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HAPPY YOU...HAPPY PLANET!

$99 MAKES A HAPPYJACK (or JILL)

(30 minutes of what's been voted far-

and-away the best BBBJ in GTA)

$185 Doubles your HAPPY

and sets the ecstasy FREE!

"If my body would allow it I could have a dozen

orgasms every time I visit Amy - - that's how

much she excites me. She seems to know exactly

what to do for maximum pleasure"

-- BlueBro69

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LET'S FALL DOWN TOGETHER
So it's SUNDAY again and, as
usual, I gotta do the one thing
experts say to never do if you
want people to like you --
never discuss money, politics
& RELIGION. Hey! It's Sunday
so...oddly enough KIERKE
means CHURCH and garde
means protect/take protective
custody of. Kierkegaard's
theology put him more at odds
with the church than openly
serving it. What I DO like?
"To dare is to lose one's foot-
ing momentarily, to not dare
is to lose one's self." Whether
you're dancing in the streets
(which aches my ankles!) or
on a horse, it's terrifying to
feel...less-than-groovy about
your footing. But I'm more
aware every day that life is
worthless without doing 1
thing every day that scares
me and anything is better
than regret for a life of omis-
sion on my deathbed. So
I'm adventuring through my
blessed hours, not in a stuffy
church, but in the big beaut-
ful world where mornings
glory! Try THE GODS MUST
BE CRAZY. I laughed so hard
...I lost my footing...
and yknow...it was far from
horrible! Cum find yours!

MARCH 7, 2021

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HAPPINESS #2

Being with Brit & Jan

doesn't gimme more

coordination! GGRRR!

SCARLET CARSON

playmates will now have

sure-footed access to

JAN on KIK! Contact

me for details.

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Far from warm or frigid, sunday morning 'walks'

are a stone cold groove -- without the snow.

For those who don't know, horses all have a unique

gait even when they emulate one another. They

also tend to gait together, especially when they're

familiar, even moreso when they're kin. Wandering

the woods keeps us off the muck/stone thanks to

autumn dross. (sigh) Nothing epic to say except

that having nothing epic to say means it does

what it's intended to do ---- empty the mind,

calm the soul, ease the angst, settle the spirit.

Trots, gallops and unbroken strides exhilarate,

but this...you can almost do eyes closed.

(Feelin' Groovy)
MARCH 7, 2021

"I saw her for the first time about

2 months ago. Had an amazing time.

Went for HH bbbj session. Nice hot

shower when I arrived. Got into bed

with her and started with some LFK

while she ran her hand all over me

teasing me. Amazing BBBJ. Started

laying down then stood up while she

sat on edge of bed and let me

take control. Light face fucking. Loud

and sloppy. Takes your load like

a champ. Laid in bed with her after

and chatted. Definitely makes you

feel like a king. Will repeat."

-- ILOVEBUM

"I’ve seen her a few times and

always good. She’s got energy like

that energizer bunny :)"

-- TFZL1

"Amy is a treasure and we in Durham

are very lucky to have her.

-- BLUEBRO69

"I have some very pleasant memories

from when I used to see Amy from time

to time at the airport. Damn Covid. "

-- TheBiggestGuy

"I saw Amy a few times in Whitby but

it's probably been 3 or maybe even

4 years since the last time. Like the

OP I'm not sure why I stopped.

I always had a great time with her.

She's a lot of fun."

-- STEDON

"Had a great time and left wonder-

ing why I hadn't tried harder to

make our schedules mesh sooner."

