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MONO MEANS ALONE
APRIL 12, 2021 (#1)
In 1976 Mary McGregor --
whose song "GOOD FRIENDS"
I absolutely ADORE recorded
"TORN BETWEEN TWO
LOVERS". It's a beautiful
song, sung by an angelic
voice, produced well and had
a great pop following. But --
to do a Paul Harvey here --
the rest of the story is that
later on she publicly
denounced the song and
declared she'd regretted
ever doing it. Now she can
'feel like a FOOL'! Sad to think
someone would record a
song they hated and funda-
mentally disagreed with for
...money? popularity? Sad!
I can't say this enough --
monogamy is the worst idea
ever! (Read my fairly-compre-
hensive diatribe here) But
most of all it is a very VERY
LONELY idea. It's not fun,
funny or a joke (though we
have been mocking it for
many years in every medium
as though it were). Married
people are just about the
loneliest people on the pla-
net, not because of marriage
itself but because of MONO-
gamy which, ironically, means
SINGLE/ALONE MARRIAGE.
Single people think they are
lonely because they are
alone but married people are
even lonelier because they
SHOULDN'T be or feel alone
but they do. Married people
have nothing but SECRETS
and each live in an individ-
ualy-hermetically-wrapped
world of their own, cut off
from everyone/everything
else by monogamous rules,
but not REALLY WITH each
other either! That's just tragic
& DUMB! They aren't allowed
to get what they need from
others but they aren't getting
it from one another either.
They are Dumb-Fenced-in
allsides...alone. Let's face it...
they are locked in with the
lion and likely to get eaten.
No one is coming to save
them. Ever. What a shitty
way to die..and live!
AS  JAY SHERMAN PUT IT -- IT SUCKS!
CUM ON PEOPLE! hehehe ok...that's dirty!
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Fool (If You Think It's Over)
APRIL 12, 2021 (#2)
I was fortunate to be hitched
to someone I had no secrets
from -- every disgusting
horrible secret and I knew I
could tell him everything and
he'd be far from pleased but
HE WASN'T GOING TO LEAVE
ME even if I'd killed a buncha
people. If you can't count on
your spouse to bury the bodies
with you -- then you're NOT
MARRIED! I was also lucky
enough to be married to
someone who knew MONO-
gamy made no sense. He had
other commitments as do
I even now and everyone
knew each other and got
along famously (bad pun).
As it's Monday I'm musing on
how silly monogamy is and
what a joke it is to think that
one person could possibly
give anyone everything they
want/need! Anyone! Mono-
gamists (or just BFs/GFs) live
in a world where the sense of
dissatisfaction never ends!
The longer they're together
the more they realize "They
aren't giving me everything
I want/need/deserve/should
be getting". Meanwhile
they aren't giving the other
anywhere near what they
feel they themselves are
being cheated out of. It's
INSANE! Set yourselves
FREE and set the other
FREE! Get what you need,
want, deserve, should be
getting! From someone!
ANYONE! And don't be up-
set or vindictive because
they're getting it from
someone else when YOU
WEREN'T getting the job
done. BE RELIEVED! Be
HAPPY for them. And get
YOURS! Just because you
THINK the search is over
when you find someone
doesn't mean it is. The heart
is HUNGRY! Feed it! Love is
like breakfast -- you're gunna
be hungry by lunch...and
then again by dinner...
and so on........! Life/Love
& LUST are buffets! Stop
going hungry! Grab a plate!
SEE THE HORIZON, DRINK IT ALL IN!
YOU'RE A BUFFET , THEY EAT OFF YOU!
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APRIL 11, 2021 (#2)
Feeling smoooooooooooooth...
DJing this morning, doing the
usual pre-1965 music and OTR
and then for a hike if weather's
kind. Slept most of the night on
boat and up before daybreak to
grab a shower in the garden.
Otherwise, treating the whole
day as though the sun is setting.
Ever done that? Treated noon
like it were 8pm? Sunday like it
were Monday or Monday like
...ON A SILVER PLATTER
like it were Friday? Always good for the soul to challenge its habits
and patterns we so easily fall victim to. Once a month I wear a blindfold for
24 hours or earplugs, to remind me how so many others live without sight
or sound. After D. died I kept his wheelchair to wear it for an afternoon just
