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MAY 7, 2021
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MAMANUCA, 2018
MAY 7, 2021
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ESTONIA, 2015
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MAY 6, 2021
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Despite many of the 20,000/day

who visit my site daily likely looking

for T&A to LURK--N-JERK to...

I enjoy doing my little videos!

They're fun and keep me mentally

honed and my funny-bone buzzing.

Incidentally...the funny-bone is

actually the ULNAR nerve that

let's you know what's going on

in your BIRD FINGER.

(That's my polite way of flipping

the bird to critics.) FLOAT ON

all you FABS! FLOAT ON!

MAY 5, 2021
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NATAL, BRASIL 2017
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LAKE PREVATT, APOPKA, FL.
HUACACHINA, PERU
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USE ARROWS OR SWIPE LEFT PHOTOS TAKEN APRIL 2020/AUGUST 2020/OCTOBER 2020
"Amy has a unique way of making
me feel wiped out and frazzled
and renewed at the same time.
Every time I show up I spend 30
more minutes and still somehow
want another 30. She's just the
best! Anyone who says otherw-
wise hasn't actually met her.""
-- Lou S., May 1 , 2021
(Last Reviewed March 15)
"Such a wonderful time with Amy!
Definitely was drained. 
Will return for a very courteous and
respectful girl!" 
-- Chuck,  May 3, 2021
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"When you start the week with Amy
the rest of the week seems like a
letdown.""
-- llostt, May 3, 2021
(Last reviewed March 5) 
"The first thing I did when I got my
bills paid and had my monthly free
cash in hand was make another
Amyazing date with the first wonder
of the sexy world. Even better than
last Month! So damn good!"
-- Kess,  May 1, 2021
(Last Posted Review March 1)
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With the weatherman as off in his preds as

always I was OFF on a grand journey this

morning without any RAINYDAY pix/vid

to show but maybe later today or tom!

Meanwhile, even at home eating on my

bedroom balcony I rarely miss a moment

of outdoors. I'll wrap half this up for

just before bed and skip the jam I think.

Without Brit, Regan or D. to join me I don't

put as much effort into prettying-up break

fast, but my cummy eggs console me!

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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING!! When you

SAIL like I do, and love the open water, you

develop a passionate love for the depth and

potency of sky and tempest, a profound

respect for the poetry and romance of a

hard (heart?) rain, the magic of its music and

its supra-natural ability to cleanse, heal and

even reflect our common clouded souls

and sadness, our troubled hearts.

This weather draws me out into it as happy

and excited as any glorious, radiant

SUNSHINE! I wanna DANCE in it, SING...

I wanna be GENE KELLY! I wanna CELE-

BRATE its beauty and brooding mood.

So THAT'S WHAT IMMA DO!!! Hellya!!

DELUSIONAL DANCING!
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Good morning all you morning glories! Primrose

playmates along this path to pretty much anywhere

we wanna go or be! DJing this morning and paint-

ing a bit, working on my blending skills to find the

right reds, not always easy. Sunday's such a sweet

little lap of luxury isn't it? Don't want to think

on Sundays. Just be brainless and boneheaded.

That sounds dirty...is it dirty? Bone....headed.

Ok ya...I definitely wanna get boneheaded!!!

How people take their eggs is a big deal...

OVER HARD?!! Soft? HARDBoiled? Over

Easy? Or...runny...cummy...I like mine cummy.

Good for toast! Dip Dip Dip...

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Lilies of the Valley

May was named for the 

Greek Goddess Maia,

the Roman goddess

of fertility, 

Mayovka, was a picnic 

in the countryside or in

a park in the early days of May,

hence the name.

Eventually, "mayovka"

came to mean an

illegal celebration of 

May 1 by revolutionary public,

typically presented as

an innocent picnic.

MAY's birthflower is

THE LILY OF THE VALLEY

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PRESS PLAY (TOP-LEFT CORNER)...THEN

TAKE 60 SECONDS TO CLOSE YOUR EYES,

BREATHE DEEP, RELAX...

AND THEN HIT THE ARROW TO THE RIGHT

(YOU CAN ALSO SWIPE LEFT)

ATM/BLOG COMMENTS

QUESTIONS/REPLIES

Why did you stop blogging

as heavily/regularly in MAY?

When Covid hit, my VIPS and reg-

ulars hit my blog heavy. My traf-

fic tripled and then boomed

from 8000 visitors/day to 20,000!

So I stepped up. With a cpl hours

more effort I was able to amp up

the blog considerably. I was trying

to give people a little fun/sexy

haven to spend time in. I star-

ted making original videos and

adding tons of music, movies &

other amusements. In April I dis-

covered 90% of what I had been

doing was being ignored by

90% of my visitors. So I asked

100 or so for feedback....

IMPORTANT SITE INFO!!

 

I have already (and will be contin-

uing to) MIGRATE this blog up

from JAN 2021 to an onsite link

where it will be archived and

remain accessible but without

the media (movies/music).

By Dec 2021, all but the last

3 months of the blog will be

accessible by no other means.

I am seriously considering charging

more for people who don't want

to really know me. We will see.

The rest of you who do know me

and enjoy this blog...

You're awesome!

THANK YOU FOR NOT BEING

horrible human beings!

The universe and I thank you!

This Q/A slideshow (left) is now

posted on the Q/A page I will be

adding to regularly now.

"Amy was def everything as
mentioned plus more. Booked
an hour and it was not enough.
Will book again and again and again.
She is super chill and makes
you feel extremely comfortable.
Looking forward to our next session."

-- David, April 27, 2021
"I really REALLY needed that.
Thank you so much, Amy!"

-- ME, April 27, 2021
"Again I had an amazing time. Love the
way you make me feel. Don't change a thing!
Can't wait till next time."

-- Chris, April 27, 2021
"Continue being you and writing,
you're fantastic and it adds to
your attractiveness!"

-- Balla3, April 26, 2021
"Words cannot express what seeing
Amy has meant to me. Having not
been with anyone since Covid began
was a struggle. This time together
was the calm after the storm I
desperately needed. Was
incredible for me. She drips
sexiness and the most fun I've
had in many years. Wish I
had called her sooner. Looking
forward to next time."

-- MJ, April 26, 2021
"Not sure what to write. Had a
good time! Awesome :) Drained
me! Now I feel like I need a nap."
-- GG, April 26, 2021
"It's always fun to see Amy!
She gets things out of me I
didn't even know I had in me!"

-- P.,  April 23, 2021
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