-- LLOSTT

FROM THE BOARDS

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CREAM?BREW? CUMBEER? I'd Drink That!
While ST PATTY's DAY is
still a ways off, and I don't
drink at all and never have,
I'd have to live on the moon
to not appreciate just how
much HAPPINESS beer has
brought so many people.
It's (technically) a depressant
but there's no disputing that
many people seem a lot
cheerier when they've had
a few 'cold ones'. We didn't
invent beer any more than
we invented hockey but
CANADA has now become
synonymous with stronger
alcohol content and hockey
being Canada's game.
I don't like hockey either --
very 'girly' of me I know but
why would I have a problem
bringing a man a beer while
he watches the Canucks?
There's no difference from
a woman eating ice-cream
(or warm cream wink wink)
while watching B. Jones'
Diary. The first beer in the
world was brewed by the an-
cient Chinese around the year
7000 BCE (known as kui). In
the west, however, the process
now recognized as beer brew-
ing began in Mesopotamia 
at the Godin Tepe settlement
now in modern-day Iran be-
tween 3500 - 3100 BCE.
Since then this HOPS-based
brewski has become more
than 'culture-defining craze'!
It's just sad that a holiday that
used to celebrate IRISH cul-
ture has turned into a day to
get wasted...nothing more.
But then Christmas sucks...
and...well...shouldn't we be
wiping the holiday slate clean
and starting over with some-
thing we actually find.........
relevant to us now.....?
I vote for MAN DAY...maybe
GIRLDAY, scrap ST PATTY'S
and just have "SCREW RE-
SPONSIBILITY DAY...every-
one PLAY HOOKEY day!"
And, of course, Everybody
hump everyone day!
Oh HELL YES!! Ok girls...
HOP from cock to cock!
Don't stop don't stop...
make everyone....

MARCH 6, 2021

LOVE THIS SONG!
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"Thank you for a spectacular

time! I felt very comfortable from

the get-go and I am looking

forward to the next rendez-vous"

-- Tim, March 5, 2012 

"I had a really great time with

Amy. She made it very comfor-

table for me. I'll definitely be

visiting again to relax and just

forget about the problems of life!

-- V., March 5, 2021

"When I found out 'women are

always free' I had to check out

the legend called IFUSEEKAMY.

I refused to leave without

stashing some $ in the bar be-

hind the bed, since she refused

to take it any other way. A doll,

a skilled and sweet lover.

Probably the best I've seen!

A real dazzler. Thanks SO much!"

-- Maria T., March 3, 2021

"Renewed my time with Amy

today...why did I wait so long!?"

-- llostt, March 3, 2021

"Two perfect hours after two

months of Covid crap!

What a treat! Always better

than I remember or expect!"

-- Nomodough, March 2, 2021

"Absolutely decadent. Amy lived

up to her rep and beyond.

She knows how to make you

relax, gets rid of all the outside

nonsense and made me cum 3

times in 90 mins. Never ever

done that. I can see why she's

tops with so many people.

I'll be back every 30 or more."

-- H.L., March 1, 2021

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“In the end, art is a small beer.

The really serious things

are earning one’s living

so as not to be a parasite

and loving one’s neighbor.”

— W.H. Auden

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BEERFEST is hilarious!

STRANGE BREW is cute and

CANUCKIAN. And why not

revisit ANIMAL HOUSE and

go truly RETRO with

WHAT, NO BEER?

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MONOGAMY SUCKS
Of A Different Drum! Especially if that dummer is MELODY VALENTINE who -- besides
being a deliciously HOT cartoon -- was actually CHERYL LADD...that's right! Charlie's
Angel did the singing voice for the PUSSY..............cat! (hahaha)! This Saturday
slice of RETRO is served à la mode (Mmmmmm...creamy!)  with some STOOGES...
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MARCH 6, 2021