to rekindle my intimacy with what it is like for so many who rely on them.
I'm enjoying sifting through my Dropbox looking for sentimental streets
to wander down and share with you all. It would be nice if more of you
would take a few moments to send some sort of word on your feelings
for the BLOG. What do you do to relax on Sunday? Or do you? Some people
use it to tackle work and hobbies that keep them bizzy. I'm letting the
typical religious tomFOOLery go this week. Feeling....smooooth!
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SUGARFALL -- Tequila Sunrise
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APRIL 11, 2021 (#1)
I never asked if I was the subject
of this song but who knows now?
If there are 'ghosts' I don't think
I'd really wanna cum into contact
with one unless of course they
were gunna DO ME! That would
be hawt/cool/different/something
to check off on a very sexy LIST
GhostSex....sounds sexy!
The vid is from last fall and, as I wander through the THOUSANDS of hours
of footage I have from everywhere I've been, I'm feeling very cozy but also
eager to travel, even if it's just up to Algonquin. There's a waterfall outside
WAWA I showered under I'd like to revisit and maybe have some sexy
shenanigans with whomever ends up in the car. All my train vids from
all over the world making me miss even CRAPPY viarail, now that's desper-
ate! One way or another I'm not letting the blooming spring find me
without a few miles on me. The world is safe, just going to avoid humans!
I already blew off my SKYDIVING adventure last summer and have to do
it again so there's going to be some adventures minus        ulation!
How about you? Feeling the sunrise? Feeling your heart opening up?
Feeling April (which means opening-up)? April yourself! *Sigh*
Love me some Sunday smoooooooooooooooooooth!
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They don't just 'fly' by gliding on patagium...they fluoresce PINK!
OK...I'm officially JELLY of ROCKY! It's fascinating how there weren't many
--if any-- Saturday Cartoons about SPACE and really not a lot of characters who
could FLY!  Of the super-powers flight is in my top 3 behind breathing under water
and invisibility. Call me a SNOOP but I people-watch a lot. Fascinating pasttime.
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When he first débuted in Action Comics #1
way back in 1938, Superman couldn't fly at all!
That leaves me with UNDERDOG who I love and
watch most weekends (I own the DVDs) 'cause he's
sweet and unassuming and although he's a bit
of a klutz like me and probably can't dance...
he still shows up with his dancing shoes and
cuts a rug. Most of the cartoon birds rarely fly
and have more hands than wings. Weird!
So with little extra-terrestrial activity happening in
TOONTOWN, I'll be following up on ROCKY and U-DOG
with LOST IN SPACE which I also own DVDs for and
D loved. I wasn't with him when he got excited by and
watched the MOVIE a couple dozen times but when I
finally watched it with him I'd already gotten hooked
on the original series. (Too bad they screwed up what
was a promising first few episodes of the NETFLIX
kybosh). Still watching the FAMILY ROBINSON finding
ways to survive without a home, reminded how lucky
we all are to have one. Maybe we should stop killing it.
Is it wrong for me to wanna get lost in PENNY'S space?
God I'm such a slut! She was absolutely gorgeous!
Unfortunately, what is my FAV CARTOON (also a space-theme/motif)
has only been birthed and has limited episodes! Sigh. What I would give
for 200 episodes of FINAL SPACE to watch! So everytime I get a JONES for it
I watch the adorable JETSONS! Astro is a HILARIOUS space- SCOOBY
and the stories are charming, the futuristic portrayal of the insanely-lazy
lifestyle where technology has replaced every human effort is frighteningly
accurate/foreshadowing. But everyone should be morbidly-obese! HAHAHA
Like UNDERDOG and LOST IN SPACE I love the theme songs.
They're a tragic reminder not only of the magic of themes that's almost
non-existent, but also the charm and sweetness they reflected in a world
we've now utterly abandoned. We've been Lost In....something for a
long time now! Still terrestrial, but lost. SIGH!
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APRIL 10, 2021 #1

