor-
hood, (and I'm not talking
COVID...way way before
CV19 this was happening!) 
Everything's becum
so.......dull and blah! How
'bout you? Are you a rain-
bow? Or a drabbie? Today
...today's the day! Say it
out loud: Today's the day
I say, "I'm not gunna take
this shit anymore! I'm tired
of being boring! Today...
I FLY!!Then DO IT!! No
more procrastination!
F*CK SUNSCREEN! Catch
some spring rays and for
5 minutes...just...revel in
the sun! And be HAPPY!
I WORSHIP THIS SONG

MARCH 19, 2021

THINK IT SAY IT LIVE IT
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LET MY SPIRIT CARRY ME!
When you're grounded
(God, I'm going nutty not
TRAVELING!!!) the view
becomes very...one-dimen-
sional. It's not that being air-
bourne is somehow seeing
how the gods see, but
rather that travel opens our
scope of what matters &
what is petty. When we get
up everyday to the same
events and habits, our
minds begin to become
myopic and soon we are
easily frustrated with tiny
things, bored, stressed.
Covid has summoned our
senses to think less about
trite elements of daily li-
ving and more about the
ontological...anthropologi-
cal...historical. The scale of
our existence as a species
has trumped our banality.
It's Friday -- LOVEDAY...so
I guess I'm asking...do you
LOVE your life? Are we liv-
ing the life you'll never re-
gret on your deathbed? Or
did you have higher ambi-
tions you've procrastinated
for too long? Have you
grounded your soul? Your
heart? Your Dreams? When
was the last time you
spread your wings and flew
and could see the entire
countryside of your life?
Maybe today is a new day!
Maybe today it's time to fin-
ally take flight...not on a
plane, but on a belief that
the hours/days we have so
little of could be HAPPIER.
Maybe those around you
could benefit from your
freed spirit! Let's Rec
2 Nicholson gems:
BUCKETLIST & As Good
As It Gets. (If Mel can
change...anyone can!)
GET UP GET OUT GET LIVING

MARCH 19, 2021

GOD I LOVE YOU SAMMY!!

"What can I say...was BLOWN AWAY

AGAIN! Always love seeing Amy!"

-- Ben, March 18, 2021

"Amy is cute with a capital C, a capi-

tal U and a capital TE. She even sings

along to the music on her station.

She's LOADS OF FUN, sexy and

sensuous."

-- B.M, March 18, 2021

"Amy has a delicate way about her

but also a perky, playful sweet

side that makes the sexy fireball

that much hotter! She got me out

of my shell in a few minutes and

made me dance and laugh and

cum 3 times. She's priceless! Will

be back asap! You should do the

same. Kisses Amy! See you soon!"

-- Warren, March 17, 2021

THANKS! YER AWESOME TOO!!

WE WERE ONLY WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT...
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MARCH 18, 2021
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JUNE , 2019 THROWBACK
MARCH , 2020 BEFORE TRAVELBAN

I've posted a lot of GC and FIJI vids over the years (especially this last year),

so why not some THROWBACK ZEN and some THROWBACK of my bestie

JAN from our jaunts there and while I'm at it...hooked up my GARDEN

SHOWER Monday; already had 4 showers butt-naked outside...HEAVEN!!!

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MARCH 18, 2021

My last memories of Turkey are

part of my dreams lately. Not sure

why. Dreams can just be a mush-

room on your pizza before bed.

It's hard to put some memories

to bed and some you don't ever

want to let go of. Some are down-

right FUN...like getting turned on

to PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE.

THROWBACK THURSDAY

D. intro'd me to PAUL WILLIAMS in my sophomore year and I've been

playing it on KFLY (and just for myself) pretty religiously ever since. If you

haven't heard the soundtrack or watched the whacky 70s flick, it's worth

tracking down. Better yet...why don't we just rack-n-stack the digital wax

right here and now! Paul Williams is a little guy (5'2") who packed a hell

of a musical punch. You can see him on various Hollywood Squares,

Smokey & The Bandit 1-3, Goliath and more but I like to remember him

as the guy who wrote THE LOVE BOAT (theme) which I watch every

Friday night and LOVE! But he is a brilliant musician who reminds us

"We've Only Just Begun" (composer). PHANTOM is a schlock,

whacky flick that took SUSPIRIA's JESSICA HARPER into a zany

world of some of the best music ever made for a movie. It's fun, funny

creepy and reminds me that a much more adventurous era existed

before the 90s. Everything's so....bland and boring now! The 70s

didn't have to work so hard to be interesting. They just...relaxed!