HIPPY-DIPPY DUMB GIRLS?
I didn't just miss out on the SATURDAY CARTOON phenomenon and
HIPPY era...I also missed out on a time when people road bikes
(apparently...everyone had one and it was how kids got everywhere
...back at a time when KIDS ACTUALLY WENT SOMEWHERE).
In those days girls were still girls instead of being vulgar, loud,
bitchy men with boobs. Just my opinion...I think girls should be...
well..girly. Girls should giggle. Girls should jiggle.
Girls should be soft, sweet, warm and feminine. I guess watching
Saturday Cartoons helped them retian some innocence?
Women have traditionally missed the hilarity of 3 STOOGES genre
because we're too insecure to be idiots and laugh it off.
I pee myself a little every time I watch them! OMG it's friggin
hysterical! I don't think that makes me butch! I like to think it
means I've 'gotten over myself'. Jeeez...I hope so! Today I'm taking
in FLAGPOLE JITTERS and a couple eps of JOSIE AND THE PUSSY
.........................cats. And of course, more CAPTAIN CAVEMAN
He's hairy, primitive, has everything including the kitchen sink
under his hair; and, as far as I can tell, he's 'porking' all 3 girls!
Does that make them 3 stooges/sluts? Dippy? Pretty much all these
toons were made during the HIPPY era....including....
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I woulda totally had a 4some with the PUSSY..........cats. And Betty WAS A BABE!
There's nothing wrong with Fred! He's as sweet, apologetic and funny as any
man needs to be! Many men these days -- especially those not parented by a dad
are much worse than a caveman character. But MEN are doing just fine!
But Cheryl Ladd...was a PUSSY..............cat? So damn cool!
Farrah was beautiful but if you really look...her boobs weren't big AT ALL!
her body was ...meh...Kate was......don't get it at all. Hack was pretty but again...
bean pole! Jaclyn was gorgeous but again....figure was.....meh!...Cheryl was...
DDDDAAAAAMMMNNN! Cpt. Caveman had 3 Teen Angels. Good for him!
Monogamy is stupid. And good for them! He's not Charlie...but what sort of
playboy has 3 babes he never F*CKS? LOSER! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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UNGA BUNGA!!!

THANK GOD, IT'S FRIDAY!

I'm your GIRL, FRIDAY! Lemme get

things done for you!  Prep for the

weekend with a wild, wet wonderful....................

Special FLIX REC: Cary Grant, Ros russel

HIS GIRL FRIDAY

Snap up, wrap  up and lap up

your girl Friday!

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TGIF
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DIPPYCHICKS?

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone) — Clueless

Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried) — Mean Girls

Shelley Darlington (Anna Faris) — The House Bunny

Romy White and Michele Weinberger

(Mira Sorvino and Lisa Kurdrow) —

        Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion

Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) — Legally Blonde

The Girl (Marilyn Monroe) — The Seven Year Itch

Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) — Superstar

Natalie Cook (Cameron Diaz) — Charlie’s Angels

 I WANT TO THANK MY MOXY PLAYMATE FOR NOT JUST GIVING ME A GREAT RIDE
BUT FOR ALLOWING THE FOOTAGE APPEARING IN THE HIPPYNESS CLIP
THANKS SWEETIE -- YOUR NEXT 2 HOURS ARE 100% FREE OF ANY CHARGES
RESPECT GIVEN IS RESPECT RETURNED!        ---------------  MARCH 5, 2021
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MARCH 5, 2021
WTVR THE WEATHER

I've never been too HIP but I've

always known how to use mine.

I've got grinds and churns and

crazy-eights, slams, slides, glides

and rides, all of them in a random

sweaty-betty. But aside from

knowing how to jump your

JOYSTICK, I'm really more

meaning the actual HIPPY men-

tality which isn't nearly the same

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as 'millennial apathy'. The "Whatever..." attitude that evolved out of the

late 80's/early 90s most of my friends had, never suited me. I couldn't and

wouldn't acclimate to it. However, the HIPPY culture suits me pretty well!

Besides the amazing colorful fashions, there's a sort of PEACE, MAN that

they combined with a genuine social awareness of both what we've done

well and what still needs love and change all wrapped up in a non-violent

approach that's groooooovy! The music rocked; and what's not to love

about FREE LOVE?! The real obstacle was always laziness and drugs

which I don't dig ! Some semi-ambitious HIPPIES sounds flow; so

why not let them be US!? RUDE AWAKENING, EASY RIDER, and

HAIR should be balanced by OUR IDIOT BROTHER and ACROSS

THE UNIVERSE. For a couple hours let's turn on, tune in and drop out!

