I want to thank all you sweeties for making
OCTOBER so awesome, for all the gifts,
respect and hugz-n-kissez!
The audio and some video have been removed from this
page after OCT 31 for obvious reasons -- an encouragement
to keep updated daily on this BLOG so you don't miss
things before they blow away!
DEVIL'S NIGHT: Pitter-Patter
Most friday mornings I dodge my
weight loss regimen for an hour of
HUBBA BUBBA chewing and some
vinyl in bed. Unlike almost everyone
from my generation I was fortunate
enough to have had people to turn
me on to laying on the floor/bed
listening to the turntable, reading
the liner notes and drinking in the
beauty of a FULL IMAGE cover &
whatever goodies come inside the
jacket. It's DEVIL'S NIGHT tonight
which means FLIX with the pitter-
patter of little feet: THE CHILDREN
(1980), CHILDREN Of The CORN
THE BROTHERS GRIMM, HANSEL &
GRETAL, GRETAL & HANSEL, my
traditional scream with KAREN
BLACK's "AMELIA" 1/3 of
"TRILOGY OF TERROR": but don't
forget PUPPETMASTER flix,
the CHILD'S PLAY franchise
(including a pretty damn good
remake in 2019) and -- because it's
DEVIL'S NIGHT -- I'll be enjoying
WE SUMMON THE DARKNESS on
NETFLIX tonight. Let's be a little
dark and devilish today!
OCT 30, 2020
T R I C K O R T R E A T
I may or may not be posting blog
tomorrow but if I don't then make
sure you check out the TRICK or
TREAT offerings including the
1982 TRICK OR TREATS, the VERY
entertaining TRICK OR TREAT ('86)
last year's "TRICK", the 4-star
"TRICK OR TREAT" (2007) and for
the PITTER-PATTER you can opt for
SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER. This
year friends and I are watching
HALLOWEEN 1 & 2 Halloween
night since it's unlikely any kids
will be out enjoying the holiday.
If none of that's your cup of
arsenic then try HOPKINS in
MAGIC (it's a masterpiece).
There's still opportunity for one
more romp with me in one of my
costumes! All treat, zero tricks!
OCT 30, 2020
Still brewing the best
homemade soups in my
cauldron! Beef Barley!
Something Wicked This Way Cums...
Transylvania is like so many locales of its ilk -- it's
old enough to make you feel you're oggling a
STIR OF ECHOES. I always watch the Robards/
Pryce SWTWC the day before Devil's Night. It's a
Disney joint but it's charming and it's Bradbury!
My trusty rainbow umbrella by my side and it
makes a good weapon with which to stab any
would-be vampire! I know many panned Gary's
Dracula (Oldman) but I thought he was breath-
taking as he always is! Keanu/Winona were...
obtuse choices! I'm not very wicked...but I do
cum...and cum...and cum...and cum...
OCT 29, 2020
Birthplace Of A Dragon
While in Transylvania 2 years ago
visited the birthplace and childhood
playground of VLAD The IMPALER
later associated with who we now
call DRACULA. His alleged burial
spot is still up for debate but the
Carpathian mountains and village
itself are beautiful beyond words
and the people were amaaazing!
OCT 29, 2020
THE GORE NEXT DOOR
If REAR WINDOW and BODY
DOUBLE don't do it for you,
don't forget FRIGHT NIGHT
(original and remake are both
dynamite!), DEADLY FRIEND,
HOUSE AT THE END OF THE
STREET, DISTURBIA, THE GOOD
NEIGHBOR, THE NEIGHBOR
(2017), THE TENANT (1976),
PACIFIC HEIGHTS, THE NEIGHBOR
(2016) and if you haven't seen
THE WRETCHED on Netflix, it's
pretty damn clever including an
ironic twist at the end worth the
time. Everyone knows I've seen
THE BURBS a zillion times!
OCT 28, 2020
MAKE MY TOOTSIE ROLL!