THE POWERS OF MATTHEW STAR is still earthbound and not really a toon
or even a morning show but I'm about halfway through the episodes and
enjoying it quite a bit even if his 'powers' don't include flying. So I watch
SHAZAM! which is unique because one guy transforms into another guy
and he flies! The show had great moral lessons for kids and a sweet
goodness I LOVE! Before he died, hubby got to laugh his ass off at his
beloved "CHUCK" (who couldn't fly but was a sweet, ironic hero) become
a kid in a grown man's body and save his family and earth from evil.
Sadly there'll be no sequel but the 70s show lives on with YOUTUBE!
GOMER PYLE said 'Shazam!' He couldn't fly but he's awfully sweet!!
BECOMING A HUGE AL STEWART FAN
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VIDEO REPOST
STING - WINDMILLS OF MY MIND
APRIL 10, 2021 (#2)
If you haven't heard, 3 dwarf
stars have been discovered
spinning so fast that if there's
no limit to the rotation of
heavenly bodies, they may
eventually start hurling their
own surfaces and atmospheres
into space like paint from
a brush! WOW! Entropy is
ironic aint it? Let's not be 1
of those STARS! Let's not
be a shooting star, slightly
bright for a moment then
gone! Let's BURN BRIGHT
FOREVER! It would be
good if we started worry-
ing about our lives longer
than the mere length of
our immediate individual
ones! It would be good if
we regained what previous
generations had -- a deep
respect and profound
sense of responsibility to
future humans and the
planet we leave them, if
they will exist at all! If you
cum to see me plz leave
your home, directly into
your vehicle, see no one,
touch no one. Come safely
to my door, accept proto-
cols happily and without
silly dissent. Love those
near you like they may be
gone tomorrow. Shake off
whatever the world/life's
done to dull your heart
like paint from a brush and
embrace a heroic sense of
attention to ridding this
epoch of COVID but --
more importantly -- the cold
and callous selfishness that
is really to blame for all of
this. We CAN return to the
gleeful innocence that let
us roll down hills, giggle &
awe at the universe and
ourselves, LOVE LIFE and
each other! We can!!
United we FALL, excited
WE STAND!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
WHAT WE PROMISED FROM THE START!
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SUGARFALL: OUROBOROS
APRIL 10, 2021 (#3)
2015: D. cut his OUROBORUS
album, mimicking APP's
"VULTURE CULTURE" cover.
Before his 2020 death, nightmares
he'd been having every single
night since he was 6yo about
the end of the world still
warned him COVID and every-
thing with/after it would re-
move 3 billion people in 3
years, thereafter leaving most
of us in protected 'camps'
by martial law. I hope he's
wrong, but he always knew
which case the money was in
on DEAL/NODEAL and
butterflies/birds landed on
him all the time (and tons of
other eerie things like that)
so.......I'm having fun in life!
I'm having lust, love and not
letting the little things or
the bad apples slow down
my whirlybird spinning!
Many people don't use
their time wisely or at all, but
being a widow you learn to
value time at its premium.
There's a culture of people
that seem to be waiting for
the bodies to start stacking.
Carrion characters can al-
ways be found. Let's try to
be proactive and starve
them to death! Let's deny
doom its day and be the
best version of ourselves!
All the idiots complaining
about their futless inconven-
iences need to STFU and
take this need for HUMAN
HEROISM seriously. Let's
SPREAD OUR WINGS
and show just how fast/
high we can SOAR above
the last 50 years of F/Us!
All my VIPs and regular
playmates are AWESOME
folks with hearts of gold!
Spread the love please!
Let's pump up the volume
on that bloodflow and really
dazzle the universe!
WE CAN WE CAN WE CAN!
AND DANCE TIL THE WORLD ENDS
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PISA 2019
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Let's talk Turkey...oh wait...they didn't invent
pizza! That was NIPPLES, ITALY...oh wait...
sorry...NAPLES ITALY! Again, I'm posting
Italy as part of my Sentimental Saturday.
Or maybe the last one was THROWBACK
Thursday...either way let's talk PIZZA!
(Not Pisa...GRAVITY LOVES that leaner)
 PIZZA HUT: perfect but  too pricey
DOMINOS: Very good but soggy,
PIZZA PIZZA: RIPOFF, BOSTON PIZZA:
Great Food lousiest pizza I ever had.
Discovered PAPA JOHNS ROCKS!
<==== Look how MIGHTY I AM!!!
Powerhouse shorty, that's me!
What's your GO TO topping?
APRIL 10, 2021 (#4)
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Congrats to another winner