MARCH 5, 2021
How To 'Do' The Man

"Dippy” comes from the 1920s

slang 'DIP' for a stupid person.

Don't think I qualify for stupid

but we've all done monumen-

tally stupid things that some-

times seem impossible to us.

I'm all for being DIPPY if you're

a girl. Dippy people have way

more fun than everyone else

'cause we're not preoccupied

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with being/looking smart/cool. I've never had any interest in looking

cool and have embraced the 'Dippy' code even though I'm an

exceptionally-educated and competent person re: so many things.

The post-modern intellectualism has gone too far. On the other hand,

people seem to have over-embraced the deliberate facade of bad

grammar and being so out of touch they don't know basic things that

we should all know. Once you create a balance between "Relax! You're

angsting too hot!" and "Someone has to care or it all goes to shit!"

you find a flow that allows you to laugh most of the time (esp at your-

self and the universe) but also commit your heart and soul to meaning-

ful matters that keep us from disintegrating. The DIPPY mind permits

you to enjoy The 3 Stooges, Dude Where's My Car, Naked Gun/

HotShots/Airplane movies and to laugh at LIFE's spilled milks.

Spill some milk............riiiight.....here! Occasionally DIPPY, but I'm

a LIPS/HIPS/NIPS and quips genius. Laugh & Lick Lifestyle baby!

GIMME GIMME GIMME
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SEX, FOOD, SLEEP, TIME...

Whatever it is we love, want and

need, there's an infinite craving

for MORE...MORE...MORE...

Far from being a 'bad thing', it's

what's to credit for almost every-

thing we've achieved! Without

that craving, we would all be

pointless gurus decaying at the

mountaintop. DESIRE is a FIRE.

It's a FIRE that keeps us WIRED

I can't get enough CUM! Who knows where my cumjunkie status started

but I'm not even close to embarrassed by it. As fixations for MORE

go, SEX, PLEASURE, INTIMACY (even if temporary/fleeting), could

be something far worse. Some people are just a blessing to our FUNNY

BONE. Few people make me laugh and simultaneously feel poign-

ancy like DUDLEY MOORE. Unfaithfully Yours, Arthur, 10, Crazy People,

Lovesick, Mickie & Maude, Blame It On The Bellboy are an awesome start.

His musical talent made him at least a double-rainbow. Why do we

ever stop DANCING? I stink at it (almost as badly as I stink at

videography) but IT'S FUN and it's impossible to not be HAPPY...

so why ever stop? MORE HIPPY-HOPPY-HUMAN-HAPPINESS!

MARCH 5, 2021
AND THE RIP-OFF (Still fun)
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MARCH 5, 2021
WHATEVER YOU NEED!

GOLF -- yet another thing I suck

at. I like to think I can at least

SUCK everything even if I suck AT

so many things. The only LINKS

I got going for me are on my site.

But it's a gentlemen's game for

sure, where men DO tend to be

at their best. I'm a cheerleader

for MEN and certainly MEN

being so many of the things that

so many now frown on.

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But I also think MEN haven't gotten nearly enough credit for their leaps

& bounds. Women do nothing but bitch and it never ends! Regardless

of how MEN have evolved and improved (all for our sakes), it's never

enough it seems. The most read book on the planet says that women

are predisposed to spend their lifetime biting at men's heels, since the

dawn of man himself. WTH? Many men are GILMOREs -- my term for a

man who's still got his manhood but can be sweet, reasonably ambitious

and selfless (IOW -- Happy Gilmore...or any other of Sandler's roles).

All men clean up nicely when appropriate but let's not kick 'em out of

the sandlot, huh? Men have a sexy, sorta 'dirty' quality that's essential

to their fundamental essence. On the GREEN they show they can be

elegant even, but let's not take away their ROAR! Try ANY Sandler

movie but the man-movie charm of CADDYSHACK is timeless!

You can even go TIN CUP and remember...I'm a HOLE-IN-ONE!