What's everyone's fav CANDY?
When you opened your bag of
candy (that sounds dirty...is that
dirty?) as a kid what were you most
excited to find and most want to
find? I LOVE CANDYCORN and
CHERRY BLOSSOMs but I'm
psyched about other assorted
indulgences (PLEASE DO NOT
BRING/BUY ME ANY!) My goodies
are all year round not just holidays!
I'm sugary sweet, yummy to eat!
Cum see my TOOTSIE ROLL!
That sounds sexual...is that sexual?
YOU BETCHYER STIFF-BIPPY!
OCT 28, 2020
SITE CHANGES: I will be phasing out MY DAILY VIDEO (MDV) NOV 1st
I will be opting for in-blog videos as I have done mostly this month.
The MDV ARCHIVES will remain at least until JAN 1, 2021 and perhaps
beyond. However, if there's something there you like you may want to
screen-cap it while you have the opportunity. I will be creating a
secondary video-access but uncertain yet what that will be.
VIPS need not be worried as this will not affect the VIP area at all.
OCT 28, 2020
T H E B O N E C O L L E C T O R
I guess that's me! HAHAHAHAHAH
OMG! I'm such a slut! HAHAHAHA!
OMG! I'm so thrilled to be such a
slut! Pleasure is as good as it gets!
But wading through the HALLOWEEN
shadows...didn't girls used to give it
up at the drive-in horror movies?
Either way...if you're avoiding the
BONE COLLECTOR movie because
it's...'meh'...try BONE DADDY
THE BONE EATER and ya can't
beat BONE TOMAHAWK!
The creepiest feature of the
Parisien Catacombs is how
orange everything is!
The skulls/bones are kinda
M O U R N I N G S U N
Mourning never really ends.
But LIFE always finds its own way.
There's always light in the darkness
and always light flowing into and
from DARKNESS itself. The serpent
eats its tail and the cosmos is
eating itself (entropy). I choose
to mourn with tears of joy and
a hunger to take the biggest of
bites from the feast at hand!
Call me Dra-COOL-YA! I'm
at the jugular of life...sucking
possibility and devouring it.
That sounds dirty...is that dirty?
Well..I'm sucking SOMETHING
& definitely getting SOMETHING
creeeeaaamy and sacrilicious!
OCT 27, 2020
H O L L O W E'EN
You can go with the more obvious
HOLLOW MAN and THE WOLF
OF SNOWY HOLLOW but don't
let these last days be EMPTY of
new experiences. Try HOLLOW
(2011), THE HOLLOW (2015),
The sophomoric THE HOLLOW
(2006) with Kaley's cuteness
and since it's TUESDAY check
out TUESDAY WELD's
"REFLECTIONS OF MURDER"
(1974). (Les Diaboliques remake),
"HOLLOW SCREAM" (2018)
"SLEEPY HOLLOW HIGH" and
"HOLLOW GATE" (1988)!
"The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow"
(1999) should fill your tummy!
OCT 27, 2020
C L A S S I C K ! B L A C K
Don't ya love how women in the classic
horror movies just lose their minds and
do nothing (including just running) but
stand there shrieking as the evil....wtvr...
advances on them? LOVE IT! Today's a
great day for the CLASSICs that created
the comical "ICK!", "ACK!", "EEK!" that
lasted years! Numerous Frankie Stein,
Dracula, Wolfman, Invisible Man and
don't forget ahout THE FLY, The Creature
From The Black Lagoon and you can
always check out THE CAR (1977),
PHANTASM and BURNT OFFERINGS for
creeeeeeeepy-ass evil black cars....
OCT 27, 2020
T H E N I G H T S H I F T
Into the OCTOBER DARKNESS we go...