Laughed. Loitered. Lingered. Lilted. People have become so.....

tight......stressed.....unhappy......overly-obsessed with cool & hardness.

So relax with me...when my baby sits up close to me -- that's

supposed to be...what life is all about! (P.S. PAUL's character is "SWANN")

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S.T. QUACK UP! & DANCE...OR...WADDLE!
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When I was 13 I fell in love with

my summer camp counselor (as

many girls do) named MOOMOO.

He was daffy, wore a moomoo

everywhere and was kinda

CARY ELWES (PrincessBride)

hot. All the girls wanted him but

he took mercy on my dorky state

and I ended up giving him a hand

job in the woods in the outdoor

MARCH 18, 2021

'chapel'. Was the first time I ever saw or tasted cum. Loved it ever since.

Lucky me, I met a 'Duckie' who had been named that by the kids who

thought he was awesome when he worked at the BOYS/GIRLS CLUB.

The nick stuck. Sticky-Licky, Duckie-Luckie I guess, he could cum as

many as 13 times in one session so I got LOADS! But there's never

enough cum in the world for me! These 3 ducks above represent the 3

"Duckies" in my life (my 3 spouses when D. was alive) and both they and

myself...of course...SQUIRT! So grab a helmet, let's whirly!! Hope you

can swim, cause if you push my buttons just right....oh hell ya...you'll be

treading alright! FLICK-REC: PRETTY IN PINK...let's make such a pretty

mess...on my dress! And let's go HOWARD THE DUCK, DUCK SOUP

(love Marx Bros.), and for inspiration...never give up...we're far from

down for the count -- MIGHTY DUCKS. Best reads are PING THE DUCK

(I have a copy in the bathroom here) and THE UGLY DUCKLING.

Everyone start having sex with everyone: World peace ensues!

THEN EVERYTHING'S JUST....DUCKIE! Luck has nothing to do with it

LET'S PLAY
BANG BANG ALL OVER YOU!
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FUCK-LUCKY DUCK

Are you one of the majority of people who think birds FUCK?

Or one of those who knows they fertilize asexually? Either way...

DUCKS are one of the 3% of birds who ACTUALLY FUCK...

So there's a mote of rare trivia you can whip out during...well...

whenever you're desperate to embarass someone with their

ignoranceDUCKS have a MICKEY (why not use an

Irish-esque synonym for penis) and rocketdock but they

have no lips...so no post-coital smokes!

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MAKE ME CRY WILD!
UR FACE -- LEMME GET UP ON IT!

How loose is your goose? How

funky is your chicken?...so cum

on...shake your caboose!

It's a retro cheer people still hold

dear! I see no reason for my

goose not to be loose...people

are way too uptight about sex!

And who doesn't like to shake

their caboose? My chicken is

kickin and finger-lickin so let's

hope your MISS MARY MACK clapping is up to snuff because we're about

to play (Saint) PATTY CAKE...and have some Patty Cake by the ocean with

plenty of motion and -- if need be -- lotion...with my fav love potion...your

dreamy creamy! Even the Canadian geese have found some ZEN in the

city...so it would be a pity if you lost your lust so pretty and missed my juicy

kitty and my little pink......HAHAHAHAH panther? LOL! And you thought

I was gunna say a flirty-dirty wordy! Shame on you! I had a friend in HS

named GOOSE. His dad had a '57 mint convertible 'vette he was

supposed to inherit on his 16th BDAY but then he got too loose with

its use and got busted driving without his lic and daddy took it away

until he was 18. He was so upset he ran home to his (divorced) mom in

Dallas Texas...they got big long roads out there! Don't be a LONE STAR

state...the world's still turning, we're still learning, LUST's still yearning!

Now spin & win! Because it's just around the corner...TICK! TICK! BANG!