OK WHO'S 'FIXING' MY HOLE?!
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Nothing Pacifist About A Penis
HA! PENIS! How I've been
itching to FINALLY use that!
HA! PENIS! Worth saying
twice it's so nice! First of all
...what the hell is there to
NOT BE PREOCCUPIED
with?!?! It's literally THEEEE
JOY STICK! Even a bulldyke
has a basic comprehension
of how the universe works &
rudimentary science! Penis is
quite literally LIFEGIVER! As
a woman, I'm keenly aware of
my 'hotbox' and it's certainly
doing 90% of the LIFE PRO-
DUCING labor...but PENIS
is pulling the trigger...PENIS
is pumping pleasure and
POW! BOOM! You're preg-
nant! However you look at it
or whatever in-vitro option
you choose...CUM is frigging
god-like! And the barrel it
BOOMS out of is frigging...
ineffable! Just ineffable!
(yes I chose that word delib-
erately). Penis is worthy of
every hour of preoccupation.
Second...after it goes off
(wherever it goes off) PENIS
is warm, wet and the brain
releases norepinephrine, sero-
tonin, oxytocin, vasopressin
nitric oxide (NO), hormone
prolactins and DAMMMNN!
a man is basically as dosed
as any man on MDMA...
& plenty of it. He is as close
to chemical HEAVEN as he's
going to get until he dies.
Explain to me why anyone
would be twisted enough to
not want that 100 times a day!
Penis envy? HELL YES!! I wish
I could feel what that's like to
go off like a gun and feel...
well...a hundred powerful
raptures running through my
body and brain! PENIS envy?
HELL YES!!! If the nearest to
it I'm ever gunna get is the
girly-gets-it...I'll take it...
BEYOND HAPPILY. Lennon
was a pacifist but the meta-
phor means more than most
really appreciate. Society has
diminished and reduced so
much about men, including
his real magic...his real mean-
ing -- THE GUN THAT GAVE
US LIFE...trillions of times!
HAPPINESS...HA! PENIS!
Coincidence? Or common
sense? All Hail The Penis!!
(Dropping the mic!!)

MARCH 4, 2021

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POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
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MARCH 4, 2021

Let's dispel some silly myths.
I mean...let's straighten some
tilted photos on the wall!
None of my playmates EVER
have trouble getting an erec-
tion, keeping an erection...
having an orgasm, or two...or
even three. I take no glory in
this since erectile dysfunction
IS 100% THE FAULT OF
WOMEN! There...I said it!
Men have no difficulties with
me because -- quite simply --
I'M A GIRL! The advent and
progress of this...madness
began 50 years ago (maybe
more) with the dissolution
of fundamental sexual roles.
I've said it before...so-called
'women's lib' did more to
destroy society than all the
wars & plagues combined.
Men've been methodically
emasculated and, well...
just confused about what
they're allowed/supposed
to be/not be. They've been
TRYING to be co-operative
and accomodating but, in
so doing, they have been
stripped of their ROAR!
Men used to ROAR! KINGS
of the JUNGLE! Now they
can barely purr. I love it
when a man GOES OFF and
really rrreeaaalllyy SOUNDS
OFF too...unleashes his in-
ner TARZAN yell when he
cums! I'm a girl...if ANYONE
was designed to be a 'sex
machine' it's the one with
all the curves...the pursued
not the pursuer! Men now
feel reduced to being no-
thing more than a penis.
How can anyone feel good
about themselves when the
only 'piece' of them that's
wanted or respected (and
even THAT has been...
pruned...) is a single ana-
tomical segment? I'm not
a machine and MEN are
AWESOME! I want their
sex because of everything
else they are. That said, is
it just me or should Steve
Austin have BIONICOCK?
And BIONIBOOBS for
Jamie Summers!? Clark
Kent super-pumping
Diana Prince sounds...
SUPER-sexy! I predict some
smoking hotbox...literally!
Smoke...cumming out...
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Just a rosy reminder that the safe, social-

distanced SCARLET CARSON option

is still available and thriving as many

choose to change their approach to

sexy online texting/FT.