who took the painstaking time

to hunt down the April 6th

hidden link to Britney's future

post (which happened yesterday)

and KIK'd me the info just now

(12:30a.m.) and has won a

terrific prize! "Ludi" was sharp

enough to notice the Parisian

tablecloth under the playing

cards and the recent refs to 3

QUEENS/3 ducks and dancing

in the recent posts and scoured

and VOILA!  A WINNER!

APRIL 9, 2021
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ANOTHER 7 DAY FOOL?
FLASHBACK FRIDAY PHOTO
MORTON SALT GIRL? (APRIL, 2020)
APRIL 9, 2021 (#1)
By the end of the week, even
when I've got a flood of sexy
playmates the way I did this
last 13 days (minus the 4 days
I took for writing HURRICANE
JANE), I'm always a little sexy-
freaky, jonesing for the week-
end wanton that usually ends
with my friends and I watching
movies and ending up in a
sweaty stack. Celebrating the
human need for silliness and
FOOLIN' 'ROUND, today's a
great day for the likes of
17 AGAIN, THE HOT CHICK,
HEAVEN CAN WAIT, THE
WRAITH, CHILD'S PLAY
(any/all of them), THE WRONG
MAN. It's also a great time
day to get a little more sexually
ambitious and daring than you
normally might. As I've always
liked saying -- I'm your
Huckleberry! -- if you've got a
sexy plan, then you might be
the RIGHT MAN! Let's chat!
Lockdown can't keep a
cock down! Certainly doesn't
fizzle my sizzle that's for
shizzle! Is that just SOOOO
90s now? Omg! Am I what the
MFs call STUCK IN THE 90s?
Stupid millennial girl!
I think I might rewatch "54" --
a riveting visitation to what
seems to me to be the best
days in human history! Like
I said...I missed every bliss!
Don't miss your bliss...gimme
a kiss and a Friday twist!
LET'S HOPE ANYHOW!
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LEARN SUM NEW DANCE TRICKS
APRIL 9, 2021 (#2)
In the same spirit of our FOOLin'
let's FLIX-REC DIGGSTOWN,
SHATTERED and IMPOSTOR
but, of couse, the PLATINUM
standard was set (and not
been surpassed yet) by
THE USUAL SUSPECTS which
I was born too late to not have
the joy of not seeing it coming.
By the late 90s spoiler-alerts
were en vogue but still being
betrayed by most. Diggstown
I didn't see cumming because
it was long past chatter.
Thank god! Because as ama-
zing as T.U.S was, DIGGS was
so much more FUN! Life
and lust should be fun!
Con men like CAINE/MARTIN
in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
are borderline but the lousy
fem revamp HUSTLE was...
BAH! Don't be FOOLED...
see the originals of movies!
And don't bully people like
ABBOT does with Costello
every minute, CONstantly pul-
ling the wool over his gullible
eyes! Sweet people don't de-
serve to be exploited! P.T.
BARNUM should be shot for
his ethos, as should every-
one who shares itIt's not
charming or FUN or FUNNY.
It's disgusting! No pity for
the sadistic! Feel free to in-
spect my 32Ks!! HAHAHA!
REAL BABY!! BTW was
PARKAY awful? JW! Looks
sickly in the old ads! 
Now...who's buttering my
muffin? Heheheh!
SOUL MEN!
MORE SOUL MEN!
"Epoch after epoch, extinction after extinction, genocide after genocide,
plague after plague, HUMAN APATHY continues to be not only the
most insidious and contagious of pandemics, but also the
least doctored."
-- IFUSEEKAMY
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WITH THE NEW LOCKDOWN now in full mode,
I'm opening the GARDEN OF EXCESS option
to 4 additional playmates for 4 weeks only!
It's not everything you need, but it's something.
As well...with daily site-visitations now
topping 20,000 while I do the site mostly
for myself, it would be reassuring if
everyone would consider emaling me
or messaging me just to offer any/all
positive reinforcement. THANKS!
APRIL 8, 2021 #1
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No one would argue it's a challenge
to retain any sort of naivety after
age 25. Mostly it's exploited as
 FOOLishness, rather than inno-
cence. Maybe my insistence on pre-
serving my innocence is mere stu-
pidity, but enough folks are un-
happy to warrant my pursuit. The
'Jack' or 'Knave' is ironically not
CUM BACK TO ME!
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naive but the sort of person who makes it difficult for the sweet people to
remain so. Sex shouldn't shape someone's innocence. We've been
conditioned by numerous things to think that sex is dirty so we can't
have sex or become sexually-adroit without losing our innocence. They've
become implicitly (and increasingly explicitly) mutually-exclusive. How sad!
I'm not attracted to knaves in/out of the 'bedroom'. The sort of 'cunning'
celebrated by today's culture (as in 'Big Brother') kinda makes me
ill. The more retro TV I watch, the more I see how innocence died very
quickly between 1975 and 1985. By the time I was born I was mostly sur-
rounded by anything but sweeties. I don't think we lost our innocence as
we had our first kiss in grade-school...or as we necked or had our first
intense BF/GF and whatever fooling around we did in the basement.
I don't see why penetration somehow should mean we're now
'dirty', 'corrupt', 'spoiled', innocence-lost. I avoided drugs, smoking,
booze, tattoos, but I also avoided becoming too jaded or manipulative.
Maybe that's stupid. I've had my share of men claim to love me, wanna
marry me and allowed myself to believe them for a moment. After all,
without that innocence, what's the point of life? Isn't it thereafter just a
misery? A ghoulish, trudging nightmare march uphill carrying a cross?
I can keep my heart clean and still kiss, cuddle and cum. Those who
think differently I feel bad for. FLIX-REC: The Blue Lagoon, Moonrise 
Kingdom, Flowers In The Attic, MY Girl and, by far the CREEPIEST movie
I've ever seen NIGHT OF THE HUNTER -- creepy first for its situation but
more because it reminds me of how the world now treats innocence...
like it's STALKING, HUNTING, killing it. I'd rather be stupid, thanks.
SUGARFALL: THE JACK OF HEARTS
D. ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS SONG!!! NOW IT'S MY ANTHEM!!!
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BUBBLETRUBBLE??
 