As we hurtle towards HALLOWEEN &
then the winter solstice, I leave behind
a week off for my BDAY week and --
with so little daylight -- we all prepare
for THE NIGHTSHIFT. At least it's
not white nights like so many northern
countries! I'm back, organized and ready
to watch the HENRY WINKLER/MICHAEL
KEATON flick I love soooooooo much
and (SCARY) NIGHTWATCH (1997)
OCT 26, 2020
LET'S GO 'ROUND THE
OMG what an AMAZING BIRTHDAY!
Thanks to Brit's planning and a
new jet that took myself and a small
group of friends, lovers etc around
the world in 3 days, my party
was airborne 95% of the time
pit-stopping for nec refuels and
assorted other boring protocols!
Everyone was tested and remained
isolated together for everyone's
safety, loosening up on tarmac
and boom! -- without setting
foot on American soil -- I'm home
again and still flying from the
Zen and Zeal of the coolest
skytime anyone ever had!
As usual VIPs can find 2.3 hours
of video highlights of raunchy
and just sweet fun! Getting life
together here and grinning like
a birthday bonehead!
OCT 26, 2020
THORSDAY: DROP THE HAMMER!
Every THURSDAY night I catch a couple of
MIKE HAMMER episodes and also a couple
of MIKE HAMMER OTR episodes...but if it's
HALLOWEEN you're looking to FLESH out
this THORSDAY you can drop the hammer
with any of numerous HAMMER STUDIOS
flix (I'm a die-hard fan!) or you could try
UNHINGED & PRESUMED INNOCENT.
OCT 22, 2020
Today's the last chance you can touch this before I'm officially one year older
and my last year indulging in this enterprise! (I think I'll try some new things
after that!) I will be away FRID 4PM-MON NOON with friends/family celebrating
my birthday and will not likely post again until MON AFT. Have a great weekend!
With only a few days left to my
BIRTHDAY I'm a bit disappointed that
more playmates never bothered to
send even a simple card! Wow!
So Tacky! Also, as the music is system-
atically vanishing from online music
stores there's been no sign of any-
anyone exploiting their last chance to grab the music I'm so proud of and
represents a decade or more of my life as a singer/producer/CEO. With HALLOWEEN
masked living, it's that time of the year to watch one of my TOP 10 FLIX of all time.
I could talk for days about this movie and what it means to me. I won't bore you.
A beautiful movie for a fittingly-dark time for us all. We've destroyed all icons
and heroes and en route to polishing off the remnants. It's what lesser people
who aim low and thereby accomplish little or nothing do to level the playing field
That's twisted. We should embrace heroes and those who bleed, sweat and weep
for their excellence and evolution. They usher in a better future. Shame on us!
OCT 21, 2020
DANCE AWAY THE DARKNESS
Inspired by PEEWEE's BIG
ADVENTURE I decided to have
some fun and just be a dorky
flaky, femme and let all the people
at the park playing basketball
and watching their kids stare
and scratch their heads.
Many years ago, when I decided
to simply never allow anyone to
inhibit me and my life choices,
it freed me to be as silly and
ridiculous as I want to be and
as I've gotten older I've em-
braced that philosophy far be-
yond most people's frontier.
I don't even drink, let alone
TEQUILA but PEEWEE has a
great approach to life because
he embraces his true self and
if it somehow offends someone's
sense of COOL...bah! BAH!
DANCE TEQUILA IN THE PARK!
If people think you're mentally
challenged...BAH!!! BE YOU!
OCT 21, 2020
GRIM ACE & THE GHOULIES
"And that was the worst accident
I ever seen..." HAHAHAHA!
Should I be embarassed to say
I own the GHOULIES and CRITTERS
box sets? They're hilarious!! CGI
really screwed everything up! I
miss the SNUGGLE bear in
commercials and the wind-up
energizer bunny you could touch.
If you're looking less for camp
and more for eerie-as-hell
JACOB TREMBLAY will get you
deeeeeply unsettled in the boonies
and BROTHERS GRIMM will get
you aghast(ly?) in the woods.
