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“The ground is going nowhere. It will be awaiting you
when you return. It will no more abandon you than you would
abandon it by taking flight. Eyes bright, wings trembling,
we become both earthly and aerial..."
–  Britney S.

TWO YEARS AND 35 POUNDS AGO...

CAN'T WAIT LET'S JUMP INTO DECEMBER

G E R O N I M O O O O O

It's been a soaring, swell time
taking flight and escaping for
November but it's time to take
the final jump and recommend
FANDANGO which is probably
my fav movie of all time. If you
haven't seen it you're in for a
real treat. We're not ebbing in
DECEMBER...having leapt it's
now time to do a little
steam-blowing and...well...
Summer never ends.
Not in my world.

NOV 29, 2020

SATURDAY BREAK-AWAY FLICK -- 
"STARMAN/E.T./LOCKOUT"
I recommend STARMAN for charm/adult content
E.T. for innocence and adorability
and LOCKOUT for one of the best, most
eye-popping escapes you've ever seen --
a freefall from space to earth!

H I G H B R R R R N A T I O N

Everyone knows by now I own
and watch CAPTAIN CAVEMAN,
SPEED BUGGY, GRAPE APE
etc...on Saturday mornings. It's
important NOT to hibernate!
Even now that environCan claims
there's some wrinkles in the world
climate that might make for a
less-than-smooth winter this year.
One of my sweeties grabbed me
this ceramic apple! So cute!
Please use my WISHLIST for gifts
and gift cards are always welcome
(especially uber). I'm out hiking
but gimme a jingle when ready to
tingle -- Let's mingle like Pringles--
once you pop us no 1 can stop us!
Let's be a nation that reaches high!

NOV 28 2020

W H E E L  I N  T H E  S K Y

Ezekiel might have seen that
PIE IN THE SKY or maybe it was
an alien visitor but as far as I can
see, we are the captain of our own
cave collapse. I admire numerous
things Jesus did/said including
the sentiment of approaching
life, love, faith and hope
with the innocence of a child.
You and I still have so much kind-
ness, imagination, whim & wonder
in us! Standing beneath statues and
other imposing man-made idols
reminds me we've only one another
to rely on in this big blue yonder.
Unlike idols, we can speak kindly,
warm, brace, comfort one another!

NOV 28 2020

T H E  B L O W  J O B

I've never gotten dizzy from sucking cock
but there's a first for everything? I can't
help but love the sweetness and innocence
of PEE WEE's movies. I can't make your
cock make noises but you...that's a different
story baby! The sounds people make
when set off! whew! and then the
animals I twist them into...? HAHAHA!

NOV 28, 2020

C A P T A I N  C A V E M A N

From the primordial ooze to the primitive
caves and this...? Are we returning to the
wild? Fascinating that someone built this!
Most of us feel pretty stashed away in caves
and without Captain Caveman's groovy
mystery-solving friends the unknowns of
life, love and the cosmos remain just that. 

NOV 28, 2020

U P,  U P  &  A W A Y

Although I didn't (and still have not
had) the thrill of being in a hot-air
balloon, I've seen spectacular
launches in places as far away as
Turkey (2017). It's Friday and not
letting the weather dampen or
diminish my mood. Hope will rise
and then it's up to us to ride with
it or let the string go. My hike this
morning included a stomp in the
puddles and now...? maybe
cuddles? Snuggles? Huggles?

NOV 27 2020

D E S E R T  D A Y S

Lemonade from lemons, puddles
from rain, a great tan from the
desert. It's always a good idea to be
a glass-half-full kinda person and
learning to walk in the sand don't
hurt either! I'm recommending
PEE-WEE'S BIG HOLIDAY and
BEAN (1997) both sure to help you
laugh and both great break-out
and get away flicks! Fridays
should be fun and sexy and make
sure you eat some chocolate. I'm
using this lockdown to focus on
revamping the site for Jan 1 and
taking an extra hike every day.
Stomping around (in the rain or
sand) is always good sublimation.
Orgasms are a better solution.
Say...a dozen a day?
Sounds gooooooooooooooood! 