Oooh It's Gettin All Over Me!
MARCH 18, 2021
WORLD STILL GOES AROUND
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BUTTERFLY LULLABYE
Everyday 150 species become
extinct. Let's hope we're not
next...but we can change...we
can transform! We can! I have
faith! D. wrote 13 Books which
he called THE BUTTERFLY
BOOKS which recounted his
ridiculous, harrowing (but
insanely-inspirational) life-
story. From the 1st book
CHRYSALIS to the last
JIGSAW he retraced -- with
savage honesty -- everything
he could remember about
his own horrible crimes and
failures and those he loved
to help unveil how anyone
can choose to become a
Butterfly...from ugly-duck-
ling to exquisite swan. He
considered himself the worst
person that ever lived. WTVR
we think of ourselves and
others...we can all change!
Celebrities who knew, loved
and embraced him, adopted
the Butterfly as a symbol for
their own search for personal
change. Clothing, jewelry &
tattoos became a 'signet'
for them. With or without
wings, 'BUTTERFLYBABES'
became a sacred, secret
'nod' of community. Today,
I will be celebrating the
Butterfly Spirit, the Swan
notion...I don't drink but I'll
drink deep...life, love...
and maybe even you (wink).
One Flick-Rec only: LUCY
Be alive today!
Be better than alive!
BUTTERFLIES DANCING!
D.'s BUTTERFLY BLUE (from "ORIGINELLE" )
THE BUTTERFLY JIG

MARCH 17, 2021

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A BONNY (IRISH) SONG
Well it's ST.P.'S DAY & in-
stead of people honoring
the sincere purpose of the
day, everyone's going to
get lushed-up and pre-
tend it's EVERYONE GET
WASTED DAY! sigh...sad.
D. was a proud celtic soul
with both Irish & Scottish
blood. I carry on a legacy of
embracing transformation
of everything good in us
all, right down to what
makes men MEN & hope
that everything noble down
to THE LAST DINOSAUR
is not lost. Celtic men were
warriors, Irish settlers the
hardest workers, the tough-
est fighters, loyal to the last
breath, devout in their
beliefs -- the moors people
whose sadness and mer-
riment as blue and yellow
as can be! So if you must
raise a glass (or empty one)
today, toast the tough-n-
tender spirit that gave us
DANNY BOY and so many
melancholy ballads, giddy
jigs and the love of life
that's still dancing. If you
must drink, dance too...
laugh, sing, celebrate the
very heart beating in your
chest! Tomorrow and to-
morrow we become more
Swanlike than ever before.

MARCH 17, 2021

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FOR A SPECIAL FLICK-REC:

BUTTERFLY...seen it numerous

times and an amazing, sexy story!

Pia Z. is just damn yummy and the

book is even better! CHECK IT

OUT! 

"Absolutely love your March

Happiness Blog!"

- E. March 14, 2021

I'm reading your blogs. And am thrilled!

A creative mind is a rare sight

these days. Looking forward

to seeing you 

- M., March 12, 2021

NATURE IS OUR MOTHER...LOVE UR MOM!

FRIENDLY SOUL
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When you've been away from SoCal as

long as I have you start to feel like you're

'jonesing'! There was a kinship/friendship

that existed between our country and

the U.S., especially with SoCal if, for

no other reason, than it felt like a slice of

our sweeter, sunnier, sandier coasts had

been accidentally misplaced there.

For those who've seen the sweeter side

of SoCal, you know there's still a 60s/70s

atmosphere and character to Venice

Beach, San Fran etc... People are consider-

ably sweeter/hospitable than the rest
of the U.S. which, typically, is...well...

VIDEO: LA. 2019

MARCH 16, 2021

when you don't have anything nice to say....I've put off HURRICANE

JANE (pseudo ROXY FALLSlong enough I think. My female heroine has

been simmering in mothballs for months, waiting for what I hope will be

at least a dozen novels in the series. I didn't base it even loosely on the

Doris Day flick CALAMITY JANE which I only watched for the first time

Sunday after dropping my keel (that means we put the boat in the water)

but it's a sweet coincidence even if the characters and stories have con-

trary...well...everything, starting with HURRICANE being a gorgeous slut

who also happens to have a seemingly supernatural relationship with

mother nature and is driven to find justice for those normally

passed over by human lacking. Sometimes HAPPINESS is the peace of

putting evil to a final resting.  I'm excited to be writing it again!