I currently  have 1 opening available

"Best gal doing the best thing for all

the right reasons. You just can't beat

this gal in person or with this option.

What other girl you know loves sex

that much and has so much wit &

conversation skills? Gets me off

everytime, anytime. 10/10"

-- Illiad29, Feb 27, 2021

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MARCH 3, 2021
Honestly, I Thought It Was About Vagina!

Now...THAT'S a magic number!

Who knew when mystics, numer-

ologists, sacred writings and

witches were proposing the

power of DIGITS that 8,008,135

would mesmerize so many for

ALL ETERNITY!!!??? Being born

with 32Ks naturally isn't always

as easy as you think. I was teased

incessantly not only as BLOOM

COUNTY (didn't even know the

VIDEO REPOST!

comic strip then) and 12-year old boys had to be convened in the princi-

pal's office to be sternly warned 3 times before they let the taunting go.

Girls -- being the competitive vipers so many are -- let their jealousy and

envy target me. Turns out...they were right...I am a freak...only in a very,

very good way! Of course DANCING is a bit of a challenge! There's no

sports bra on the planet that can hold boulders when you're trying to

bop-til-you-drop. Now...imagine if we had 3 BOOBS?! WHOA! That's

too TOTAL RECALL for me! These two kittens are MORE than enough!

But for men (and many BI/LEZ women) they can't get enough.

No straight man would ever say, "Seen two, you've seen em all!"

Hell, I would never say that! I love other women's tits! You can philoso-

phize all you like about maternity, comfort and tell men, "you do know

they're basically sweat glands, right?" and be wasting your breath.

Try, STRIPTEASE, WE'RE THE MILLERS, and, remember, when it cums

to (or ON) the HOLY TRINITY for lust, we got a pair to beat a full-house.

IT'S TUESDAY...THE TWINS ARE DANCING!

NOT JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL

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HAPPY IN HEAVEN

According to my beloved

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK, 3

is a magic number. (But it's not

Saturday morning). Of its many

fascinating attributes and sig-

nificances to us and our world,

perhaps the two most worth

mentioning are that it's con-

sidered lucky in CHINESE cul-

ture because it sounds like

"ALIVE" in Cantonese... 

MARCH 3, 2021

and "Third time's a charm". We see in 3 dimensions but no one can

really know for certain where our mythic reverence of the number started.

We ARE alive! And, as a species, our self-preservation often relies on our

ability to persevere even after failure/catastrophe. Practice DOES make

perfect eventually, even if it takes more than three tries. But we only have

one life to live even if specific events/choices might afford us 1000

mistakes/disasters. We get countless chances to BE HAPPY but maybe

that's why so many are not so happy. Given an hour I do my best (and

have frequently succeeded) at getting 3 orgasms from my playmates

Try TANGO ON BROADWAY for some classic dancing and THREE

TO TANGO for laughs:  stay away from 3-CARD monte. HAPPINESS

isn't a shell-game...now...toss me a rose...and let's TANG-OH!

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BEEP YOU!!
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Shaddup You Face (And Dance!!)
The first day of every month I
make my pièce de résistance
-- SICILIAN CACCIATORE --
which I actually learned from
two 45-yr-old twin sisters
while in Italy (my 3rd visit)
who really knew their stuff!
It's a one-in-a-million recipe
that's won awards among the
people who know their stuff!
Happiness is a chemical re-
sponse to many things in-
cluding food-to-die-for!
They say the way to a man's
heart is through his stomach
(because 'through his penis'
is not romantic and ITALY
literally defined ROMANCE
...if you didn't know...ROME
...ROMANCE...duh! hehe).
I plucked these Sicilian mem-
ories from my annals (that
sounds dirty...is that dirty?)
of my life because they were
windy-as-hell days just like
yesterday was with weather
advisory with gusts that
screamed through the vents
like a banshee all day in the
house! And the 'romance'?
Well...very sexy at least if not
outright romantic!

