This area was actually on the verge of completion

when it occurred to me that to be adequately open

and honest about the hijinx I've actually gotten up to over

the years I couldn't possibly post such info here.

Because so many of my truly awesome adventures

included people of some fame and events that need to

be closely held to the vest, I needed to post this

in THE VAULT. For those who don't have access, I can

at least tell you that I've enjoyed naughty fun

with Pizza Delivery guys, Cable Guys, one

landlord, sex at the back of a greyhound bus,

in Union Station with a girl I barely knew among others!

The Vault has the completed list.