Most people know I love buying
various bubble wands and making/
blowing  bubbles. But I also love
chewing HUBBA BUBBA so I can
blow bubbles, popping BUBBLE-
WRAP, playing with bubbles in
the bathtub/washing dishes, blow-
ing bubbles  with my straw in my
milk & who doesn't love a  LAVA-
LAMP?! Bubbles ROCK! Bubbles
don't make troubles go away, but
they sure as heck make me giddy!
LICK LIFE UP!!!
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APRIL 8, 2021 #2
Now...a cunning tongue is fine...when it cums to
oral sex! By all means...train that baby until it
can knot an APPLEstem! People seem to think
my tongue skills are beyond but I still have
much to learn, much skill to earn. I know this
because I've already learned so much in
the last 5yrs. There's nothing more unappeal-
ing than a lover who's lost the ability to learn...
new...well...whatever the subject/skill!
FYI guys...it IS possible to spend a little too much time teasing/
tonguing that little red button! Even a guy can get lulled to sleep
by a warm mouth if he's tired enough and there's no other inter-
active stimulation. That's where the TONGUE is most important. THE
MOST IMPORTANT EROGENOUS ZONE IS THE BRAIN. Talking is
not only important, it's what most intensifies a woman's sexperience.
Find out what and where the little red mental buttons are and the fun
REALLY BEGINS! The nervous system is wired for neural response but the
psyche is supercharged by the exchange of ideas, thoughts, imagery
and numerous notions that require WORDS for two people to truly
CONNECT; and it's THAT affinity that creates electricity otherwise
missing from 90% of sex even between married/LTRs. So do some
cunnilingus calisthenics but make sure you include CEREBRAL skills.
Exchange of kisses, touches, saliva and cum can't compete with
the exchange of MINDS. Especially sexy ones!
STILL A CANADIAN TREASURE
SEXY MIND IS MORE LIKE IT
I'm not a DANNY KAYE fan but all the
great silly fun from before I was born
is swimming in dazzling dialogue
like "Who's On First...?" (Abbott/
Costello) and the sexy/ironic banter
of GOMEZ/Morticia, Maxwell Smart's
dumb quips. It's been 2 years since I
last saw THE ARISTOCRATS so I'm
due! Combine the ridiculous-
ness of people, life & behavior &
you got a recipe for...........