NOV 27 2020

ICELAND 2016

F A L L  I N  L U S T

It's profoundly simple to be seduced by nature,
especially water: and when it's falling like
thunderit's good to have a light foot and a
warm coat, when it's Iceland! We aren't
quite a land of ice yet but who knows.
Environ Can. is calling for a milder winter so
let's hope it helps us bounce back, or at least
be cool instead of cold. Fire's are burning
here...hot coffee, hot soup, hot lips, hot...
extinguisher please!

NOV 26, 2020

S U M M E R  H O L I D A Y

As your eternal Indian Summer, I'm
always on summer vacay, ever-
brandishing rainbows and sun on
the grimmest of grimy weather!
The world is full of fab roads to
choose, beautiful bonanzas of
tranquility. Think of the lockdown
as a vacation from tedium and
routine! Take pics, laugh a lot,
wear a speedo, eat horribly and
have all the orgasms you can!!

NOV 26, 2020

THURSDAY BREAK-AWAY FLICK -- 
"NATIONAL LAMPOON" vacation flicks
Any of their vacation movies will do and
not too early for Christmas either!

P E Y E  I N  T H E  S K Y

There's one reality we're all born to --
EARTH is what we have. There's no
haven from our planet. The only
eye in the sky watching us belongs
to satellites. Who knows what
aliens would think watching us.
With my last blue-ribbon meat pie
piping hot and AUDIOPHILE
turning like a spacecraft I'm rec-
ommending EAGLE EYE (2008),
ENEMY OF THE STATE (1998)
and WAIT UNTIL DARK (1967).
For the first time in Canadian
history we have a 'BIG BROTHER'
including neighbors pitching in
with the 'polit bureau'. But we
are still blasting STYX loud 'nuff
to shake the windows! With the
site revamp you will be the
ever-watchful eye. Showtimes: 24/7
BABY! Gigglez, jigglez, wigglez!
Who's eating my pie? (wink wink)

NOV 25, 2020

B A S K E T C A S E

Strawberries...cherries...and yes
there's a reason KIWI looks like
that halved...
I found this little gem from 2016
kicking around with all the other
whacky wednesday moss-n-dross.
Worth keeping? It's healthy to
flake-n-fun out! Let's make some
banana juice! Squeeeeeeeze!

NOV 25, 2020

WHAT'S FOR DESERT?

Are most people aware that the deserts are
expanding at about 10% every 100 years?
We're all experiencing dearth & a 'dry-spell'
now, learning to go without many of the
indulgences and choices that were a given.
We're not lining up for toilet paper like Russia
but we are idling outside stores for this-n-that
enduring isolation. Human intimacy is already
expanding the desert between us all at an
alarming rate...every moment! COVID is
killing what last, lingering vestiges of touch,
tenderness, human co-reliance. Do not allow
yourself to be towed under by the riptide.
Don't sit on the fence. Live. Dream.
Smile. Laugh. Love. Leap. Even in the desert
there's refuge in one another.

NOV 24, 2020

A  W I N T E R ' S  W A L T Z

If you're not the sort to stop randomly
on road trips just to walk, roll, run, lay
in a gorgeous field then now's the
time to rethink it. When MAY hits...
be ready to roadtrip out to millions
of spellbinding spots all across your
own area, province, country to stop
hundreds of times. Destination be
damned! Embrace the journey and
the beauty so often ignored.

NOV 24, 2020

TUESDAY BREAK-AWAY FLICK -- 
"THUNDERBOLT & LIGHTFOOT/
THE CHASE/DRIVE ANGRY"
Whether you're trying to escape the law, your
past mistakes or just your parents nothing
beats a good road-trip. Sooner or later we all
gotta start that engine...and hit the gas....

A  B I R D  I N  H A N D

After a week SCARLET CARSON
is in full bloom! With the first real
snowfall I'm hunkering down now
with my T-SALT and solid plans
how to keep social circles active
but still safe, snug and high on
hugz! Maybe 28 DAYS LATER
is a good flick recommendation?
I'm gunna go with "FREAKS",
"STEPHANIE", & "RED LIGHTS"
Pick one. They're all about
hiding out to conceal something
others refuse to accept. Don't
hide yourself! In fact...why not
use this opportunity to become
more YOU than you've ever been?
I'll be making my blue-ribbon
pot-pies today and...zero plans
after that. WINGIN' IT!