Flix-Rec? How about FASTER, ODD THOMAS, SHAMPOO & GIDGET

For TV you can't beat LUCIFER for both justice and AMITY with CAL!

NOBODY BREATHING IN MY EAR
HAPPY IN THE VALLEY
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MARCH 16, 2021

EVEN WITH EYES OPEN...

Covid has quieted the world by...

oh...say...50% or more depending

on where you are. In the country-

side it's gone from a mutter to

pin-dropping status; in the city

it's gone from brainache bustle

to a bearable hum. (Or so I

hear...or...do NOT hear?) It's al-

ways been considerably harder

to find peace/calm/stillness in

the city but being ZEN isn't al-

ways about noise, it's also about accepting the inescapable noise of human

drama (comma), trauma (comma) and stepping into the flow of the universe

with the permission to be carried away by it if that's what occurs. Brit and I have

both found some stillness within by simply becoming bonded with nature

where the planet at least turns itself and us at a speed of 1000MPH and

still...it seems...still. Only when we are moving too much ourselves does it

seem hectic, manic, panicked. It's been over a year since I've been to L.A.

and missing it desperately! Yesterday was a sunny, funny honey of a day --

sweet and thick and a day requiring months of patience, diligence and

voila! NECTAR of the gods comes from the comb we create within.

For flix-rec I'm skipping movies and suggesting the retro series

GRIZZLY ADAMS which I've been watching once a month for years

(and wow is it ever soothing and enticing) and KUNG FU which I've

learned quite a bit from. I'm not a religious person and yoga/medita-

tion are helpful, but KUNG FU is good for quieting the soul.

Sometimes HAPPINESS is not a raucous but a calm celebration!

TIME WELL SPENT

"What a special way to renew an old

friendship!Thank you! I love the way

you love to be naughty!"

-- J., March 15, 2021

"Showed up expecting the usual amazing

sexcraft Amy's so renowned for and got

the heart-attack shock of my LIFE!

Sworn to secrecy! Damned if anyone

who doesn't know Amy well would

believe it but if Covid killed me today

I could go whistling a tune! F*ck I'm

flying right now! THANK YOU Amy!

And your 'friend'! I know that's

lame thanks for what happened but

gimme a couple days to write some-

thing that measures up to it!"

-- Deak, March 15, 2021

"Amy's helped me look forward to

the changing season. Like a spring

breeze or tonic, her calm yet ex-

citing demeanor is exactly what I

needed. Wonderful"

-- Zassou., March 15, 2021

"As a man over 50 I never thought

I'd be able to cum that many times

but her 'celebrity friend' was more

than I could imagine! Nervous as

hell to be with someone so

untouchable but her and Amy

got me up and even tried anal for

first time in 20 years. Had to with

this blonde bombshell! Feel 20

years younger and sexy again."

-- Lou S., March 15, 2021

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IF WE ARE WISE
Everyone needs help sooner
or later. Even the world's
greatest spy had Wood-
house and, for the mo-
ment, leans a bit more
than he'd like on a cane.
Back from LIMBO (but not
quite ready for a round of
LIMBO) STERLING ARCHER
has been resurrected from
3 unwatchable seasons
that even the shows pro-
ducers...Apology accep-
ted...let's all move on by
relishing the COMEBACK
KID! Spies like 007 and
Archer have been show-
ing grace-(even humor)
under-pressure for years,
carbon-to-diamonds!
I have no intention of put-
ting D.'s cane away any-
time soon. It's a reminder
to me of the frailty of even
the mightiest. None of
us is an island, none of us
stands alone. We are all
citizens of humanity and we
lean on one another more
than we care to admit.
For Flick-Rec: CASTAWAY
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH,
TIME ENOUGH AT LAST
(Twilight Zone Ep)
Bangkok Dangerous and,
for an awesome read,
STEPPENWOLF. Cum get
the help you need...the
human intimacy that keeps
us all........standing.

MARCH 15, 2021

SOLITUDE SUCKS!
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