WOMAN IN BLACK is pretty damn
good and won't make you grimace
too much. BTW...I also miss the
likes of GRIMACE (McDonalds)
and other non-CGI characters.
What a shame that COVID so
closely reflects this ever-growing
distance/caution and lack of touch.
Isolation/Alienation is terrifying!
OCT 21, 2020
With this gorgeous baby sent by one of my
sweeties I may not need to buy fruit for a
couple weeks. As my birthday approaches this
weekend I am grateful for those who have
sent gifts — you’re a class act. Everyone else....
tsk tsk! And after I gave most of you a
birthday freebie!! tsk tsk tsk! At any rate, we
are 10 days from HALLOWEEN where people who
hand out FROOT LOOT should be egged at least.
You can backburner TRICK-OR-TREATing but you
can’t cancel the spirit of Halloween itself.
Fez so well defined life: CANDY AND PORNO...
I SAID...CANDY AND PORNO!
OCT 20, 2020
PICKLED!: THE SHINING
OCT 20, 2020
TICKLE THE PICKLE!
It’s always time to tickle the pickle
and lickle the pickle. What’s not to like?
They’re nutritious, delicious and POP
in your mouth every time!
They’re bumpy and a perfect fit and even
for a 4ft 10 pipsqueak/peewee like moi
you can always have a second or third
without guilt. And BTW being the giddy
girlish giggler I am, I LOVE peewee Herman
and his adventures. I think he’s adorable!
If we were all so disposed the world would
be full of so much more color mirth and
so much less darkness. TEQUILAAAAH!!!
Now gimme that pickle!
WIND IN THE WILLOWS
Do most people know that ASPIRIN
is derived from WILLOW TREES?
When our douchbag neighbor
murdered one of the oldest living
things in DURHAM they destroyed
not only something timeless and
beautiful, but all the animals
vanished! Now this gaping, daily
reminder of their idiocy is a sign
of the times and not a good one.
But I've become a cheerleader for
the trees (especially willows) and,
with Autumn winds whorling 'round,
I feel like the willows, swaying and
dancing in the rainy day grim.
I've acquired several nicknames &
pseudos over the years from friends
and for recording/writing including
"Huckleberry Funn" (or just HUCK)
Maybe Willow or Windy is next?
OCT 19, 2020
Most know that normally I'm part
of a 10+year-long game of
however you yourself name it
nowadays. With COVID nec-
essitating the sort of caution
needed to thrive in the world
I'm having to simply watch the
old reruns yet again and be
passively inspired. My sky-
diving ambition in JAN is just
hovering on the roadside waiting
for circumstance to restart my
goal! They should make a
XXX-version on an adult network.
SUDDEN FEAR (1952) and CAPE
FEAR (both versions) are great
choices and ya can't beat
BATMAN BEGINS for CILLIAN's
unrivaled SCARECROW. Then
ya can do the PUMPKINHEAD
and last year's AWESOME
KNIVES OUT, READY or NOT,
and CRAWL. All 4-star flix!
OCT 17, 2020
THE EDGE OF DARKNESS
In some ways I wish I were old enough
to have watched and remembered the
soap opera THE EDGE OF NIGHT.
But if you haven't see THE EDGE, it's
a good 'out in the woods' flick and
it's only slightly ironic because
there's no masked psychopath
making mincemeat. THE EDGE OF
DARKNESS however treeless is a
good backup with THE NAKED EDGE
(1961). My edges are always naked!
OCT 16, 2020
IT'S RAINING AGAIN
I love rain! It's cleansing and often moves
people to wanna cuddle, get cozy and
tends to bring out in folks the more
intimate and meaningful elements of
them. I love jumping in puddles and
making rainwater fly everywhere.
I also love kicking back and listening to
FAMOUS LAST WORDS on vinyl which
is perfect on a rainy day.