MARCH 2, 2021

"I'm SPEECHLESS almost. I can't leave

without saying that today was the best

time I've had in 8 years, maybe longer.

Amy blew me away like she does

everyone, even more than getting

from the car to the house in the wind.

She's an adorable sexy tornado of

smarts, libido and pure charm!"

-- Kess, March 1, 2012 

"What Amy does is simply

astounding! She's a fireball yes

she genuinely LOVES what she

does and is also tender, intimate

and impossible to leave but

when you do you feel like a

whole new person. Thanks for

today, you're a jewel!

-- QBP, March 2, 2021

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D. HELPED PRODUCE THIS!
Choosing between 'splashy'
and 'catchy' (Cacciatore) was
not easy. At least...not as
easy as me. But with the boat
coming out of dry-dock this
week I'm desperate to splish
splash both it's hull and mine
(that's an entendre for ass).
The GIF above? I'm actually
saying, "I'm a little bubble-
bunny!" And soon I'll be
sailing last year's new Aloha
and making new memories.
If  WAKING NED DEVINE,
MILLIONS, and FINIAN'S
RAINBOW aren't flix you've
seen...MARCH is the IRISH
MONTH to revel in all three.
D. was Irish and I learned
quite a bit about the culture
from him...but last year I
focussed on St. Patrick's
Day/Luck etc so this year
we won't avoid it but any-
one who knows IRISH folk
knows they work hard as
hell, play harder, love to
sing and have some of the
happiest dances (jigs) you
can imagine! They are the
funniest, most carousing
folks on the planet! And
why not try THE ITALIAN
JOB (both versions!!!) &
CINEMA PARADISO (I
don't wanna be drab and
say THE GODFATHER).
Cara Bella! Bonjourno!

MARCH 2, 2021

Best friends...

all my close friends...

Love to Dance.

Some of us aren't

as good at it as others

but we always have fun,

whatever the weather!

SCARLET CARSON

playmates will now have

access to JANDREA

on KIK! Contact me

for details.

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HAPPY THOSE FEET!!

EVERYONE CAN DANCE!

Just like everyone can F*CK!

I used to be a wallflower, balk-

ing at so many things! OMG so

many things! If there was ever a

time to break out of your dol-

DRUMS...it's NOW! I got long

tall glasses to sip something

creamy and warm from...so get

your bottoms-up and shake

that...and remember...DANCE

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LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING! But if I'm watching...I'm too busy dancing

my HappyAss off too...too damn happy to even think about critiquing

you or anyone else. Dancing should be the freest form of LIFE and

FREEDOM! There are no rules! There's no right or wrong way to dance.

Flix recs: HAPPY FEET, FOOTLOOSE  are amazing but give STRICTLY

BALLROOM a chance! And take this chance...haven't you been putting

this off too long? BUCKETLIST me...LIFE has been slipping through the

neck of the hourglass tooooooooo long! Grab a glass...toast TIME

and let's cut footloose, clothesloose, loveloose, lustloose!

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STFU & DANCE!!

Introduce me to someone who

isn't HAPPY when they're dancing

and I'll be shaking hands with the

most miserable bastard that ever

lived! WELL CUM to MARCH

MADNESS -- 31 days of what

should be a PLANET full of FUN!

We're gunna laugh, lust, dance,

sing, do the hokey-pokey

(it's even dirtier than it sounds),

get whacky, whimsical and --

most of all -- HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! With spring finally finding it's warm

way to us, it's high-time we shake off the shackles of what was the worst

year since HIROSHIMA and jump around like muppets on ACID and take

the best amphetamine in the world -- GOOD OLD 100% natural

DOPAMINE...that's right! No pills, potions, patches or pulls necessary!

We have an endless injection from the ventral tegmental..at least as

long as you're breathing....are you breathing baby?

Let's get happy together...we should be DANCING IN THE SHEETS

MARCH 1, 2021
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