NOV 23, 2020

I N  T H E  H I G H  C A S T L E

I'm digging around for the video
I took going through the huge
hedgemaze! It's great video that
with some editing and maybe some
acceleration is worth seeing!
Meanwhile, itching for the freedom
to actually GO to numerous places
I've visited or at least to Saint-
Gabriel-de-Valcartier Quebec where
I've slept in the HOTEL DE GLACE
as part of the holidays. If you
haven't tried it, the ice beds are
dressed in furs and -- upon special
request -- swan-ice bed. There's
raging fireplaces in select rooms.
FIRE & ICE -- very, very exotic!

NOV 23, 2020

SUNDAY BREAK-AWAY FLICK -- 
"JUDGEMENT NIGHT"
You find out who your
friends really are when
flight/fight danger puts
you on the run.

Pussy Solves Everything, so...

CLEAR LAKE 2018

D E L L E V A T I O N

None of my friends are GIANTS but most of
them like to live BIG, run through the meadows,
roll or run down a hill like the Wilders at the
beginning of  LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.
Who doesn't enjoy a gay run through a may
dell? Have you tried it? All the cute, silly,
childish things we did as kids shouldn't be
stashed away in a cellar/dungeon for cynacism
and alleged maturity to torture while you're
miserable. Break them out! Become best friends
with all the things people will shake their heads
at, assuming you're an idiot or too embarass-
ing to hang out with. They'll be the miserable
people while you and I (like the FLINT-
STONES)...have a gay (high-on-life) time!

NOV 22, 2020

PERU 2018

B I R D S  O F  A  F E A T H E R

I'm a huge fan of THE COURTSHIP
OF EDDIE'S FATHER. There's a kind
of magic between them, the writers,
and the viewers that is difficult to
copy. I've got several best friends
with whom I've shared my entire
world. Times like these, we all need
to center, balance and focus each
other! Friends whose approach to
friendship jibes so perfectly aren't
a dime a dozen! As for SUSPENSE,
playing the OTR and having break-
fast in bed. Perfect for that 10
inches we're gunna get...if only
it was THAT kinda 10 inches!

NOV 22, 2020

M A Y B E S  D O N ' T  F L Y

Who knows what gremlins get into
some people's heads. Olivia D'Abo
was easily one of the sexiest women
on the planet at her peak and --
like Karen Carpenter -- still
struggled her entire life believing
herself to be ugly, fat, unattractive.
What a tragedy! Keanu isn't any
sort of CHOSEN ONE and some of it
is cheesy and sophomoric but it's
still worth watching to drool over a
younger version of Olivia. Watching
her again in the movie "FLYING"
is such sweet sorrow. Those who've
seen it or see it will get the NIAGARA
FALLS crossover comment and maybe
appreciate my 2017 shot from the
Falls midway. Seems silly to post
FALLS video, right? So here's to
today's CANADIAN darlings who
are prepping to go south for a few
months like we all wish we could do!
We will all need time for our civility
to heal after this brush with chaos.
For once I'm envious, even jealous.
Don't procrastinate pleasure.
Pounce on it!

NOV 21, 2020

THE SUSPENSION IS

KILLING ME!

I've crossed 200+ suspension bridges
over the years in 2-dozen countries,
including this footage (too large to
post) shot by D. with me just ahead
of him. I'm sure you've noticed in
previous footage I get a bit hyster-
ical trying to shoot vid and deal
with heights. Whereas D. had just
finished commenting how he loved
how skittish the thing seemed.
I thought it would be cute to merge
it (BLUE MOUNTAIN 2017) with
the intro to my adorable THE
FRIENDLY GIANT I love watching
on weekends. I find it very soothing.
Calming. Reassuring. Comforting.
Whereas...crossing skywalks is
always terrifying but courage is
not the absence of fear, only the
disregard of it...so I've dared more
than my share worldwide. Every
man's home is his castle even
without a moat. I'm lowering my
drawbridge...opening the gates...
FEAST NOW!! Eat me...
drink me...be merry with me...
for tomorrow...

NOV 21, 2020

FRIDAY BREAK-AWAY FLICK -- 
"WINDOWS"/RATTER/I SEE YOU"
Pick one or all 3, if these don't remind you that
the world inside is just as perilous as the one
outside I don't know what will. Ratting & Frogging
are a terrifying reality and both Talia Shire and
Elizabeth Ashley deserve oscars for their final
scene....just dazzling writing/directing/acting!