OCT 15, 2020
Spending so many hours hiking,
canoeing, horsebackriding etc has
a way of transforming one's brain
and body into something bright
and beautiful! We all have the
potential of re-becoming if we
only get off our DUFFs and ex-
plore the universe! The whole
cosmos is ever-changing...let's do
the same! I vote we start by tripling
or maybe even quadrupling the
sex we have! Yeeehhaaaaa!!
OCT 15, 2020
THE COLOR OF NIGHT
I do so love watching the WILLIS
movie THE COLOR OF NIGHT
because it's bizarre and eerie. It
also reminds us how the real
horror going on in society is what
extreme child abuse does to a
human mind/heart. D. loved
THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT for
this reason and, of course, no
HALLOWEEN flick list can be
complete without the awesome
DARK TOUCH (2013).!
OCT 15, 2020
HUMPDAY is always a great occasion to roam
through the adventures of the past since we
can't roam through the world. I try to ROAM
...just hours exploring where there's few or
no actual people. Highly recommend it!
OF MASKS AND MYSTERY
There's certainly no shortage of masked
serial killers on rampages to choose
from for HALLOWEEN FLIX but if you're
trying to avoid "V" (Vendetta), Carrey's
"MASK" and "ZORRO" you can start
with "THE FOUR OF US ARE DYING"
(Twilight Zone 1960) and "THE STEP-
FATHER" (1987) and a slew of similar
flix where people aren't who they
appear to be. But you could revisit
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, PHAN-
TOM Of The PARADISE (we play the
soundtrack regularly on KFLY) and
why not "DARKMAN" (1990).'
OCT 14, 2020
CUM MY WAY
I've sat spellbound on a hundred docks
and piers around the world from Peru
to Greece, from Tennessee to Ontario.
Like every experience overlooking cliffs
and oceans, "Edge Of The World"
locales include the end of every dock,
ROMANCE never dies here.
Are you gunna go my way? It's alive
with LUST OR BUST peace and prom-
iscuity! Two awesome "P" words!
PUMP! works. As does POUND!
OCT 14, 2020
W E A R E L E G E N D
You and I are making history.
Right here...right now! You and I
are living in what will be recorded
in the books as being as signific-
cant as any world war or the
BLACK PLAGUE. What we do
today as individuals and as a
species will be forever taught
in schools and other records as
...well...that's for us to decide
right here, right now. Will future
generations be shaking their
heads at our monumental stu-
pidity? arrogance? apathy?
I AM LEGEND is a timely flick
choice for this particular
HALLOWEEN as is 12 MONKEYS.
Why not toss on LEGEND while
you're at it and for your deep/dark
forest fix & URBANLEGENDS (1998).
And this week...let's have some
OCT 13, 2020
I A M L E G E N D
This will probably be the last
BIRTHDAY I celebrate with you
all. With COVID neutralizing
most of what makes what I do for
fun........worthwhile, I'll likely
call it quits by this time next
year. Thanks so much for every
one who's sent gifts. My WISH-
LIST is here for all. Gift cards
from UBER, SHOPPERS and
WALMART are always fine.
RED LOBSTER gift cards rock.
PLEASE....no treats/candy as I'm
60 DAYS from my ideal weight.
American CORN POPS and
BIG RED (in a bottle pref) are
always awesome gifts. If you really
want to dazzle me...ask...I have
some unique things you can opt for.
OCTOBER 25th will be an impor-
tant day for me. Join me the next
2 weeks celebrating...ME!
OCT 13, 2020
THE SINCERITY OF CHARITY
I tend to spend everyday being grate-
ful for everything and everyone in my
life/world but I DO tend to become
more intensively grateful for 3 days in
October. This year was supposed to be
my year for PARITY, CHARITY &
CLARITY. Sincerity is just as important
when it comes to GIVING as it
colors the very nature of the gener-
osity itself. More than ever, let's start
GIVING by GIVING THANKS to all who
make us mean something. Keep
the near & dear to you just that.
Thank them today for standing by you.
GEORGE WINSTON - THANKSGIVING