LET THE SUNSHINE IN

OTTAWA/ALMONTE 2018

There's no shortage of grand beauty
in Canada, most of which I have yet
to see first-hand, but of all the grand
falls worldwide -- including Angel
Falls -- none are as interesting as
the falls in little ole ALMONTE
Ontario because they arrested its
flow to reroute and secure its path.
There's a beautiful world outside
your window...open up and let
it and the sunshine in!

NOV 20, 2020

YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO...

Speaking of fish people need to
stop saying TUNA FISH. For Pete's 
sake we've got bluetooth and people
are still ignorant enough to say
tuna fish like they're saying 
BEAGLE-DOG  and FLY-INSECT.
No one says sharkfish or
WHALE-MAMMAL. But people DO say
a lot of malarkey. It's an ugly thing for a
man to waste not only his own life, but
the lives of his family, avoiding those
closest to him to chase mirages.
But still recommending BIG FISH as
a cautionary tale about not appreciating
those closest to us and -- as a globe-
trotting adventurer --  sincere advice: have
a nexxus, a home, a universal center to
which you return. The greatest adventure
possible is giving yourself to another!
Can't fly any higher.

CRATER LAKE 2018

NOV 20, 2020

H I G H  H O P E S

From these distances, I am ever
reminded how transitory we all are.
The epic and timeless make us
nothing more than dust by compar-
ison. I'm desperately anxious to
travel again even if it's just within
Canada itself so let's hope that's
possible sooner than later.
Today is a good day to finish the
far-from-glamorous laundry and
maybe add a few words to my
'signing' vocabulary. It may be
true that an optimist can only ever
be disappointed, but a pessimist
is never happy even when it's
good news. Unlike the Quakers
and their pia desidiria, I choose to
hope high instead of chaste.

NOV 19, 2020

E S C A P L A Y E D S

It's easy to become addicted to
classic video games when you've
got a classic table-top system with
a couple hundred games on it
like all the PACMAN, BOMBJACK
Donkey Kong, Space Invaders etc...
It's a tough monkey to shake when
ice-cold weather has joined the
already-congested alternatives to
isolation. Even with loved-ones
it's just bizarre for Canadians to
ever feel.........constrained.
I'd like to master PENGO! Trying
to fit all the starblocks together
in the allotted time is...I have a
long way to go! Let the winter
games begin? Penguins? DKJR's
icehouse...? Is it getting chilly in
here? Let's watch CHILLY WILLY?
Hot chocolate? Oh! That's ME!
Get your willy wet without the cold!
Warm...wet...welcumming...whorling
around and around and around!

NOV 19, 2020

J E A N N I E - U S

With an extremely promising vaccine now in sight
we all cross our fingers, grasp our talismans and
every other superstitious thing we tend to do in
hopes by spring CV19 will be just another blip on
the medical landscape/history. Thanks to the brains
who pioneer such things! Most of you know that
this was my chosen field of study and if I'd stayed
in med-school I probably would have been working
this crazy thing! Should be no surprise to all I'm
recommending REAL GENIUS as a FUN flick
about controlling/constraining others. We could
all use a Jeannie in a bottle to rub. POOF!
World right -- let's get naked and shake it in my
pretty bottle! Don't blink! That's my job!

NOV 19, 2020

C U M F L Y A W A Y 

NOV 18, 2020

KUNG FU is a bottomless well of wisdom.
This episode is perfectly suited to our
common global isolation and though I
have mentioned before how racism
does tend to filter out 80% of males who
have an aryan streak in their sexuality, it
is only during times like these that the
ugliness or evolution of society surfaces
to the level it was when slaves were
branded. I'm a well of wanton designs!
Don't be a spider trapped in its own
web...be free...cum fly with me!
Cum get your fill. No bucket necessary.

E S C A P A D E

It's important to NOT PLAY this
game too often. Of course the
nature of our way of playing
(because I don't drink) is that
everyone has to DO the item on
the card (where possible).
It's a good way to find out exactly
how repressed/boring you've thus
far lived your life! It's HUMPDAY
which is a perfect day to not
just HUMP but get beyond the
numerous obstacles that keep you
from doing...well...the numerous
things you've so far failed to
do/say! Embrace the day!
Who knows how many we may
have left?! Playing is a critical
approach to maintaining sanity
as we all cocoon-up a bit more than
we'd prefer. It's not a soaring
escape but it's FUN! Fun is good.
You like  fun. You want fun. You
need fun. Get fun! Make Fun.
Be fun! Become fun!
Now...do fun naked!

NOV 18, 2020

WEDNESDAY BREAK-AWAY FLICK -- 
"AIRPLANE MODE"
Wednesdays are ideal for a moronic,
brain-dead, idiotic flick suited to the
lowest possible common intellectual
denominator. You can always opt for
the AIRPLANE flicks but if you're
looking for something genius you'll have
to dig up SPARTAN -- a gripping
escape done as only MAMET can do it --
immaculately. Make sure to get the right
AIRPLANE MODEThen turn off I.Q.

It's a jungle out there...

AUSTRALIA, 2017

TUESDAY BREAK-AWAY FLICK -- 
"WHITE NIGHTS"
Imagine being terrified to land on your own native soil!
We've always taken our freedom here in Canada for
granted. We now sometimes feel like we need to
escape our own country! A botched flight,
a daring escape plan and jaw-dropping dancing!

NOV 17, 2020

S A Y  Y O U,  S A Y  M E...

...say it together...sex-u-a-lee...
I've never been to Russia myself and no real
interest...but Australia has some amazing
sights and outback beauty some of which I
wrote about in 'A SECRET CHARM'. Of
course that was years ago and I'm still digging
for the video of my 'showering' in the 6 diff
waterfalls I got video of! A looser, more
adventurous environment, many did and do
as I did and got naked to do so. It's a shame
the technology back then wasn't quite up to
current par. Yesterday I cooked 2 casseroles
and my blue-ribbon cacciatore. Mondays
are great cooking days, tuesdays good
eating days, especially when you're the
appetizer, entree and dessert!

ESCAPE TO WISH MOUNTAIN

Years ago, I didn't get to Alishan
while I was living in Taiwan! Like many
in T.O. who haven't been to Center 
Island or even The C.N. Tower, most
Taiwanese haven't been outside the
cities and towns. Years later when
we returned we got to better explore
the insane beauty that lays beyond
the filth and humiliation of the
lifestyle/world they live in where so-
called 'civilization' should be.
Spent yesterday watching the original
"ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN"
cooking for and 'cooking-up' with
a 'DayDate' along with some slow-
dancing and a nap. Found my thrill
on blueberry hill! I've seen WITCH
before but loved the nostalgic
stroll along with some "ESCAPE"
OTR we enjoyed too! Cum to me...
Make a dirty wish....
Then CUM TO WISH MOUNTAINS!
All 32K of them!

NOV 16, 2020

"After being couped up since
March, and having seen Amy
only once since my review August
15th, I decided to check out Amy's
SCARLET CARSON situation.
I already knew that Amy was a
hoot to spend time with, not just
for sexy time but just to chat about
anything and everything or kick
back with to laugh. So I got the
info, handed over the monthly
and gave her the difference
for the DayDate or 'Double-D'
as she so cleverly and humor-
ously calls it. Being with Amy
is just always a breath of the
freshest air! It really is like flying.
You feel the whole world shrink
away and stress, worry and all
the demands of my life just
vanished like a spell she casts.
I'm laughing, I'm eating better than
I've eaten my whole married
life, I'm falling asleep snuggled up
to someone who looks at me 
like a woman should look at a man.
I wake up to a sexy shower and
we play scrabble (a mistake as she
slaughtered me) and, after some
Donkey Kong Jr on the coolest
table-top retro video game, we
made fresh popcorn in that antique
machine she's got and listened to
some old-time-radio which was a
rare treat and I'll be doing on my
own now. It was the most perfect
date I've ever had and I'm no
spring chicken. Do this. Do yourself
a huge, huge, huge favor! A
perfect afternoon long overdue!"
-- Krik5, Nov 15, 2020

ESCAPE!

Flecks of magic.
Echoes of superhero.
Sparks of make-believe.
Scarlet Carson has now
incarnated.
In the flesh.
Starting NOV 15th 2020
Revel in the rewards!
Basque in the bonuses!
Rate reductions, extra
time, socially-distanced
safe sexiness and more!
The best escape is the
SCARLET Cape...the
S - C A P E
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